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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can I cum in between the holidays.

Give me some more good ones to use. Nothin better than gettin straight to the point. Oh and uh if a chick came up to you and said that...what the hell would your reaction be?
Nov 26 2001 2:12AM
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TwinTipper
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
Hey, i'm lost, will you take me home with you?


Nov 26 2001 10:47PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
my friend: 'u wanna hop on the jake train? everyone wants a ride'
Nov 26 2001 10:52PM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
Do yourself a favor and sit on my face.
Nov 27 2001 12:43AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
hey make like a m and m!! melt in my mouth not in my hands!!
I rule
Nov 27 2001 12:59AM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
you have 250 bones in your body...want another?
Nov 27 2001 1:06AM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
do you want to play army? i will lie low and oyu can blow the fuck out of me

fuck me if im wrong but isnt your name yolanda?


'Dont do drugs unless you have the commitment to be addicted.'
Nov 27 2001 4:19PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
Do you have a wrench? because looking at you makes my nuts tighten.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 27 2001 4:26PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
dfresh, those are the funniest ones yet...

that outfits very becoming on you, of course if i was on you i'd be cumming too
Nov 27 2001 5:07PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

'Dont do drugs unless you have the commitment to be addicted.'
Nov 27 2001 5:19PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
I dunno if someone said this cause I'm too lazy to read them all but
How bout u come over here and sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
Nov 27 2001 5:20PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
Then Mike walks up.
'Hey do you want your odometer to roll over?'
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 27 2001 5:23PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
hehe, AT A PARTY LAST WEEKEND
cute quiet random guy no one knew barely brushed against me as he walked by...
me: (turn around) YOU JUST TOUCHED ME!
him: oh, I'm sorry (apologetically)
me: you wanted to get closer to me, didn't you? (smiling)
him: what?
me: you're attracted to me, aren't you?
him: (blushing) uuuuh... (confused)
me: I said, you find me attractive, don't you? Don't be embaressed. (jokingly)

People say I'm intimidating sometimes 'cause I'm often loud and just really not shy or anything, but I was being nice really because he didn't know anyone. After that he talked to me and the other kids I was with and he wasn't so quiet.

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charley ;)
Nov 27 2001 8:40PM
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g-dubs
Posts: 873 - Karma: 11
My personal favorite-
'Girl you must be a parking ticket cuse you got fine written all over you'


'There are only two powers in the world...the sword of the oppressor and the spirit of the oppressed. In the long run, the sword is always defeated by the spirit.'
Nov 27 2001 8:49PM
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funkymonk
Posts: 206 - Karma: 5
thing that sucks is pick up lines don't work
dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.


Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
Nov 27 2001 8:50PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 27 2001 10:32PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
me: LOOK AT THIS ::pulls down pants::
girl: ::runs away laughing her ass off::

i dunno why they laugh........i thought they were suppose to do other things
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 27 2001 11:02PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
That is by far theee funniest things I have read in a long time! AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!! Dude you are just so freaken hilarious.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 27 2001 11:18PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
lets do math
first we will add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and multiply



FIS SUCKS
Nov 28 2001 12:09AM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
Hey your pretty hot wanna have breakfast sometime?






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 28 2001 1:16AM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
cannnnn I snatch a kiss or vice versa?

'Image your Bob Marley smoking the fattest fucking spliff in the world.......now grind that fucking rail!' - MDfresh (Doug Bishop)
Nov 28 2001 3:24AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
A weird guy nust have putted pics of you everu where cause the only thing I see is you...
Your signature has been changed to: (trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Nov 28 2001 9:12AM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
pick up lines are sooo bad when theyre actually used, this kid tried the licking on his finger than rubbing it on the girl and saying 'oh, those clothes are wet, better take them off', she was makin fun of him like crazy, it was sooooooooo funny
Nov 28 2001 3:33PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
I've seen Harvey do the magazine bit. It works, well all but once, she thought he was joking, so he pulled out a NS sticker.
So, he picks up for me, cause hes got pebbles :)
Nov 28 2001 4:50PM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
hahaha yeah, I give'em to Pat..... or something. (shhh! Don't tell Brandee!!)
Matt
Nov 29 2001 9:03PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
harvey's gonna get caught... hehe
said to me 'you've got more curves then a mtn. highway'
a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!
Nov 29 2001 10:00PM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
Heres the best way to pick up chicks

http://www.joecartoon.com/downloads/dlpickupchicks.html

CMc
Nov 30 2001 10:38AM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
My 2 personal favourites that I'm surprised no one mentioned are:
1) Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call home when I met the guy/girl of my dreams
2) Did it hurt when you fell??
Fell from where??
Fell from heaven cause I see an angel in front of me.

Nov 30 2001 3:07PM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
ahh! this is my first time reading this thread!
harvey, I want a divorce!
*POWER TO THE 2 KNOWN GEEKS OF NS.COM*
Dec 1 2001 9:53PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
ohh man these are classic. can i snatch a kiss or vise versa? that ones first class
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
Dec 1 2001 10:07PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Haha, thought of this one earlier...

~Sex is my sport, ya don't even need special shoes! Care to play a game?

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~PhattTim's a Hot Chick!
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Dec 2 2001 1:39PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 1,579
yo mc was that an attempt at me ?
Dec 2 2001 5:27PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
eh, i try...
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
Dec 2 2001 9:56PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Hey pebles, if you divorce with matt, will you go out with me?????
PLEASE
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 2 2001 10:05PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 1,579
well mc nice try... hehe maybe sometime in the future eh
Dec 3 2001 9:11PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, NO! Quebec no1! Back to your corner boy, I'm next in the pebbles queue

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 3 2001 11:07PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
damn....
I,ll tell phatt sarah about it then...
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 4 2001 9:51AM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
yeah, Tim..you have sarah..?
*POWER TO THE 2 KNOWN GEEKS OF NS.COM*
Dec 4 2001 10:41AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Does it mean I'm the next on the list pebs????
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 4 2001 10:41AM
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skibum1080
Posts: 943 - Karma: 6
i must be a grocerybag, cause you are checkin me out!!

(this ones pretty stupid, i dont know why i even wrote that, i heard that somewhere......)

later--->chris
***Go big or go home***
Dec 4 2001 6:25PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
After me and my friends started a band we went around saying 'I'm in a promising local punk band'
or simply 'I'm in a punk band' or the truth 'I'm in an amazingly sucky punk band' they all work just as well.

or all combined:

'I'm in a punk band
We are very promising
Acctually we really suck'


Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Dec 4 2001 6:39PM
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K2_ENEMY
Posts: 22 - Karma: 11
the secret word is legs now lets go to my room and spread the word
Dec 6 2001 5:47PM
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K2_ENEMY
Posts: 22 - Karma: 11
For her:
Her: do you want to play hockey
Him: sure
Her: i'll be the goaley and i'll let ya score
Dec 6 2001 5:49PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
wanna play fetch?.......get down on all fours and ill throw you a bone


LD CREW
Dec 6 2001 7:03PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
or.....

girl! are you jamaican?

cause you jamaican me crazy!


LD CREW
Dec 6 2001 7:05PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
TIM!! WE ARE FINISHED! and cederic you too no sex ever for either of you! you go fter my friend pebbles! arg. your asking for a slap across your beau faces! stupid males..
I rule
Dec 6 2001 8:59PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
Hey im a professional rider and i was hoping i could saddle you up tonight
I rule
Dec 6 2001 9:00PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
LOL!!! That one was truly great...hahaha
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 6 2001 9:10PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
Youve gotta love pick up lines that come from girls.

Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Dec 6 2001 9:18PM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
Hi, I'm Hue...Huemungus...

'I'd like to thank...Beer...'-sublime
Dec 6 2001 9:27PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
wait a minuit....what exactly ARE we trying to up here?






'you could have a bowling ball fall on your nuts from a 2 story building and not feel a thing'- Midwest Jibber



*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson



Dec 6 2001 9:29PM
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