mines prob that he has styrofoam sailboat that he made in like an hour and then i broke the shitty ass sail which was a straw and aluminum foil and he flipped shit and threw a thing of 50 CD's at me.... and this was just this morning
i have a 14 year old brother so about a year ago, i kick the living shit out of him, he runs away tells my mom, my mom tells me to go apologize, of course i'm already rip shit, so i go into his room about to say im sorry, he pops out from behind the door and pops me in the face, of course i fucked him up afterwards but still, that little shit.....
-If your not sure about something........just huck it
that sucks...i use to fight with my sister when we were younger but we're older now and only two years apart so we dont fight like that anymore. our fighting consists of an exchange of words and thats it. but if i had to i could definaly kick her ass.
i have another one, but it's not about me, it's about my bro and my dad, my brother gets a paintball gun, and my dads crazy so he's like alright i'm gonna go run and try and shoot me. my brother goes to me i'm gonna hit him in the nuts, before you know it my dad is on the ground close to crying. little bastard.....
-If your not sure about something........just huck it
my friend beat his little bro in madden and no joke his brother takes a pair of sissors and stabs his leg, no permanite damage
then no more then a month ago we were home and hanging with his family so me him and his bro go downstairs and play sorry, we cheated all game them he finally caught us and as a 7 year old, screamed at the top of his lungs I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR,
because we only moved him 3
then he puts his older bro in a choke hold, i really almost shit my pants
I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift
i have 2 younger brothers, ones 2 yrs younger, and the other is 4 yr younger. The youngest one is cool cause he listens to me but the other one is rebellious. So i always get it so i start the fight but its the other 2 fighting and i make sure the youngest one doesnt lose.
i have an older sister. when we were little we hated eachother but now we're really close. she goes to school in Atlanta and left me with my parents so in return she softens them up about money and clothes and stuff. it works. we even work at A&F together.
every now and then though, we fight like mother fuckers.
guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"
"If you're alive, I probably hate you."
-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
i have a little brother, he's 16. we get along super well though, and he is one of my best friends. he is the coolest kid ever, i am so glad i'm not an only child. i would get so bored without my brother.
breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
I have a 10 year old brother, and today during a car ride, he didnt say anything for about half an hour. This is worth mentioning only because he doesnt take his ADHD pills over the summer, so at any given time he is usually both bantering incoherently about whatever's on his mind, and fidgeting/breaking something. After his half hour of obvious contemplation, he turned to us all, and in a genuinely concerned voice said "it's really sad how many people are starting to smoke crack these days".
one time i was driving with my little brother and we got into an argument about something stupid and he started being a wicked bitch and i said i was going to throw him out of the car if he didnt stop and he fucking grabbed my bowl out of the glovebox and threw it out the window...we were about 11-12 miles away from home and i slammed on the brakes and made him walk it took him about 4 hours or something like that and he told my mom and she was not happy...but he deserved it
I have 1 bro and two sisters. and they piss me off so much. they learned that they can get anything they want by crying. so im sitting in the living room watching TV and my little 4 year old sister comes in with a smile on her face then notices that im there. so she turns around goes to her mom (my bitchy step-mom) and starts crying saying im bothering her.
(now I didnt move from the couch or say a word to her, or even look at her for more than 3 seconds) so my step mom comes in and shes like your sister needs to watch her movie (Barbie Princess or some shit like that) I say ok pretending like I didnt understand that she wanted me to get the fuck out of the living room. eventually I go and do something on the computer in my room, and my little sister comes up to my room and trying to be as cute as she can she says "Timmy can you please fix the TV I cant watch my movie anymore" to which I told her too bad and I asked her to close the door on the way out.
Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity
I have a bitchy little brother, and I'm not even going to try and list all the stories. The best one is though, when I was getting ready for my 8th grade grad he slammed a door on my hand and the tip of my middle finger came off and my finger broke.
I spent graduation in the ER. He's a fuckin bastard.
i am the little brother... i get along with my brothers fine but sometimes my 18 year old brother is a slob and it pisses me off so i often feel like beating the crap out of him... but my 20 year old bro doesnt bug me at all... ps im alot bigger than my brothers
i have the coolest little brother ever. he's the shit
Back in the days i use to like bitches
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit
And if you wonder why i say this
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master