i was disastoring a falt down and i didnt have enough speed so my back ski got caught on the kink part of the rail and i turned sideways racked myself and double ejected to a face plant...... and laying on the ground i was greeted with laughs from the chairlift
haha i just remember a funy thing, we were doing trains though the big mnt park, and i decided i wanted to bunnyears-snowplow steeze on these picknic tables, and my legs split and they fell under the table, skis still on, and i get stuck at the end of the rail with my ass high like im ready to be raped, and my friend just comes barreling into me and rolls over me with skis and all and falls in from of me and everyone else who was in front of us stoped to laugh, and i couldnt stop laughing as i got unstuck, so classic
"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."
-later about 10 seconds in another post-
" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO
well there was this up flat down rail i hit once. i was trying to gap the up hit the flat and 270 off flat by passing the down. well i pop and i go up and get scared and just come straight down to my nuts on the rail. the flat is like 6 feet off the ground. so im dyingg. i dont want ot lean over the side cause its a big drop so i slide down the down smashing my balls more. well that ended my day. driving home my balls start swelling slowly. after about 3 hours they were like the size of 2 golf balls each. i just try to sleep the night and ice em. they dont go down. i go to the doctor and he has to stick this needle in and suck out the fluid. most pain ever. had to do that every day for a week to get them back to the normal size.