Brad Holmes Rap Lyrics from ski movie 1

This is the Brad Holmes rap from ski movie 1, I have pictures, and Ill post those later. I couldn't get a few words in there so don't give me crap, and if you know them, or if somehting wrong correct it.


This just in... Brad Holmes is a disgrace to the ski industry...

Talk a lot of shit, you've never met me before,
You might have seen me before, throwin up on the floor,
Rollin down the road in my Lincoln,
Smokin and Drinkin, swervin, speedin and stinkin, i started thinkin,
I ain't really white trash, I make way too much cash,
Besides too many times I broke my ribs and got whiplash,
Lots of fuckers out there despise me, but they can all bite me,
they just want to be like me,
Skiers in the parks that said I'd never last,
It's kinda funny when I see them now, they kiss my ass,
Someone please explain why there's a stain on my brain,
Excuse me for a second while I'm jumpin this train[train, train, train, jumpin this train, ohh I'm insane]

What do I do,
Where am I from,
what's my name.....Holmes!
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from, from, from, from

Interupted in the middle of a ______ chew
[Little Girl] Goin to the X Games, It's gonna be huge,
Yeah it is, for the three same dudes,
I'd rather stay at home and sniff glue with the flu,
[Little Girl]You're over reacting,
I forgot to take my radalin,
I need to level off with a 40 and a ______
My life is my own, I take a _____ and stone,
You cna't tell me what to think or say, so just leave me alone,
33 Death threats, I'm not even dead yet,
But you be at me cause I won a brand new Corvette,
Don't like what I say/
Well, you're a hypocrite,
Cause now you're givin me shit, for givin me shit,

What do I do,
Where am I from,
what's my name.....His name is Holmes!
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,
I don't do shit,
I get shit done,
I ski around the world, but the west coast is where Im from,

To all the 2 plankers...

Tahoe....

KW. ...

And MSP.


























i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs