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Never getting a fucking haircut again
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i just made the biggest mistake of my life i decided it was time for a little trim cause my beautiful loocks were getting quite long so i went to the only haircutter place in bethel and they FUCKING CUT IT ALL OFF i feel so gay now like it barely covers the tips of my ears i dont kno wat im gona do
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i dont plan on cutting my hair for a long time
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Break into the barbers house with rubber gloves, a halloween mask, and 15-20 pounds of elaphant shit. Moist elaphant shit. In a bucket. When the barber comes home stand at the top of the stairs and wait until they are about half way up. Start playing a tape of jungle noises, jump out and start chanting a war cry. AIAIAIAIAIAIAI. Reach into the bucket and start unloading shit all over them (extra points for face shots.) Chase them until they threaten you with a gun or drive away in there car. Dump the left over shit on thier yard and light it on fire. Open all the windows and doors of thier house, and haul ass to a preditermined safe place. Crash there for a few days because who are probably wanted for numerous felonys.
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