"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
horizons$-"I guess msn is too complicated for me and I should just go back to the kitchen..."
"im waiting for my fish to die. then im going to redo my room again"-M.Westen
"one time that happened to me, so we called the fuckers up and it turns out the delivery guy got arrested on his way to delivering our pizza for a stolen car or some shit. never-the-less we got our pizza finally about another hour later. fucking cops must have stolen all the zaa that was in the car.."-dufasteeze