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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
Ok, I need to do a speech on an under appreciated person. All suggestions welcome. Be creative. Have fun with it. Go wild. I will shut up now.


~Jameson~
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
Feb 19 2003 2:38PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Do a speech on yourself, and be ll egotistical... could be fun.
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Feb 19 2003 2:39PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
tiny tim! that weirdo brought the ukalalie(spelling) into the mainstream
-Chris Peck
Feb 19 2003 2:40PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
you should do your speach on Charlie Chaplinl. That guy is funny if your in the right mood.


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 19 2003 3:44PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
my brain hurts already! im not good with 'schoolwork', ARGH!

try action man?
word..


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Feb 19 2003 4:42PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
actually you should do matt groening and then you could talk about how he's revolutionized cartoons on t.v. due to the longest running comic ever and almost the longest running sitcom ever


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 19 2003 4:45PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hitler, think about it, if it werent for him (and some other bull shit) the depression wouldnt have ended for at least another 10 years after it did
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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 19 2003 4:52PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
hitler could be a good person to do. depends on what type of class your in.


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 19 2003 5:53PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
think about all the good things hitler did, i was gona get that shirt but I got 'jesus did it for the chicks' instead.


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 19 2003 6:21PM
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
even an asshole outside of ns, good job phrosty


'Whenever I wish that I had started skiing earlier in my life I stop for a moment and thank God that I didn't become a snowboarder.'
Feb 19 2003 6:34PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
the truth hurts, sometimes.


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 19 2003 6:45PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
oh god that's great

WANK HARD AND PROSPER
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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Feb 19 2003 11:18PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Chris K O'connell. He does a lot of work for NS.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Feb 19 2003 11:24PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i say you should do it on Jay (insert his last name here). cuz he does all that work to drive matt around in his limo and being the official black guy of NS must be a stressful job.. my congrats jay. keep up the good work
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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Feb 19 2003 11:31PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
I like the Matt Groeing idea, he and the Simpsons have done a great deal for TV

Feb 19 2003 11:39PM
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Basic
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
Noah..... he saved every animal and all people can talk about is fucking Jesus eating his last damn dinner...


Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
Feb 19 2003 11:44PM
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Basic
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
and he brought along a partner so each animal could get their freak on.... god that guy rules


Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
Feb 19 2003 11:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
jesus was just a crazy fool and u all know it........if ur a jew
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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 19 2003 11:49PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Jay is brown not black! I just thought I should clear that up!
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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby
HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:
Mr. Matt Harvey
Feb 20 2003 2:26AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
then why does the water bead off his head?
Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 20 2003 2:29AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Write something about the alternative Underground or punks or someone in jail for a petty crime or wrongly convicted.

or Mr Bush for helping 'contain bush fires' by logging the forests?
PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER??? WHAT THE FUCK?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Feb 20 2003 3:15AM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
charlie chaplin is a true artist


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Jul 24 2003 1:23AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Use this:

Sam Caylor is a fat person. There is nothing he can do to change that. He is big boned. Other kids at school make fun of him and throw stuff at him. He got hit in the ear with mustard the other day. He crys at night.

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fuck ass shit cunt
Jul 24 2003 1:24AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
haha fucking mustard to the ear, oldest trick in the book.


ThePopeShinesMyShoes
EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
Jul 24 2003 1:27AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Rosalind Franklin, James Watson and Francis Crick took all the credit for discovering DNA and nobody cares about Rosalind when really she discovered it with those x-rays. Thats just and idea though.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 24 2003 2:21AM
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