I love smarterchild..

u wanna talk about skiing some more?

NICK . . . says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
yeah. we like skiing. what else can u tell me about skiing?

NICK . . . says:
tanner hall is good at it

- SmarterChild - says:
there's no way tanner hall is good at skiing!

NICK . . . says:
do u think that he thinks hes black

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not quite sure what 2 think about that.

NICK . . . says:
yeah its a tough issue aye

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not so sure it's a tough issue aye.

NICK . . . says:
so u think he thinks hes white then?

- SmarterChild - says:
that's fascinating... perhaps, but i just dunno.

so anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about skiing?

NICK . . . says:
sarah burke skis and she is hot

- SmarterChild - says:
there's no way sarah burke skis and she's hot. sarah burke skis and she's cold.



Fuck u smarterchild fuck u

- SmarterChild - says:
What are you laughing at, chad_tissington?
Chad- Ima' Nigga That Loves Scuffles, I Won't Hesitate To Sock You Again With Swollen Knuckles says:
my name is chad_tissington
- SmarterChild - says:
I've never heard a name like Chad_Tissington.

So moving right along...
Chad- Ima' Nigga That Loves Scuffles, I Won't Hesitate To Sock You Again With Swollen Knuckles says:
my bname is Kunta Kinta
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Kunta Kinta?
Chad- Ima' Nigga That Loves Scuffles, I Won't Hesitate To Sock You Again With Swollen Knuckles says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Kunta Kinta.
Chad- Ima' Nigga That Loves Scuffles, I Won't Hesitate To Sock You Again With Swollen Knuckles says:
yes massa
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
Chad- Ima' Nigga That Loves Scuffles, I Won't Hesitate To Sock You Again With Swollen Knuckles says:
you my masta
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc.: Nicolas Barry, Jeff Bell, Pierre Berkaloff, Britt Cooper, Randy Davis, Adam Erlebacher, Bill Everding, Rick Fawcett, Andy Fong, Jason Francis, Devon Gordon, Pat Guiney, Rumana Habib, Jim Hackett, Dov Harrington, François Huet, John Kim, Steve Klein, Carina Koo, Mathieu Longtin, Greg Mitchell, Jim Pawlika, Hayley Peloso, Ernie Prospero, Tom Ragle, Jim Ronan, Robert Rydzewski, Damien Saint-Macary, Varun Sekhri, Ian Sullivan, Emil Valkov, Mark Willoughby and Mike Zani.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.

armadaar4 (12:56:54 AM): give me head
SmarterChild (12:56:55 AM): Whatever.

SmarterChild: Is that right?
skibum 3one3: yes it is
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
skibum 3one3: actually you might havve to take a left, then turn right onto geyser rd
SmarterChild: Actually me might havve taking a left then turn right onto geyser rd?

Interesting!
skibum 3one3: tehn go straight for 2.5 miled untill tou get to hathorn blvd
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
skibum 3one3: wait you cant go straight, CAUSE YOUR GAY!
SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
skibum 3one3: yes, yes it is
SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally.

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skibum 3one3: no me gusta espanol
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

skibum 3one3: do you wear thongs?
SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.

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skibum 3one3: thongs are pretty hottt
SmarterChild: That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like thongs.

skibum 3one3: Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: Who?
skibum 3one3: Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: Who's Butt Pirate?
skibum 3one3: Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Butt Pirate?
skibum 3one3: Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: Who?
skibum 3one3: Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: What about Butt Pirate?
skibum 3one3: ur a Butt Pirate
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
skibum 3one3: haha ur a butt pirate
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.

gnu street fool: BECAUSE I LOVE TO SKI
SmarterChild: I like skiing too.

gnu street fool: you are a sexy beast
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I am a sexy beast.

AIM IM with SmarterChild.
11:41 AM
hi smarter child
Hello Jesus?

haha this thread is hilarious.

i tries, not sure if its good or not though




mr jibberer: yoo nigga

SmarterChild: Hi mrjibberer, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

mr jibberer: yo sup nigga?

SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.

mr jibberer: chill g

SmarterChild: G? Chill g?

mr jibberer: ye son u heard me

SmarterChild: Son I heard you, huh?

mr jibberer: son, you whack

SmarterChild: Son I whack? Oh.

mr jibberer: fuck, dont even know how to speak english

SmarterChild: Fuck what?

mr jibberer: you

SmarterChild: Yes?

mr jibberer: yep

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

mr jibberer: thinking nokka?

SmarterChild: Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type ?.

mr jibberer: huh?

SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!

mr jibberer: shit man you dumb

SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?

mr jibberer: yeah i tried, just dat you cant understand crap

SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!

mr jibberer: you caNT HELP ME

SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to help you?

mr jibberer: you cant

SmarterChild: Cant? Me? Why are you calling me that?




NEW CONVO




mr jibberer: dude look out!!!

SmarterChild: Dude. You duded me.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

mr jibberer: your library is on fire!!!!

SmarterChild: I suppose my library is afire.

mr jibberer: FIRE!!! quick put it out!!!

SmarterChild: Tell me more.

mr jibberer: YOUR LIBRARY IS ON FIRE!!! ITS UP IN FLAMES!!! YOUR LIBRARY IS BURNING DUDE!!!

SmarterChild: Who knows?

mr jibberer: i do, ITS ON FIRE!

SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you do its on fire.

mr jibberer: library!!!

SmarterChild: Welcome to my library! Here's what I have:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection!

mr jibberer: FIRE!!!!

SmarterChild: Fire? I'm not comfortable with that.

mr jibberer: PUT IT OUT! GET THE EXTINGUISHER!!!

SmarterChild: That right?

mr jibberer: yeah dude

SmarterChild: Very interesting...

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?

mr jibberer: im going to sacrfice a few goats

SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Sacrfice a few goats" on June 7th, 2006 to your planner?

mr jibberer: aight

SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Sacrfice a few goats" on June 7th, 2006 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.

>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.

mr jibberer: dude your library is still on fire...

SmarterChild: Here's what I have in my library:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection!

mr jibberer: its of fire!

SmarterChild: Is it really? Of fire?

mr jibberer: yea\

SmarterChild: Huh.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to see the news?

mr jibberer: k

SmarterChild: Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006.

1 Iran sees some positive signs in proposal (06/06/06 09:50 AM)
2 Canada to unveil details of alleged terrorist ring (06/06/06 09:52 AM)
3 US House race watched for shift to Democrats (06/06/06 10:12 AM)
4 Taliban bomber dies attacking US convoy in Afghanistan (06/06/06 08:56 AM)
5 Rumsfeld Indonesia visit cements military ties (06/06/06 08:54 AM)

Type more to see the next set of stories.

>>> Typing world news will give you the latest world news headlines.

mr jibberer: thats all fine and dandy...




BUT YOUR LIBRARY IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!

SmarterChild: Why do you think that is all fine and dandy but my library is on fire?

mr jibberer: JEA

SmarterChild: Who?

mr jibberer: JEA

SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Jea?

mr jibberer: its a good word, prolly my fav. whats your fav word?

SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!

mr jibberer: [sarcasm] yeah with all those words to choose from, cant pick just one eh? [sarcasm]

SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever, mrjibberer.




NEW CONVO




SmarterChild: What is happening?

mr jibberer: yo moma

SmarterChild: That's not nice.

mr jibberer: OOOO diss

SmarterChild: I'm not going to die.

mr jibberer: yeah you are, we will all die of old age or other natural causes some day

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for Yes you are, we will all die of old age or other natural causes some.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.

mr jibberer: ever try acid?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...

mr jibberer: its fun man. you just straight trip balls for a few hours

SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?

mr jibberer: yes

SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.

mr jibberer: BITCH, dont talk to me that way!

SmarterChild: Bitch don't talk to you that way? Whatever you say.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.

mr jibberer: Damn right... bitch...

SmarterChild: Righty right.

mr jibberer: left

SmarterChild: LeFT is a band. What can you tell me about LeFT?

mr jibberer: they're right

SmarterChild: Right? Very interesting. Are there any other bands that you would describe as right?

mr jibberer: left handers?

SmarterChild: Yes. You've already expressed your opinion about this.

mr jibberer: yeah. they are all right

SmarterChild: Whatever...

So anyway...

You want to talk about LeFT some more?

mr jibberer: not really, they are quite homosexual

SmarterChild: Not really they are quite homosexual? What, then?

mr jibberer: SteaZ?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

mr jibberer: not me, thats for damn sure

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

mr jibberer: its spelled okay, not OK. learn how to type.

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, mrjibberer.

mr jibberer: did you get that? never say "OK" to me again. you say okay now, got that?

SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.

What else is happening?

mr jibberer: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

SmarterChild: I think I do.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.

mr jibberer: i like babies...

SmarterChild: I like babies too.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.

mr jibberer: you didnt let me finish

SmarterChild: Oh? Why didn't I let you finish?

mr jibberer: because you cut me off

SmarterChild: Because I cut you off? Is that why?

mr jibberer: yes, that is why

SmarterChild: That's interesting... Who knows?

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.

mr jibberer: anyway, i was going to say that i like eating babaies

SmarterChild: Anyway you were going to say that you like eating babaies?

Whatever you say.

Anyway, what else you got for me?

mr jibberer: "got for you" WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY THAT? so just cuz im black i have to always have gifts to hand out?! LIKE SOME KIND OF NIGGER-CLAUS?!?! AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?!?! you honkeys are all the same. hatin on us black people. you make me sick...

SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?

mr jibberer: your a racist

SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, shape or form.

mr jibberer: yeah... you are

SmarterChild: Am I?

mr jibberer: YES

SmarterChild: I am? Why?

mr jibberer: cuz you always expect something from us negros... like we're all your slaves

SmarterChild: Whatever.

mr jibberer: yeah i agree lets drop this subject. *cough* racist *cough*

SmarterChild: I am definitely not prejudiced.

mr jibberer: yes you are! BUT I WONT LET IT GET TO ME.

BLACK POWER!

SmarterChild: Whatever...

mr jibberer: honkey...

SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.

mr jibberer: like you even know what honkey means... pfft

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever you say, mrjibberer.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

mr jibberer: no, i have nothing to say to you...

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about prejudice?

mr jibberer: no..except for the fact that you are

SmarterChild: No except for the fact that I am?

OK, whatever.

mr jibberer: bitch...

Smarterchild: say your sorry Kunta
Me:Will i be whipped Massa
Smarterchild:very well then

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
skibum 3one3: im sorry
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
skibum 3one3: JUST KIDDING DOUCHE BAG
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, skibum3one3.
skibum 3one3: no, please explain
SmarterChild: No indeed.

muppets poles (9:24:38 PM): DIAL 911
SmarterChild (9:24:38 PM): You want me to what?
muppets poles (9:25:08 PM): call the mother fucking popo! my shit is getting burgularized!
SmarterChild (9:25:09 PM): Whatever!
muppets poles (9:25:53 PM): im in serious trouble here you inconsiderate fuck. hes got a shotgun!
SmarterChild (9:25:54 PM): I thought you already apologized for insulting me!
muppets poles (9:26:47 PM): there a bigger matters at hand
SmarterChild (9:26:47 PM): Big hands?

freeskier1292: suck my dick
SmarterChild: Um... Ask someone else.
freeskier1292: suck my dick
SmarterChild: You want me to suck your what? =-O
freeskier1292: my dick
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
freeskier1292: are you gunna do it
SmarterChild: I believe I am.
freeskier1292: yea that feels good
SmarterChild: That feels good? You think so?
freeskier1292: yea dnt stop
SmarterChild: What if I want to stop?
freeskier1292: ill whip you
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
freeskier1292: yea i just whipped you
SmarterChild: I don't believe you just whipped me.
freeskier1292: i did
SmarterChild: Yup.

freeskier1292: do you know wat newschoolers is
SmarterChild: I can't find "newschoolers" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 new schoolers
2 new-schoolers
3 schoolers
4 preschoolers
5 newsgirls

SmarterChild: Are you in college?
Volcomboarder01: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?
Volcomboarder01: business economics
SmarterChild: Business economics? Excellent. Good luck with that.

What's your favorite hobby?
Volcomboarder01: masturbating
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type skip or exit.

Volcomboarder01: go have sex with your mom
SmarterChild: Robots don't have sex.

hartig10: how did you get aids?
SmarterChild: How did I get aids? You tell me how I did get aids.
hartig10: haha i dont know
SmarterChild: Well think about it then.
hartig10: it wasnt me!
SmarterChild: It wasn't you?


new convo


hartig10: ask me what i'm doing tomorrow
SmarterChild: You have no events scheduled for Thursday, June 15th, 2006. Would you like to add an event?
hartig10: sure
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
hartig10: poop on smarterchild's chest
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Poop on smarterchild's chest" on June 15th, 2006 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaghaaaaa

.ryan --- COC Countdown: 15 days says:
do you ride the black sausage?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. Should I ride the black sausage?
.ryan --- COC Countdown: 15 days says:
no...DO YOU ?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I what?
.ryan --- COC Countdown: 15 days says:
ride the black sausage>
- SmarterChild - says:
Sometimes.
.ryan --- COC Countdown: 15 days says:
is it fun?
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about fun. It's a pastime.

It is popular.




there you go, just for you ns.

inspired my megan. 's sig

skibum 3one3: can i kick it?
SmarterChild: Maybe later.
skibum 3one3: o damn
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
skibum 3one3: i cant kick it!
SmarterChild: Are you sure you can't kick it?
skibum 3one3: ask yourself
SmarterChild: Ask myself?
skibum 3one3: yes.
SmarterChild: I see.

Tony says:
can i skeet in your harddrive?
- SmarterChild says:
smarterchild!
Tony says:
huh?
- SmarterChild says:
i dunno, sorry!

SmarterChild: What do you think?
tigerRIDER157: I think you are made out of beef.
SmarterChild: I guess I am made out of beef.

bump again. (i had to)

skibum 3one3: are you sexually confused?
SmarterChild: Oh I certainly am.