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Sometime i wish i didnt have a penis

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JeremyG77
Posts: 383 - Karma: 10
cuz i hate sitting on my balls,getting hit,falling,clapped and all that other shit that basically makes me cry everytime it happends
Feb 7 2006 9:25PM
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dbag37
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
im sorry, I dont know what your talking about, my penis gives me a reason to live
Feb 7 2006 9:26PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
thats the silliest thing ive ever heard
Feb 7 2006 9:32PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
kindof random but whatev. this big round short fat kid that I work with got sacktapped twice in one day reallllll bad by guillermolongjon
Feb 7 2006 9:34PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
wangs rock dude, they can do all kinds of cool stuff
Feb 7 2006 9:49PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i wish i had boobs
Feb 7 2006 9:50PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
yeah, but when they you beat them up, they spit on you.
Feb 7 2006 9:51PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I don't know about you, but I'd take the occasional nuttage over giving birth.
Feb 7 2006 9:51PM
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fukeneh
Posts: 4571 - Karma: 23
wise guy.
Feb 7 2006 9:51PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
sometimes I wish I didn't have a penis when I get those involuntary boners in weird places. Like in class or on the train.
Feb 7 2006 9:52PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
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Feb 7 2006 9:54PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
indeed.
Feb 7 2006 9:55PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
haha yeah, that sucks. or morning wood, when you want to go have a shower, but you have to wait untill it sbsides.
Feb 7 2006 9:56PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
its soo funny when you run down stairs naked and you hear your sack hittin yo leg
Feb 7 2006 9:57PM
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fukeneh
Posts: 4571 - Karma: 23
who rides a train?
Feb 7 2006 9:58PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
he prolly means like a c-train or a subway train
Feb 7 2006 10:01PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
amen. but a vadge would be cool to play with for a bit
Feb 7 2006 11:00PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
nyc what what!
Feb 7 2006 11:04PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha alex
Feb 7 2006 11:07PM
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Static
Posts: 8494 - Karma: 4,068
why couldn't you take a shower with a boner?
Feb 7 2006 11:10PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
its the commute to the shower from my bedroom, past the living room, dining room, infront of my family im concerned about.
Feb 7 2006 11:12PM
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goodersdasbetterthanbutter
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
i like penis
Feb 7 2006 11:12PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
in your ass
Feb 7 2006 11:15PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
we had to watch a video of a woman giving birth, it was so scary.
Feb 7 2006 11:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i quite enjoy being the giver
Feb 7 2006 11:17PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
hahaha i hear ya.

boobs are fun as hell, i was shaking my g/fs today, they are so fun to play with, i was having this conversation with her today actually hahaha
Feb 7 2006 11:27PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
girls "areas" do scary things every once in a while, that i would never want to have to deal with ever.
giving birth would be death.
Feb 7 2006 11:41PM
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therealshiznaz
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
Dribble sucks as well, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make to not give birth
Feb 7 2006 11:41PM
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Peetri
Posts: 473 - Karma: 10
ya id definately way rather have a penis for 3 reasons:
1. not give birth
2. have to always be worried wherever you go that some random guy wants to rape you.
3. guys are better at everything except for makin dinner.
Feb 7 2006 11:46PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
is that the video with the mexican lady who is like a hairy gazelle?? because i remember that video, it was fucking gross
Feb 8 2006 12:02AM
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chemicalski
Posts: 487 - Karma: 21
yeh and hucker,, why would you play around with something that bleeds regularly.

my blood free penis is just fine thanks.
Feb 8 2006 12:07AM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
i'll keep mine.
Feb 8 2006 12:42AM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
learn how to sit like a man..
Feb 8 2006 12:56AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
for a while i said. till it starts bleeding then i would trade back
Feb 8 2006 12:58AM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
those are three solid reasons.
Feb 8 2006 1:00PM
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RideControl
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
whoever did this fucking forums a fagget if i lost my dick i would have no reason to live.
Feb 8 2006 1:14PM
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burritos
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
it would be sweet if it was detachable. you could just un screw it and leave it on the kitchen table when you werent using it, it would be like car keys
Feb 8 2006 1:14PM
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michaelbenson
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
why dont u want a dick if u dont go get a fucking sex change fag
Feb 8 2006 1:17PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
what if it got lost/stolen. UH-OH.
Feb 8 2006 1:27PM
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RideControl
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
wow the thing bout the detachable dick was gay why would u want that unless ur gay and u wanna stick it in ur ass u fucking homo
Feb 8 2006 1:41PM
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Leckett
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hahaha yea its so akward getting boners when your swimming
Feb 8 2006 2:41PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
i shared this story uin the other thread about penises but since it was at the back i dont think many ppl saw so here it is again wat i am aobut to say has haunted me ever since it happened,
so im in my friends basement and i was pogo sticking around and i try to bust out a bar spin it goes half way around i land on the handle cut my sack and pretty much pop a ball i ran over to abed and lied down just waiting for the pain then it came worst nutting ever than i noticed the small wound and im prety sure a tear fell and i jsut lied on the bed gagging for about 30-45min but its all good it wasnt his fault
Feb 8 2006 4:14PM
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JeremyG77
Posts: 383 - Karma: 10
^i read that one i was starting the same thread but opposite
Feb 8 2006 5:24PM
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niels.
Posts: 1282 - Karma: 14
dude ive definately heard a song about that. it was so funny. haha he like rented it out to someone but then lost it and all this shit. that was like a year ago. probly somewhere on limewire or something though. haha
Feb 8 2006 8:56PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
i wish i ddnt hav balls, i dnt reeli use them for anything, there should be a penis and no bals
Feb 8 2006 10:15PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Wow who ever made this thread has no respect for his penis. An appology is in order.
Feb 8 2006 10:29PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i hate trying to fall asleep sleeping on your stomache. you hve to adjust it so much.
Feb 8 2006 10:38PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
'lets take some viagra and go pull people over with raging megahuge boners' (or something like that) - super troopers
Feb 8 2006 10:47PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
i believe its ur 'balls' that get hurt, not ur penis
Feb 8 2006 11:38PM
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shitthewhat
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
OW MY PENIS


thats right, bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned
Feb 9 2006 1:57AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
sometimes i wish i had a penis
Feb 9 2006 2:02AM
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