So I finally realized I have to tell this story and what better place to tell it then on NS.
Ok, so about a year ago me and my buddies got real stoned-but me -i was fucked up more than all of them of course....cause i cannot handle it. So I go home sit at my computer and then 10min later someone calls my phone-keep in mind im still really fucked up and when im this fucked up i talked to ANYONE about anythin-so this girl calls my phone and she says " hi is jason there?" and im like right off the bat " sorry not he isn'....why whats your name?" and ( never saying she had the wrong number ) shes like uhhhh this is Jessie....I'm like "hey jessie whats up how you doin...." Now at the time i was really really stressed out about my job last summer and shit so I just went off on her about it and shit. Before I got into that though we talked about what high schools we went to and all that bs....but about 10mins into the conversation ( keeping in mind i hav no idea who this person is and neither does she ) she was like " OH my god you really aren't jason I thought this was Jason fucking with me but its really not you...." cause i had never told her who i was i just kept rambling on and on about random shit about my life like i already knew her. So anyway the conversation goes on and i go off about my job about how this sucks and that sucks and she just keeps LAUGHING hysterically and asking more questions and shit - then weird shit happened how she had the same exact breed of dog i had with the SAME EXACT NAME- Bichon Frise named "scooter".....and other shit. So the conversation goes on for about an hour to hour and a half......i seriously dont kno how she still stayed on the phone but she didnt just hang up on me to end the conversation -her cell phone battery was dieing and she could barely hear me!!! So it ends. We talk the next day...blah blah how its so crazy what happeend...then i made the biggest mistake ever...for some reason i had to meet this girl in person and i thought she was REALLY hot i dunno why but i thought she was. I met her in person a week later at a starbucks in a Barnes and Noble bookstore ( how random right? ) Turns out shes the fattest ugliest thing ever and it was by far one of the weirdest 30min conversations I have ever had with a human being and her friend cause she also brought a fat friend with her. After that went down, I did not call or im her ever again and she did the same even though i know she thought i was hot because she said it to me in person when i met her.
Hahaha -lesson learned:
dont meet up with random wrong numbers on your cell phone its a bad idea.
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
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