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B-CREW presents "READY STRAP BLADE"

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B-CREW
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Yes. The teaser is now open to the public to see, if you haven’t already seen the teaser in “Blueprints” by Stept productions. “Ready Strap Blade" is THE most anticipated blade movie out there showcasing the most progressive blading OF ALL TIME. We plan on releasing the movie fall of next year (FALL 06’) for either purchase or download (TBD).

Riders (bladers) in the movie consist of:

- Jerimyah O’Shaunessy
- Kip O’Shaunessy
- Doug Funnie
- Bob White
- Joey Jackson
- Bode Rhalves
- Roger Klotz
- Ru”STEEZE”le
- Lloyd Buck
-“Bart”
- Jackie LEE
- Lil’ John
- Sammy Carlson (name TBD)
- Colin Wright (name TBD)
- mommy (name TBD)
- sossbocks (name TBD)

and many more…

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***HERES THE LINK***
http://media.putfile.com/RSB
(May take awhile to load)


JEA
-KIP O
B-CREW
Nov 5 2005 11:05AM
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mamapig
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b crew is cooler than sketchline. and that says a lot.
Nov 5 2005 5:39PM
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mamapig
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 408
and by cooler i mean i have more repect for a joke than i do for sketchline and chad summins or whatever the fuck his name is
Nov 5 2005 5:40PM
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Rez4frederick
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BCrew for life!!
STFU Anathema u are ghey....
Nov 5 2005 5:46PM
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Anathema
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honestly man.. the only people that find this shit amusing are the little kiddies we got on this website. i watch that teaser and think.... 'why? what's the point? why not spend your time progressing and taking shit seriously rather than giggling over some hucked spins and disgusting box/pipe slides.'

i can guarantee that nobody age 20+ is going to find that infernal garbage they call a teaser amusing in any way, shape, or form. it's incontestable proof that, as time passes, kids are getting dumber and dumber, therefore contributing to the tragic downfall of the human race. may the good lord have mercy on their disgraceful souls.
Nov 5 2005 5:49PM
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Rez4frederick
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^Ok Anathema, I am 22 years old and I was laughing my ASS off. It seriously has made my day that much better.
Why do u give a shit what they are doing with their time?

That shit looks like it was a blast to film. It would be hilarious to strap on some blades and 'sesh' the park with some friends whilst falling over from laughing soo hard. By the way, that Frontflip was sooo steezy.
Nov 5 2005 5:55PM
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skiierman
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Who ever said it was a joke?
Nov 5 2005 6:00PM
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mattyb.
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if you've seen the b-crew cult it clearly is
Nov 5 2005 6:07PM
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D_Mezz
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why does the "B-Crew" get real and go buy sum skis that are a lil longer and that are actually skis!?
Nov 5 2005 6:15PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
B CREW is the mothafuckin illest group of niggas eva yo!!!!! JEA JEA JEA.. HAHAHAHAH so funny
Nov 5 2005 6:17PM
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Beamer12
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hell ya rep b-crew
Nov 5 2005 6:24PM
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Subjekt
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zach d switch ups likes its his job.
Nov 5 2005 6:25PM
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Beamer12
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ur a fagget go to hell
Nov 5 2005 6:26PM
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rusteezee
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
yea fuck the haters. B CREW is the sickest shit around
Nov 5 2005 6:37PM
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Derelicte
Posts: 300 - Karma: 298
anamathe,ara or whatever......shut up, if you dont like it stop reading the thread and replying like 37 times, its quite simple......if you dont like it dont read the thread.......but b crew ownz anyway......fuckin illin'
Nov 5 2005 6:47PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
there should be a poll on the front page:
Do you like b-crew?
1: yes
2: no
and then we you find out how many people hate them
Nov 5 2005 6:50PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
im one of the few people who know whos in bcrew and i like how you guys say to get real skeez when they would fucking own you
Nov 5 2005 7:15PM
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Melvs
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which is what makes it so funny. Anyways, if you don't like it, don't buy it.
Nov 5 2005 7:17PM
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rusteezee
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hehehehehehehehe
Nov 5 2005 7:47PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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yeh, judging by thur mad bladin skizzles, i'm pretty sure they own in CORE REAL SKIING with long skis. d00d i hope the video shows other skiers making fun of them, then b crew shows em up cause they are just that good.
Nov 5 2005 8:47PM
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Blades4Life
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B CREW B CREW B CREW FAM
Nov 5 2005 8:47PM
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dorikin
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haha DIPSET DIPSET JEA JEA JEA!!! you guys made my day. I think you should do some BC BOOOTER blading though. ahah wow skiblades are so gay it's hilarious.
Nov 5 2005 9:17PM
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Stan_Darsh
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B-CREW is gay. so is blading
Nov 5 2005 9:19PM
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hollygrove
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oh shit, please don't
Nov 5 2005 9:20PM
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ry.will
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how much are we lookin at for a price?
Nov 5 2005 10:47PM
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montanakid
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dang. that movie looks sweet. finally, someone has PROGRESSED the sport of skiing. This aint no thall jibber style or sage c. big mountain. This stuff could really go far. Ill buy it! Ill!
Nov 6 2005 12:29AM
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soup
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you guys are my fucking heros
Nov 6 2005 12:46AM
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ArmadaBC
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this is the best shit ever
Nov 6 2005 1:09AM
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ec_jibbin
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Ha hahaha haha haha hooo hooo hahahhaha hahaha ahahah hhahaha hoo hoo he he wow that was so steezy. I dont think my fiends and i could have made a better movie or spent more time editing songs and making up a cool name for our company. Good title too. that moviee was totall JEA
Nov 6 2005 1:52AM
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rodenski5
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Yeah man, because skiing is like, SO SERIOUS.

B-Crew, why are you guys out there joking around and having fun with your friends? THAT IS NOT PROGRESSION, WTF.
Nov 6 2005 3:31AM
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Anathema
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maybe not...... but at least it's stylish
Nov 6 2005 8:29AM
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iskindiana
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the teaser was really funny...but i deff think you guys could step it up. Next try some urbans...or go to your blading roots and try some saucer boy style stunts you know
Nov 6 2005 8:43AM
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lyndon
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hahah well said Anathema. why the full face helmets????? blades are dumb, and a pointless waste of time. there is no skiboarding in the x games, so what does that tell you. and what was with riding straight along that box. get some skis, then ride.
Nov 6 2005 9:13AM
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Anathema
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i mean, they are just fuckin around..... but still don't get it. just ski and stop being a joke. pure and simple.
Nov 6 2005 9:27AM
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+[wall.e]+
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I thought eveyroen in Bcrew died, where did you all go for like 2 months. It was the best 2 months NS ever had EVER
Nov 6 2005 10:06AM
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LeBlanc
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THANK YOU. thats exactly what I was thinking.
Nov 6 2005 10:19AM
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DougFunnie
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First id like to thank you guys for all the posotive feedback!

But dont owrry, all that footy was last year. this year were lokking at having a ton of urban, and way more bc shots. minimal park footy except a few comps.
Nov 6 2005 10:23AM
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rocktheLPs
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all you dickheads complaining need to shut the hell up, theyre just going out and having a good time and making people laugh. i laughed through the entire thing. whats wrong with taking a day off from skiing and fucking around on snowlerblades?
Nov 6 2005 10:51AM
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Blades4Life
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If you all only knew what we have planned for this season.
Nov 6 2005 10:53AM
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Dilla
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speak for yourself sketchline
Nov 6 2005 11:19AM
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skogenjake
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best thing to happen to NS in a very very long time
Nov 6 2005 11:25AM
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cork5_thovex
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great editing, great tricks. what a great movie. hahahahahaha yeah right. i did like two things. the switch-ups and the ending when the skier cut you off and then you threw up your b crew sign.
Nov 6 2005 11:31AM
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Blades4Life
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JEA JEA JEA JEA.
Nov 6 2005 1:15PM
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williams
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i still cant get over how epic this movie is gonna be. cant wait
Nov 6 2005 1:52PM
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BillyGoteMan
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i uh.,...jizzed my pants watching that
Nov 6 2005 2:11PM
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VTfreeskier
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B crew is soooo gay....gets osme real skis fags!
Nov 6 2005 3:25PM
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Subjekt
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we all do know what you have planned. fucking snowblading. WOO HOO! shut up.
Nov 6 2005 3:27PM
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skifree919
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All you b-crew haters really need to lighten up. And stop saying "get real skis," cause they obviously do have long skis and probably can ski better than most of us. I ski to have fun, and personally being a huge goofy asshole on skiblades looks like a blast. I really don't see why people hate on blades so much, even when its OBVIOUSLY a joke. Serious bladers are lame, but this shit is hilarious.
Nov 6 2005 3:37PM
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leone
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the trailer doesn't load for me
Nov 6 2005 3:40PM
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gambino500014
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i love how people are getting so worked up about this, i love it
Nov 6 2005 3:40PM
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STAUSS
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im soooo stoked!!!! i WOndered where B CREW went... DOPE
Nov 6 2005 3:42PM
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