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Jennifer Lopez should burn in Hell

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Ski-hobo
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So I was reading that her new husband bought her a 2 million dollar wedding ring, then recently she buys herself a 4 MILLION DOLLAR RING! If this cunt ever opens her mouth about poverty in her native Peurto Rico, would someone put a desert eagle round into her head.





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Aug 13 2005 3:43AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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She's trashy I wouldn't even hit it. I can just see her sucking dick for crack on the streets of puerto rico as a child.

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Aug 13 2005 4:01AM
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JoeTheRipper
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She wasn't even born in the ghetto is the funny thing, her dad was a teacher, and her mom stayed at home so they had a comfortable life in ny

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Aug 13 2005 6:55AM
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bermbuster49
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what a bitch

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Aug 13 2005 7:50AM
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^NewYork
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i wouldnt use a desert eagle i would take an a a10 warthog with its 30mm cannon and tear her the fuck up then i would drop some napalm on her fat mexican ass then i would take a dump on her grave








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Aug 13 2005 7:55AM
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invisman
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harsh

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Aug 13 2005 8:13AM
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i like to eat tacos ee burritos with my taco flavored kisses

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So i said to him "Look here bitch, I'm Rick James"
Aug 13 2005 9:19AM
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SimonFiller
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you wouldnt do jennifer lopez if you could?

Aug 13 2005 9:25AM
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Apple
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wow Jennifer Lopez "your style of music is so easy, it doesnt require any thought at all!"- Eric Cartman.

That is such a dick move to make. What a fucking bitch.

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Aug 13 2005 10:36AM
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JoeTheRipper
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oh ben you are so perfect you almost make me forget about....tacos

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Aug 13 2005 11:10AM
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Jwenz
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hahah

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Aug 13 2005 11:15AM
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twix_182
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....but you'd totally bang her afterward right?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 13 2005 11:18AM
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SimonFiller
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while she is still warm?

Aug 13 2005 11:30AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i'd use the wraithe in halo to blow her up

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Aug 13 2005 11:38AM
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EastcoastAR5
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J-lo is an oxymoron

A RICH MEXICAN


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Aug 13 2005 12:09PM
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jeeesus
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Oh trust me....I will make sure she does...in fact she was already supposed to before she bought that ring because buying an expensive ring isn't a sin, but she earlier had a crack/cocaine problem. J-Lo full of Grace anyone?

Aug 13 2005 1:21PM
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SeanB
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haha the J Lo southpark episode is so fucking funny


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Aug 13 2005 2:54PM
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cjgncjgn
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she went to private school... "im just jenny from the block i used to have a lot now im a cheap whore?" (forgotten lyric...)

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Aug 13 2005 7:13PM
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.John.
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steve... too far

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 13 2005 7:53PM
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twix_182
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John....gaybo

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 13 2005 8:10PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i love j-lo she's cool

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Aug 13 2005 8:19PM
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rockersteez
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lol?


Aug 13 2005 8:47PM
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assassin167
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i think shes fucking gorgeous i dont no what u guys are smoking, inhaling, injecting, snorting, eating

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Aug 13 2005 8:53PM
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mattster
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haha southpark is way ahead of you guys

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Aug 13 2005 10:11PM
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bhill2.0
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no she shouldnt





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Aug 13 2005 10:17PM
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