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Sultry vixen

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hucker22
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so me and some friends know this girl at school and we called her sultry vixen, she was hot, but like classy not a slut and what have you, well i found an even better one at college. red hair(so hot) shes really cute but then when she bends over and you see her big tattoo on her back im just like daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. cuz she looks classy but now you know shes kinda kinky which is so hot. so i have found a new sultry vixen, when she is my gf(cross your fingers, i have to tlk to her first but shouldnt take long after that) ill post pics.

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 22 2005 8:07PM
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MitchPee
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ask her if the carpet matches the rug...if so thats so nasty red vaginal hair is probably the nastiest thing ever

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Aug 22 2005 8:12PM
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tricksterboardin
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thats not the best metaphor carpet and rug go in the smae place

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Aug 22 2005 8:15PM
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MitchPee
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yea but its a saying...you've never heard that?

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Aug 22 2005 8:20PM
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Skipig25
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its if the carpet matches the drapes. not the rug

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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Aug 22 2005 8:21PM
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I've only heard "does the carpet match the curtans?"


because I like poop.
Aug 22 2005 8:24PM
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hucker22
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how would that be bad? if she has hair is a turn off anyway. if its all shaved who cares

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 22 2005 11:04PM
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Doghouse
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fire crotch wouldnt be the best.




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Aug 22 2005 11:27PM
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fizzlefry
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theres this girl at my school who we call the egg snatcher because shes ugly and looks like a dinosaur. there is also a girl we call snaggle tooth.... shes ugly and has a weird tooth.... then theres niggerilla, no im not racist but its soo funny shes really fat and shes black.




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Aug 22 2005 11:57PM
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People at school call me Jappo. its weeyad.

because I like poop.
Aug 23 2005 12:00AM
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fizzlefry
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uhh, arent you japanese? cause thats not so weird if you are.




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Aug 23 2005 12:05AM
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j.bird
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hahhaah weeyad. classic asian accent, perfectly portrayed over the internet

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 23 2005 12:07AM
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