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What the hell Is ski porn?

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jibjim
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What is it and why do people talk about?

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Aug 16 2005 9:53AM
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patrickcowan
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its like a movie with non stop skiing. no attempt at a plot or anything.

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Aug 16 2005 9:57AM
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jibjim
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hmmm, makes sense

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Aug 16 2005 10:01AM
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Fr2Planker
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its basically every ski movie in the last few years

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Aug 16 2005 10:06AM
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soup
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just think about it. sex has magazines with naked people in them. skiing has people skiing in them. its kinda the same. just think about it and you will get it

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Aug 16 2005 10:15AM
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jibjim
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i already understand


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Aug 16 2005 10:15AM
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ski8990
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Its kind of a dumb term. I never say it

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Aug 16 2005 10:16AM
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offtrail
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ski porn rocks, next year from off trail.... the downhill thrust.



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Aug 16 2005 10:20AM
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TheWorst
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its when the skiing is soooo good that it makes you blow a load in your pants

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Aug 16 2005 11:21AM
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Aasert
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I have done that so many times

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Aug 16 2005 11:22AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its some lame term 50 year old guys say when they go see warren miller every year. Then when winter comes they sit in the lodge with their ski boots unbuckled telling some random guy next to them about the german skis they bought for $900. Then their 18 year old snowboarder daughter walks in and the dad realizes shes a total slut and he drinks himself to death.

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Aug 16 2005 11:29AM
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Jake...
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he already understands guys.






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Aug 16 2005 12:10PM
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freeskisquaw
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Are you funny, Tanakaskier?











No.


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Aug 16 2005 12:13PM
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freeskisquaw
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Hella funny!


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Aug 16 2005 12:17PM
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Shadows
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uh oh, its R kelly

Aug 16 2005 12:20PM
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jibjim
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um opk but what i dont undrsdtand now is that you peapl ea re still expainign it, I KNOW this thread is now dead!

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Aug 16 2005 12:35PM
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SeanB
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haha that cracked me up man

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Aug 16 2005 2:25PM
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3ski6guy0
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pretty much its saying every single ski movie is the same.

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Aug 16 2005 4:44PM
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lanks
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hahaha! the downhill thrust! that's magical.


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Aug 16 2005 4:50PM
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CorkWormTurn
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that's fucking funny

Aug 16 2005 5:16PM
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skoganskier101
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i have never heard that term,and am glad. i should have knwon someone would make an idiot response



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Aug 16 2005 7:44PM
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Schnoodle.
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i love ski porn :)

Aug 17 2005 2:53AM
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pierceme
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haha, i just read ur signature. Thats one of the funniest standup shows ever.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 17 2005 3:59AM
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MWenzel
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who says porn doesnt have a plot.

Aug 17 2005 7:08AM
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mckeeman
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you retards...ski porn is people doing it with skis on...duhhhhhhhhh!

work to live...not live to work. work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101 ...i didnt do it
Aug 17 2005 11:33AM
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dynathug
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all i know is that its scrumptious


Aug 17 2005 12:08PM
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sketchlinefilms
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that was fucking hilarious..thank you

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Aug 17 2005 12:55PM
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feezy
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ski movies are porn.
for skiiers.
if there are plots they suck.
like in pornos.

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Aug 17 2005 1:31PM
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SmoKinSkier
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HAHA when can I pre order that sounds intense!!

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Aug 17 2005 1:32PM
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Badfish2
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it's like.. there's only so many ways that you can show fucking and jumping.. sure there's anal and whatever but it's all the same stuff basically.. so fast forward to the good stuff, get your jollies and move on. And lets be honest, who's watching porn for the acting??

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Aug 17 2005 2:23PM
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alev
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tanakaskier didnt even post in this thread

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Aug 17 2005 7:50PM
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J.D.
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Click for larger image

There you go.

Aug 17 2005 8:01PM
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sketchlinefilms
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thats my wallpeper now^...she dont dhave down below

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Aug 17 2005 8:07PM
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Freeskier21
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ski porn ? im dumber for reading this.


Aug 22 2005 1:05PM
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dammit that picture is too big...I can't read the interview. All I could see is something about her being a lip groupie or some shit.

because I like poop.
Aug 22 2005 1:28PM
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Localboyz
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I thought ski porn is a movie without all the interviews and nature shots... just ski shot after ski shot after ski shot... maybe a quick shot of the rider walking around and his name... and then a whole bunch of shots of just skiing... not every movie goes under that description... level one doesn't... plehouse is somewhat... poorboys and push films aren't... ms fuckin p isn't... most of the lower companies are though (thank god)... my sig summerizes what anti ski porn is

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
Aug 22 2005 3:29PM
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oh wait I get it, just press F11 when a picture is too big so you can veiw it differently and scroll down.

because I like poop.
Aug 22 2005 3:31PM
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