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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can I cum in between the holidays.

Give me some more good ones to use. Nothin better than gettin straight to the point. Oh and uh if a chick came up to you and said that...what the hell would your reaction be?
Nov 26 2001 2:12AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, totally brah, Chryss I'm totally sorry hun. Cedric, this goes out to you brah!

euuuuuuuuuuuuu??? HAHA

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 6 2001 10:10PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
euuu, hahah good call!
I rule
Dec 6 2001 10:25PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, yeah for sure. Cedric has been teaching me French. If I wanna know if your day is phatt or not then I say 'Ca va?' and if I someone wants to know my name they ask me this question (I forgot it already) and I say 'PHATT TIM!' and if they ask me any other question or say anything else in French then I answer with 'Euuuuuuu!!' Coz I don't know what anything else means so that's what I say, Euuuu, Euuuu, Euuuu

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 6 2001 10:36PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
je ne sais pas. this is a life saver in french class....
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 6 2001 11:40PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
so i uh lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
it works everytime, if you want to land a chick this is the sure fire way to do it



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 7 2001 1:19AM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
Nice legs...what time they open?
Dec 7 2001 1:27AM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
yes MC!...no one ever believes me when i tell that to them...i hate my friends, they always have to be smrt...damn them...haha...well than...lets here some more pick up lines, they make me laugh

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

Werd to the dancing penguin!
Dec 7 2001 8:16AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Cryss, dont try to hide it, you asked me to get pebble so we could have a three some.
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Dec 7 2001 11:56AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
An Timmy, you'll speak french within a year or two!!!!
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Dec 7 2001 12:24PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
my hands are freezing.. last i heard rubbing them on something was the best thing.. do you have anything i can rub them against?
I rule
Dec 7 2001 1:23PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
What do you mean??????
lol
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Dec 7 2001 1:41PM
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freeski
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
The word of the day is 'legs'.
Wanna go home and spread the word?
Dec 9 2001 2:03AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Yay, I be a phatt Phrench speaking pimp in 1 or 2 years, yay!! hehe. phattness to the extreme. All thanx to you Cedric, you rule buddy, oh and of course good ol' skierx!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 9 2001 3:07AM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
AHHHHH! THREESOME??
*POWER TO THE 2 KNOWN GEEKS OF NS.COM*
Dec 9 2001 1:51PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
don't be so oblivious you knew it was going in that direction....

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 9 2001 2:54PM
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freeskier14
Posts: 694 - Karma: 10
for computer nerds:
can i put my floppy ion your slot?

will you turn me on?

can i install a new hard drive?

can take your clothes of and fix your slot?




Newschoolskiing.com--->Your Online Portal For New School Skiing
Dec 9 2001 7:16PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
good luck with those one's buddy ;) hahahaha.

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 9 2001 7:43PM
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freeskier14
Posts: 694 - Karma: 10
yea..i JUST thought those up
Newschoolskiing.com--->Your Online Portal For New School Skiing
Dec 9 2001 7:52PM
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renorider
Posts: 402 - Karma: 28
I have this big hot dog and no bun to go with it, can I put it in yours?
Dec 9 2001 8:32PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
can i wash my winkie in ure kitchen sinky?...haha, thats from little nicky if u didnt know...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

cause skiing beats school
Dec 9 2001 9:47PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
can i wash my winkie in ure kitchen sinky?...haha, thats from little nicky if u didnt know...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

cause skiing beats school
Dec 9 2001 9:47PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yah quebec are you ever on at like 4th hour central time, hah , cause i have french and damn i suck at that class
Dec 9 2001 9:57PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Was that a pick-up line for Quebec? AHAHHAHAHA ;)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 9 2001 10:54PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, I totally think it was dude, ohhhh, hehe, woo hoo! You're in Cedric brah, haha, niiiice.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 9 2001 11:42PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
haha yeah, but if he can hardly understand french i dont think he'll understand the sexual outburts Cederic will be making... then again.. OHH! is kinda a universal word..
~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~
*I rule*
Dec 10 2001 1:18PM
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Smrat
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
'Want to buy me a drink?'
Dec 10 2001 3:14PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
tu veux baiser salope????
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Dec 10 2001 3:26PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
My last post is the best ever pick up line.
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Dec 10 2001 5:07PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
what's a salope? If it is what I think it is than that was dirty. lol

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier
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Dec 10 2001 5:10PM
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*dj
Posts: 271 - Karma: 14
quebec?
does that mean, 'wanna fuck, slut?'
hmm...I bet all the chicks love that one.

'I don't mind scars. Then everyone knows I'm not a prissy girl' - Jamie Burge
Dec 10 2001 6:44PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
heheheheheh right on....


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Dec 11 2001 9:31AM
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dude_le_skibum
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 11
' commmon. i'm cute, im not weird and and i'm clean...........common at least try me.......i'm a lovable french canadian'

--never works, except for my girlfriend,.....i still dont get it..
Dec 11 2001 10:27AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Is it me or saying a thing like that to a girl is definately weird??
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Dec 11 2001 10:57AM
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dude_le_skibum
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 11
there's a big context i have to put you in...it ended up in great sex..so it worked...once...
Dec 11 2001 11:25AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
On veut des détails croutillant!!!!
non, pas varaiment...
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Dec 11 2001 12:30PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, quebec you're a munt!! lol, that is so funny. Dude_Le_Skibum's onto a winner though I think, haha, I'm gonna try some of those today and see if I get beat up.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 11 2001 1:15PM
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dude_le_skibum
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 11
well it was in this outside hot thub...
Dec 11 2001 8:24PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
havent I told you to tell no details...
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Dec 11 2001 8:35PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah dude, what he said.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 11 2001 11:28PM
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Chimichanga15
Posts: 297 - Karma: 12
Hahaha quebec est tres drole. Je ne parle pas le francais tres bien, alors je parle tout dans anglais.
Dec 12 2001 1:26AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
qui?? moi,ça, mais c'est non possible....

this is taken from a simpson episode where ralph is not good enought for his french class...
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Dec 12 2001 8:17AM
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dude_le_skibum
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 11
j'ai ne comprund plu qu'es-ce qui se paasse

j'i ne comprenne pas li francai
Dec 12 2001 9:12AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
ben oui tu le comprends....
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Dec 12 2001 9:14AM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
MIKE- you are a mean mean man.
:)
I saw nothing heading in that direction
*POWER TO THE 2 KNOWN GEEKS OF NS.COM*
Dec 12 2001 10:41AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Hahhaah yah maybe she never saw it going in that direction.....but notice how she never actually said no to it???? AHAHHAHAHA ;)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 12 2001 4:26PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHHAHA!!! oui oui!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 12 2001 6:32PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
suck my dick bitch. that one always works for me.
-Pat MelvinWBPFILMS

Worst. Signiture. Ever.
Dec 12 2001 7:17PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
bryan gallant (17) picks up college chicks that are way older then him with his, ask him for some pickup lines...


-Andy

'Head of the Talk like a 1337 Surfer Hax0r d00d revolution'

Give a w00t to the FreeCoast Freeride Team
Dec 12 2001 7:38PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
i just walk up and say 'hi my names Chris'






'you could have a bowling ball fall on your nuts from a 2 story building and not feel a thing'- Midwest Jibber



*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson



Dec 12 2001 7:47PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yo Lineski, was that a typo or something coz that made NO sense, lol

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 12 2001 10:50PM
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