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Sometime i wish i didnt have a penis

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JeremyG77
Posts: 383 - Karma: 10
cuz i hate sitting on my balls,getting hit,falling,clapped and all that other shit that basically makes me cry everytime it happends
Feb 7 2006 9:25PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
until you get hit in the head with a lacrosse ball, then you know that you can indeed hurt your penis.
Feb 9 2006 2:12AM
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yaheard
Posts: 37 - Karma: 11
silliest thing ive ever heard
Apr 16 2009 10:34PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
cool bump buddy!!
Apr 16 2009 10:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
epic bump!

god this place was so chill back in 2006 compared to now

but id rather have a penis then have to force a freakn water melon through my "fuck slit" as flyingspoons so elegantly called it it
Apr 16 2009 10:43PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
epic bump for sure id keep my penis too
Apr 16 2009 10:51PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Apr 16 2009 10:53PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
i love my wiener.
Apr 16 2009 10:57PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
haqhahaha
Apr 16 2009 10:57PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
I went literally over 7 years without getting hit in the balls, and yesterday when I was playing basketball I went up to block a kid and he high kicked me in my right nut so hard I almost booted on the court.
Apr 16 2009 10:59PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
that video is hilarious man
Apr 16 2009 11:01PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
ugh we had to watch one yesterday in class. it looks so horribly ridiculously painful.
Apr 16 2009 11:04PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
haha was it called "the miracle of life" couse that vid scares the shit outta me
Apr 16 2009 11:11PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
I think so... it's like a bunch of scary gross hairy preggo ladies poppin babies out all over the place. ugh it scarred me for life.
Apr 16 2009 11:22PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
you searched the forums looking for threads with the word 'penis' in the title?
Apr 16 2009 11:24PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

i 100% disagree. i would get kicked in the balls 100 times just to keep my dick! my dick is my life.

why would u wish u didnt have it. thats just wrong guy

Apr 16 2009 11:39PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

I never question my downstairs...but i'd love to know what its like to have a dick for a day.

Apr 16 2009 11:41PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

its admazing! you can pee anywhere u want.

the only down side...kinda awkward to say but random boners. we all know these happen so dont hate.

Apr 16 2009 11:43PM
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conman2800
Posts: 609 - Karma: -2
u would hate it..........................
Apr 16 2009 11:44PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
if i had a pussy for one day, i would skip school.
Apr 16 2009 11:56PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
haha. or just in sportshorts.
Apr 17 2009 12:00AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
WORD




Apr 17 2009 12:02AM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32

i do, everyday to school. diesel and everything. shits loud. Thers this one amazingly hot girl who gets on sometimes. apparently she works in the city for fashion or something. whatever, whats relevant is that she gives me a boner

Apr 17 2009 12:19AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
haha you searchbarred penis didnt you?
Apr 17 2009 12:22AM
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Drunkenstein
Posts: 547 - Karma: 14
get some ambesol and a paper cutter and take care of it
Apr 17 2009 1:36AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
agreed.
Apr 17 2009 1:41AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
at least with a penis your not required to cook and clean
Apr 17 2009 1:47AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
only thing better about having vaginas is you get better orgasms and dont have to do any work during sex.
Apr 17 2009 7:05AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
this

Apr 17 2009 12:44PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
To the OP.....maybe you can find use for one of these?

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Apr 17 2009 12:54PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
yes.
Apr 17 2009 1:22PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
Yeah I miss the ns of a couple years ago, this is cool too I guess though
Apr 17 2009 1:55PM
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yaheard
Posts: 37 - Karma: 11
8---D
Apr 18 2009 5:07PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
probs the best thing i have read all day today.
Apr 18 2009 5:15PM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109
when a father makes a son he only has to worry about 1 cock. when he has a daughter he has to worry about all of them
Apr 18 2009 5:20PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
you searched penis...
Apr 18 2009 5:54PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

wow dude calm down, we are just messin around here, there is no need for the language and calling people homos.  If you don't start to understand that about 95% of people on NS are joking around here all the time, then maybe you should get off.  Just having a fun time, no need to be a party pooper.

Apr 18 2009 6:05PM
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k.perkins
Posts: 516 - Karma: 109

yikes.

sometimes i wish i had a penis.

Apr 24 2009 10:52PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
haha, he definitely did.
Apr 24 2009 11:03PM
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Kilgore_Trout
Posts: 189 - Karma: 89
Having a penis is so nice. Whip it out and just piss on anything.
Apr 24 2009 11:08PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
8========================================================D~~~
Apr 24 2009 11:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
best thread ever
Apr 24 2009 11:31PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
my penis is big
Mar 31 2010 8:44PM
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AmishTerrorist
Posts: 46 - Karma: 11
That's why I always use protection
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Apr 2 2010 9:03PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
woah man thats exactly what i was thinking!


except not really
Apr 2 2010 9:26PM
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@stroB@ngz
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
im glad i have a penis for all the good times masturbating.
Apr 2 2010 9:33PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
penises are embarrassing and painful sometimes but girls have it WAY worse. blue waffle for example, blood, infections, birth,

easy choice
Apr 2 2010 9:34PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
i saw that tooo. it was so disgusting, i would never let someone take a video of me giving birth :/ especially from THAT angle
Apr 2 2010 9:41PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105

You mean R.     O.     B. s

                  a      c       o

                  n      c       n

                  d      u       e

                  o      r        r

                  m      i        s

                  l        n

                  y       g

Apr 2 2010 9:47PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
i wonder how long that took you to make..
Apr 2 2010 10:32PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
It is pretty hard to sit on your balls. Either you are a fucking retard or have a foot long sack
Apr 3 2010 12:07AM
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