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Hopefully that works, this has made my life worthwhile.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar.
Chuck Norris volunteers at the retirement home just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.
These are just a few bits of essential knowledge, I suggest you read up in order to become a valuable part of your community.