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Ds91260
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i was just watchin a comercial and somthin new popped into my mind watchin it, he must have gotten a lot of chicks before he became famous for loosin weight, i mean think about it he lost so much weight, i bet teh girls went for the commitment he has
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Feb 9 2003 10:30PM
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DFT1080
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god damn he was fat. my brother worked at Subway and got me so free subs. they were good.

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Feb 9 2003 10:31PM
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1212j5j5
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Fat people jiggle. It is funny :D

Feb 9 2003 10:34PM
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cams
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i bet subway paid for his liposuction


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Feb 9 2003 10:50PM
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ductapeboy
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on the comercial here he is complaining about all the shit he has to do with his house and his new wife and shit. I want to bone is wife. that would make me a happy man.


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Feb 9 2003 10:59PM
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Phrosty
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he didn't get lipo, he worked his ass of and got skinny the old fashion way.


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Feb 9 2003 11:01PM
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alpentalik
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jared is a fag...that is the worst ad campaign ever


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Feb 9 2003 11:03PM
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DFT1080
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well then lets see you sell some subs w/o a poster boy.

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Feb 9 2003 11:37PM
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ductapeboy
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Happy Gilmore was the best subway add ever.


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Feb 9 2003 11:41PM
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lalalalaura
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jared may be skinny,but he's still one of the most ugly people on television...excluding sue johansson from the Sunday Night Sex Show...
sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...
Feb 10 2003 12:21AM
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alpentalik
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dude, shes hot.


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Feb 10 2003 12:25AM
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rebel
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The chick in the second commercial (I think), on the beach who says 'lookin' buff Jared' was hot. I want to bone her. I also want to bone the lifeguard in the excel commercial. Oh, and the girls from the beer commercials, and all the chicks in the make-up commercials...
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Feb 10 2003 12:33AM
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Lateralis
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sue is hilarious,she has hilarious ways to describe shit to people,but i find it disturbing that she actually tries out all the toys she shows on her show
Feb 10 2003 12:58AM
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Ski-hobo
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Jared can't act worth shit.
Feb 10 2003 1:37AM
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westcoaststyle
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jareds neck looks like a vagina...
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Feb 10 2003 5:12AM
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nipe
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haha, yeah hes an average Joe ..not an actor
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Feb 10 2003 8:44AM
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teneighty_skier22
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the REAL fat bastard...


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Feb 10 2003 9:55AM
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PunkRawkRhino
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haha. yeah. i personally want to kick jared right in the balls! He drives me crazy!! Him and the Can you hear me now? guys. both of those ad campaigns are AWFUL!
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Feb 10 2003 10:37AM
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lineskier10
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yeah the chick in the commercial is mad hot
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Feb 10 2003 11:05AM
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Ghost
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What about the kid on Dell commercials?

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Feb 10 2003 4:37PM
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Ds91260
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that kid is an annoying fucker, with an emphasis on fucker
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Feb 10 2003 6:23PM
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Phrosty
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that dell kid got arrested for possesion. Dude your getting a cell.


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powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
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Feb 10 2003 6:23PM
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1212j5j5
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HA ha. good one.

Feb 10 2003 6:45PM
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PurpleSkier
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jared is a fag
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Feb 10 2003 7:27PM
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yeti
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apparently no one else realizes that WE BOUGHT HIM THAT FUCKING HOUSE!!!! WHERE'S MY HOUSE ASSHOLES?!?!

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Feb 10 2003 7:50PM
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Diabhal
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Clay Henry Clay henry.... something something was a fire man, ate ... stuff... got thin... any who, clay henry was way shibbier then jared, But i still hated clay.

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Feb 10 2003 8:45PM
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SkiHead
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Fat people suck! Unless they have kankles.


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Feb 10 2003 9:15PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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clay henry could kick jareds ass any day i wouldnt wanna fuck with a guy who got big on burgers and fries and now hes down to a smaller size

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong
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Feb 10 2003 9:19PM
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iFlip
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Things have not been going well for Jared in prison. He got attacked and is seen as a marked man: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jared-fogle-suffers-bloody-nose-colorado-prison-fight-article-1.2566171

He's also ballooning up again. He is somehow managing to get fat on prison food. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-gained-30-pounds-jail-article-1.2551066 In his first three months in prison, he gained 30 pounds. This was over a year ago. I wonder if he has gained 100+ by now?
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Erikaaa
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subway - eat fresh
Jun 21 2017 1:32AM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Legend has it Jared wears 2 watches because its always time to fuck underage kids
Jun 21 2017 3:19PM
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oxiclean
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Looking at this 14 year old thread makes me realize how ns has been going downhill ever since.
Jun 24 2017 10:05PM
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