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Condom disposal

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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
where do you get rid of your used condoms?
Oct 11 2005 11:50PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
"who uses a rubber?" thats how my friends think, but fuck that dude get some ultra thins and your fucking good to go.... no worries mate.
Oct 12 2005 6:13PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i wrap it in tissues then throw it out my car window when i go for a drive
Oct 12 2005 6:19PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
ahahahaha been there
Oct 12 2005 6:20PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
wait didn't you just lose your virginity like yesterday?
Oct 12 2005 6:21PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
haha funny story...my friend's boyfriend got rid of his in the toilet at her house, and last weekend her little cousins were over and clogged her toilet, so her grandpa started plunging and a shit load of condoms came up...haha how uncomfortable it must have been for her
Oct 12 2005 6:21PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
or for grandpa...
Oct 12 2005 6:23PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
actually yah, i would have died had i been in her place
Oct 12 2005 6:24PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
ya i remember seeing that forum.
Oct 12 2005 6:52PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
is it that hard to figure out where to put a little piece of latex?
Oct 12 2005 6:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
just toss them in the ditch
Oct 12 2005 7:13PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
toss that shit under the bed
Oct 12 2005 7:21PM
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wvskier17
Posts: 187 - Karma: 15
put them in peoples backpacks at school when they arent looking
Oct 12 2005 7:41PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what the fuck are you doing bringing your used semen filled condoms to school?
Oct 12 2005 7:48PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
i feed them to my dog
Oct 12 2005 7:48PM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
what is a condom?
Oct 12 2005 7:58PM
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C.Stone
Posts: 4677 - Karma: 12
i make her swallow the whole condom
Oct 12 2005 7:58PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
make her eat them for making you wear them. or blow it up like a balloon and throw it at her, so when it breaks, she gets a facial.
Oct 12 2005 8:34PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I wrap mune up in a tortilla, sprinkle cheese on it, and make myself a nice quesodilla
Oct 12 2005 9:04PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
ahhhhhhhhhh hahahaha

YUUJM
Oct 12 2005 9:10PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
ahhhhhhhhhh hahahaha

YUUJM
Oct 12 2005 9:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I usually have her give me head afterward and by then I'm limp so it just slips off into her throat.
Oct 12 2005 9:17PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Sweet thread keith
Nov 17 2008 5:13PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
hid it towards the bottom, risk your hand in the garbage. and cover it up. that's what i do, haven't got cought.



knock on wood
Nov 17 2008 5:16PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
what are condoms?
Nov 17 2008 5:18PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
leave em under the bed for my mom to clean up later
Nov 17 2008 5:32PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
My friend's mom found one of his in his trash can.  He made up some story that he was just trying them out and she actually believed him.  Now he just throws them in the back of his guitar amp and I guess hes super lazy about actually emptying it.
Nov 17 2008 5:37PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
haha most retarded thread ever, but it made me realize how happy i am to not have to worry about finding all the little scraps of wrapper around my bed while living at home, that was awkward shit.
Nov 17 2008 5:42PM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
i wish i could give you more karma
Nov 17 2008 6:10PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
yeah really environmentally friendly you cockass. i dont think those have a single percentage of bio-degradability.
Nov 17 2008 6:35PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29

obviously i stick it under my pillow and get a few quarters from the used condom fairy...

Nov 17 2008 6:45PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
throw em in my dogs bowl
Nov 17 2008 6:52PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
she swallows it



yes Im talking about the condom no Im not serious
Nov 17 2008 6:54PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
hahahahahahahahahahahaha must taste good
Nov 17 2008 7:11PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!








jk her mouth was waaaaaaaaayyyy too full.
Nov 17 2008 8:18PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
you are a little whore
Nov 17 2008 8:25PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
i wear it on my head
Nov 17 2008 8:25PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
ummm tie a knot, slip in back in the package, and toss that shit out da window...or tuck it into a food container, and just throw it in the trash...or just make her use BC...
Nov 17 2008 8:30PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i thought about it and i realized that either ryno has so much time on his hands that he can go searching through 3 years worth of threads to find this or he himself was searching for condom disposal methods.
Nov 17 2008 8:31PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
The Trash? That is usually where mine go
Nov 17 2008 8:38PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 1,057
tie it and shove it back in her
Nov 17 2008 8:42PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
just reuse it on a different bitch.
Nov 17 2008 8:45PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
eat it, its what all the cool kids do
Nov 17 2008 8:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
make the bitch eat it of course
Nov 17 2008 8:57PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
i just leave it on my dick, saves money and time. but if you wana pee just poke a little hole at the tip.
Nov 17 2008 8:57PM
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TimmyK
Posts: 779 - Karma: 15
Condoms, nobody uses them anymore...   and just remember to pull out!
Nov 17 2008 9:48PM
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SteezyThug
Posts: 66 - Karma: 11
Haha i always just flush them.  I never know what to do with the wrappers though so i just rip those up into tiny pieces and flush it too.  Any other ideas?
Nov 17 2008 9:56PM
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patrickstar
Posts: 486 - Karma: 20

this thread made me howl

just reuse em

Nov 17 2008 10:18PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
^ cool idea hansel
I toilet them each and every time because im cool like that
Nov 17 2008 10:19PM
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patrickstar
Posts: 486 - Karma: 20
yea like what if someone like me or a squirrel comes across it and thinks its food, then what, how bad would you feel
Nov 17 2008 10:21PM
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