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Sperm Donation.. Hard day at work
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Bahaha you can actually do this, i found a place that pays you 200 + bones a jizz and they encourage you to "donate" 3 days a week.. thats a baller fuckign job! you have to qualify and whatnot but its worth a shot..no pun intended... this is amazing i found a career. search for cryo bank and you will see.. Good luck my friends. OH and the killer for 80 % of this site, you have to be 18.
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i think id get bored with jerking it, and itd become more of a hassle, but then again it would be a job
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Dude how would you become bored with jerkin it, i do it everyday anyway. The question is, is there a piss test? Thats fucking $600 a week, 3 times what im making now working my ass off. Im about to do it right now.
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And no, it doesn't scare me that there could be hundreds of kids running around with my DNA.
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prob a test for HIV and shit like that but i doubt a lil MJ
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I can see it now...
" *groan* sorry I'm home so late. Rough day at work. Somebody threw out all of the asian pictures. This job is killing me. I think I'm going to re-apply at Burger King again."
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ahaha NOTHING LIKE A HOT ASIAN... mmmm TITS I JUST WANNA SQUUEEZE THEMM
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yeah my friend and i were talking about that as a serious career
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then you can bust a nut, piss on her and then give her some poo so she can eat it.
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dude i'd never do that
thats just wrong!
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man i could do that, im not shure if i would tho, id donate plasma. that shit pays like 100 a go and you can do it tons with out worrying about having kids running around everywhere
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from halorld and kumar...
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cant do any narcotic drugs anymore then, probably cant smoke weed either, but i dont know shit abotu this
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pshh i dont smoke anyways, im waiting for there email, il keep you all updated
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where can i find these in canada?
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hahah that be kinda cool rubin one off for money hmmmmmmmmmm i might do it for money hehehehhe
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Damn, I've got to find one!
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what else would you do it for? The excersise?
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how much do you have to do?
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jerkin its gona be the next polaties
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dayum, i need a fake i.d.
thts 31,200 a year
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like, how much do you have to cum.
and you should just buy a horse and jerk it off, you get 30 grand for one pouch of horse sperm
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is a gallon not 4 litres?
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can you do that shit in canada or what!?
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sounds liek you're having some troubles there...
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thats a whole fucking lot, if i kept that rate up there might not be enough left for your mom... J/P
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who knew that my daily habbit could make me some money. its like sticky liquid gold!
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well if they pay you to do it doesnt that defeat hte purpose of a donation?
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is tht true? prob. not but if somy frend who is mad rich has a horse.
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yo how do you find the nearest sperm bank? im thinkin maybe a little weekend visit could be in order.
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thats a bout how much i "donate" in your girlfriend per week
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I just called up one here in Rochester NY, but they were closed, and I doubt they even pay 50 bucks. But im gonna find out and start doing it cuz thats easy money.
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shut up trent...your 12 years old
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It was on dirty jobs. The horse jumped on this thing and started humping and the guy had to go put a condom on. Then he took out the baggy after the horse was done and he asked the lady how much this is worth and she said 20k
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i'd love to do it, but i would just have to become okey wiht having kids i don't knwo out there.
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well, sounds like quick and easy cash to me
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who would pay tht much money for it?
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i wonder if u could do it for free and count it as community service
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People who want there horses to be artificial inseminated
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