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Funny away messages?

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
does anyone have any good ones?
May 16 2006 6:13PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
Researchers have found that Bottlenose dolphins can recognize their own reflections in mirrors placed in their tanks. The mirror study is part of a larger effort to identify and weed out vampire dolphins.
May 16 2006 6:14PM
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NFproductions
Posts: 1093 - Karma: 12
nice^
May 16 2006 6:16PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
If anyone has heard of The Champ from his radio spots...i met him last weekend @ Hooters and got him to record my voicemail message. its fucking awesome.
May 16 2006 6:17PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
random boner.....walking it off

i remember that was funny in 7th grade
May 16 2006 6:31PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
'im in the shower. try not to think about it too hard. no need for both of us to be wet.'
May 16 2006 6:36PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
^haha thatsa good one
May 16 2006 6:46PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
chuck norris can predict the shuffle on his ipod
May 16 2006 7:18PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
i like tht one
May 16 2006 7:28PM
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Rhastaman420
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
did anyone hear that chuck norris counted to infinite........TWICE!
May 16 2006 7:31PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
haha i like that one. I think im gonna get a shower right now so i can put that up haha.
May 16 2006 7:33PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
this is not the place for a chuck norris joke thread.
May 16 2006 7:33PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
mine isn't all that great but it ges ppl all the time. "hello...(pause) yo..(sligt pause) just kidding im not here so drop a msg and ill call you bak
May 16 2006 7:34PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
I'm like a rubix cube; the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
May 16 2006 7:37PM
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blakroc
Posts: 2323 - Karma: 28
Chuck Noris only masterbates to pictures of chuck noris
May 16 2006 7:39PM
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sneather
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haha i love it !!
im def going to use that one sometime
May 16 2006 7:39PM
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mski
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I had quite the crazy voice mail message that fooled everyone everytime.
May 16 2006 7:46PM
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sKILOve07
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haha thats my favorite one!
May 16 2006 7:48PM
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ski8990
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haha yeah me too. I kept getting messages that went "What? hello? are you there?"
May 16 2006 7:48PM
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TRIppEN
Posts: 1603 - Karma: 18
hey the topic here is away messages lets get back on track
May 16 2006 8:35PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
May 16 2006 10:09PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
haha
May 16 2006 10:33PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Hahaha I like that away message up there, the one with the shower. But yeah my cell phone has me going, "Yeah, what's up?" Then after a pause it goes, "Sorry, but I'm not really here, leave one."
May 16 2006 10:37PM
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Redstar
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9
I fucking HATE when people do that, haha. My buddy CHris' phone is like that, and it seriously gets me everytime.
May 16 2006 10:45PM
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steeze*nspice
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
what the hell is an away message...like on msn? or on an answering machine?
May 16 2006 10:48PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
here's one
"hey guys sorry i'm not here right now it's weird cuz i spend all of my time on msn. but i'll be back in less than a minute you can be sure of that. don't worry i'm probably just masturbating or something. i'm gay"
May 16 2006 11:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I have one from last night that's wicked funny; mean but funny.

zach0420: Sam i just remembered
zach0420: our trip to salvation army
zach0420: where you loudly proclaimed
zach0420: fuck this store, it is so poverty
May 16 2006 11:14PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
this is mine..
Jessica Alba, please msg me with your number, I lost it. Also, you forgot your panties here. see you soon..
May 16 2006 11:17PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
do the little %n thing for whoevers sn that looks at it
just say
" %n pissed me off so I'm going to go kill them"
May 16 2006 11:17PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I was pissed at my roomate once so my away message was "finding a wrench to fuck up my roomate with" and later on I saw my roomates away message was "Hiding the wrench". It was funny.
May 16 2006 11:19PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
Haha, that's good.
Away Messages are stupid but my voicemail is "Fighting zombies leave a message *SHOTGUN BLAST*" Good times.
May 16 2006 11:33PM
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ATLskier
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heres another one, "seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my away message"
May 24 2006 9:05AM
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skiierman
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_____________________________

^ There, you see that? That is the heartbeat of the joke you just KILLED!
May 24 2006 9:14AM
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JockinJLoads
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wasting good time with good times
May 24 2006 9:21AM
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