phrosty....with more posts than me?.....sad times indeed.
You bastards are right...I can't resist......ok, this is the only thread Im posting in. ever.
i got a new story:
well, on friday, It was the christmas party for my work (Public Works) and there was tons of free booze. all the older guys (they're all like 15 years older than me) were ramming it down my throat. It was horrible, PLease! i said, No more free booze!!! worst experience of my ;life. Anyways, It was over at 8:30, and we were all goin to the bar. i was walking and this 39 year old woman, said she'd radther walk too. So I was walking with this woman as old as my mom, and we were talking about age is just a number, and I was thinking where we could have sex. But we got to the bar and i was sitting with her friends, and I realized im wayyy to drunk to be talkiung, so i went over to a table with people my age, and sat down and talked to them for 20 min straight. (I don't remember any of this, they told me the next day0 and I took out my wallet and threw all my cards away, I was frustruated at being persuaded and tricked into contributing to society, and I thought it would be a good idea to throw away all my id and sub club cards. someone picked them all up and put them in my mailbox, but the night was far from over. I was dancing alone with a beer in one hand and water in the other, and I was making fun of this guy 'danging boy' as I like to call him./ he's a rave dancer, always turning his hat, so I was up there makin fun of him in front of a huge bar full of cowboys I don't know, and then this girl starts dancing with me, and telling me her friend wants to hook up. So I was like sure, great, and I totally forgot three minutes later, and I was going to sit down when this cowboy got in my face and was like 'wha'd you say, boooay-h?' 'You callin me a hick, city boooya-h?' And then we got in a fight, and i ripped my shirt. Anyways, turns out the people I was sitting with are his friends, and I was sitting with em, and the cowboy sits down across from me glarin, and then we talked and i chewed some chew he gave me. then when i was leaving, this angry cowboy was angry, and was fighting with another angry cowboy, and the 2 angry cowboys got kicked out, and the first angry cowboy got in his truck and smashed into the other angry cowboys truck. then some girl passed out and someone called 911. So I was walking around trying to find my house (its a block away) and some couple asked if I wanted a hoot. so i was like sweet, i like hooting, and i took some pipe hits before continuing on my journey. i was going to the 24 hr gas stop, FasGas, and i decided i was tired and wanted to lie down. So I lay down in some guys back yard and puked all over while the owner sat on his porch with a dube and laughed at me. then i left, bought some water and doritios, didn't eat any. then i stuck the water bottle up my nose and squirted it down my throat cause i had a piece of HCl covered food in my nasal passage burning a small hole in the lining of my membrane. then I went home and passed out. I got woken up at 7:30 to go to calgary. Saw 'Antartica' in the giant dome theatre in the science center. i met up with some girls from the other Katimavik group and we went to a pub all afternoon and drank. And then we went to a club and drank.and then we went home and drank again, it was davids birthday, and we got free booze again. then we were playing pool and there were 3 hells angels at the tanble next to us. one of the guys I was with asked one of the HA if he knew so-and-so, and he flipped out pulling out a blade and swearing, screaming at him to get the fuck out if he didn't want to die. I was soo close to laughing in his face, hes an idiot to ask him that. You don't drop names in that organization. Yeah, then I went home and passed out again. got woken up again at 9 to go to calgary, got to calgary, went to a wave pool and hit up a huge ass slide. then I went out and puked all over some guys pick up, and then we went for christmas dinner. It was a good weekend.
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