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Skiing is so Jedi

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Marg
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Is it not true that skiing is so Jedi. We train and prepare to become the best of the best. We do crazy acrobatics, flips, and spins, off the ground over hundred foot distances all to hold the balance of the force. Theres even a DARK SIDE???? Its called FIS. Do you guys agree cause I think its a dope way to look a skiing.

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

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Jul 8 2005 5:35PM
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WONTON
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uh ya......and im yoda

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Jul 8 2005 5:37PM
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freeskisquaw
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Wow.





























Wow.


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
Jul 8 2005 5:38PM
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Nix
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so nerdy you are, young mathew



Teehee.
Jul 8 2005 5:46PM
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PeterTosh
Posts: 910 - Karma: 615
so im like anikan waiting to bust on all your asses.








fuck
Jul 8 2005 5:49PM
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kendrick
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ya, minus the morals.

the dark side is submitting to 9-5 for the man for the rest of your life

Jul 8 2005 5:49PM
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USA
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haha couldntgetausername you are a shithead





no me gusta acls
Jul 8 2005 5:51PM
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Arabian.
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THis is the gayest conversation yet

Jul 8 2005 5:52PM
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dandoy
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And I'm MASTA MACE, nigga




Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Jul 8 2005 6:10PM
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sketchlinefilms
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too bad you got defeated by that old fart...who was it...oh yeah, mike douglas!

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Jul 8 2005 6:17PM
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five0
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you make a point i might accept if i were high....but im not......tisk tisk to you

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Jul 8 2005 6:21PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
your supposed to be high

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
Jul 8 2005 6:27PM
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dandoy
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Umm no I didn't it was that fucking Peters kid who turned on me and joined the FIS!




Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Jul 8 2005 6:31PM
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USA
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^thanks for letting us no?






no me gusta acls
Jul 8 2005 6:32PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i'm r2d2, i'm dialed like a robot

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Jul 8 2005 6:34PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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check out my steeze
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Jul 8 2005 6:36PM
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WONTON
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^nice jaket....those graphics are killer!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?! hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Jul 8 2005 6:39PM
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Marg
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hahaha thats so dope ^^^^^^^ now think of R2D2 on skis bustin a cab 10 over chads. somebody photoshop something

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
Jul 8 2005 6:39PM
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eastAR5
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haha mad gorilla steez

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Jul 8 2005 7:04PM
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ag.
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i so dibs being obi one

Jul 8 2005 7:18PM
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chugLIFE
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LETS POUR BOOZE ON OUR FACESSSSS

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Jul 8 2005 7:22PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
dope icon

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Jul 8 2005 7:25PM
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twix_182
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and i had to be that gay c3po. at least im not jar jar. then id have to saber my head off

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Jul 8 2005 7:25PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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too bad my lightsaber doesnt work.......if i didnt have lightsaber erectile disfunction id stick it in the girl jedis saber catcher

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Jul 8 2005 8:55PM
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[~_~]
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the dark side isn't called FIS. The dark side is called "ski patrol".

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 8 2005 9:00PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
we should go pour booze on our faces
i dont dig star wars but it was a good way to relate it to skiing

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
Jul 8 2005 9:01PM
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ItsPhil
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sillyness

Jul 8 2005 9:11PM
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jewdogg417
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Mark Abma's alternate section in PBP's X is an RJD2 song... R2D2 is the unlikely barely animate robot hero of the star wars trilogy... coincidence?

I think not





... yea... you're a nerd

Jul 8 2005 10:30PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i think u done smoked urself retarded

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Jul 8 2005 10:34PM
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garrett.
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how would u know u have 5 fucking posts, theres been gayer...trust me


cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 8 2005 10:51PM
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CollinWright
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tyhis is stupid

Jul 8 2005 10:59PM
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o2bjedi
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wouldn't freeskiing be considered the dark side?

Jul 8 2005 11:07PM
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*DrewT*
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I think snowblading is the dark side

go skiing

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Jul 9 2005 12:06AM
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USA
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indeed, and snowboards r the wookies




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Jul 9 2005 12:08AM
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mommy
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harvey is like chewi. he is big and hairy, he has a little dick, and he wears nothing but a commando belt over his shoulder.

Jul 9 2005 2:27AM
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Kendo
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nah dude Plake is yoda






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Jul 9 2005 2:48AM
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knotbox
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and east coast aggressive inliners are the darkside..........no wait they are queer eye for the straight guy..........no wait they are elton john and carson from queer eye performing oral sex on each other........no wait they do aggressive inline......hahahahahahahahahahahahaha east coast.

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Jul 9 2005 4:13AM
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Luc.
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the dark side is either lifties or snowboarders...see my name is actually luc so i am the chosen one bitches...aniken taught me everything and know you will all die!!!!

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Jul 9 2005 12:48PM
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hemlockjibber8
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haha, good call matt. tom dolozel just needs a gold thong and he could be princess leia.

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Jul 9 2005 1:18PM
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garrett.
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yoda is a jedi too


cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 9 2005 1:23PM
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switch_9
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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/jib_1080/r2jump.bmp

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Jul 9 2005 1:57PM
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switch_9
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^r2d2's huge suicide

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Jul 9 2005 1:57PM
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Kendo
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not bad for starters but get rid of the white behind him, give him some skis, and maybe throw in a nice tail grab and you'll be golden







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Jul 9 2005 2:01PM
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garrett.
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thats a pretty big superman frontflip there


cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 9 2005 2:10PM
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Dilla
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its a good thing you have a LIFE!



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Jul 9 2005 7:53PM
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AmbushClothing
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ill be the dude with the big blue head that sits at those meetings.

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Jul 9 2005 8:51PM
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NBCskier
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word






SGB

Jul 9 2005 8:56PM
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Barmski
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my son you are wrong because there is a dark side in all of us, fis is not the dark side at all. The dark side is inside you its just up to you to let yourself go, lose all hope, hold on too much and develop that dark side within in you. The dark side never dies -ever. If you were find a dark side in newschool skiing it would prob not skiing on twins and skiing normal straight down the hill -no jumps bumps rails or anythin just basic skiing turns and shit-no freedom=ahh now thats the dark side your lookin for.

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Jul 9 2005 8:58PM
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AmbushClothing
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forizzle

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