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pmills
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Forget Rednecks...here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say on New
Englanders:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping it will swim by, you
might live in New England.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and
Boston gets more snow than any other majority in the US, you live in New
England.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
live in New England.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the
year, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't
work there, you live in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New
England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you live in New England.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NEW ENGLANDER WHEN: "Vacation" means going anywhere
south of New York City for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching.

You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how
to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce.

"Down South" to you means Philadelphia.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.

Your Memorial Day picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You find 40 degrees "a little chilly."

You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New
England friends. Sad, but true!!!


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Jun 23 2005 11:22PM
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Bangor
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hahahahah so fucking true. I can say yes to all of those, and I'm just off massachusetts in NY. NY is the "almost new england" state.

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Jun 23 2005 11:34PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahaha

this one is hilarious:
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you live in New England.

Jun 23 2005 11:36PM
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pmills
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the one that rang most true for me was "you describe distance in hours."

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 23 2005 11:40PM
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freeskiing04
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new is essentially new england...

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Jun 23 2005 11:43PM
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CTD
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yeah^ same here, funnny stuff




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Jun 23 2005 11:44PM
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frp1080
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haha i live in NH

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Jun 23 2005 11:49PM
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Capt.Flannel
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godam. I love new england.





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Jun 24 2005 12:02AM
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E-ZRider
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Thats so funny Fuckin New Englanders

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Jun 24 2005 1:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha but that shits wrong....western NY cities get more snow than any other city in the US....rochester gets from 130-150 and same with syracuse then you have buffalo which gets like 120-200in...or maybe they mean like major major cities with more than 5 million people or soemthing

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Jun 24 2005 8:31AM
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joetyson
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whats sad is half of those apply to me

somtimes you just got to take off your pants and slide on the ice
Jun 24 2005 8:45AM
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skierman_number1
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The whole distance using hours, holy shit he is so right! I never noticed it before. And the conversations with people who dial the wrong number... yup guilty along with the heat and A/C, the jumper cables w/ the girlfriend who knows how to use them, the driving really is better in the winter and yeah Boston got 3 times as much snow as us. The Home Depot thing... I don't think that's true because it's only happened once to me but I am prowd of Mt. Washington being so badass.




Jun 24 2005 8:47AM
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MacMahoooon
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I'm surprised that wasnt about canada

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Jun 24 2005 8:54AM
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Ktownchic
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haha wow. im from new england and those are sooo true. i said "ya" to almost every single one. and with the home depot one...yupp, thats happened. i was in there with my dad once,..and this guy was having trouble finding something and my dad helped him find it, and then helped explain to the guy what he had to do with it.
lol god... good old new england.






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Jun 24 2005 8:58AM
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haha i live near Boston

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ItsPhil
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hoooooorayyyyy for the pilgrims

Jun 24 2005 9:11AM
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Melvs
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all that sounds about right to me. I definitly agree with 90% of those!

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Jun 24 2005 9:15AM
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Skipig25
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Damn, I live in maine and all of those are true. Measure distance in hours. "its about 5 hours north of here"

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Jun 24 2005 9:25AM
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hucker22
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ya well you know your from michigan when
1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

2) You think alkaline batteries were named for a tiger outfielder.

3) Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack of beer and a bucket of smelt.

4) Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.

5) You know how to play euchre.

6) The big mac is something you drive across.

7) You bake with soda and you drink pop.

8) You drive 76 on the highway and pass on the right.

9) Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.

10) You learned to drive a boat before you learned to ride a bicycle.

11) You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".

12) You occasionally cheer "Go Lions -- and take the Tigers with you."

13) The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical definition.

14) You have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

15) You expect Vernors when you order ginger ale.

16) You know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists, but that it isn't very far from Hell.

17) Your favorite holiday are Christmas, Thanksgiving and the first day of deer season (for which schools are officially closed).

18) Your snowmobile and fishing boat have a big block Chevy engine.

19) At least one member in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan vs. Michigan State football game.

20) Your year has two seasons, winter and construction.

21) You know what a millage is.

22) Travelling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.

23) Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.

24) You can identify an Ohio accent.

25) You show people where you grew up by pointing to your right hand.



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Jun 24 2005 9:29AM
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Delphi
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new england is the shit

check out this muthafucka!

all this coming from a guy whos head is soo far up his ass that the lump in his throat is his godamn nose!~Bill Guarnere
Jun 24 2005 12:32PM
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mz2288
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hahaha that hours thing is soo funny definately true in buffalo

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Jun 24 2005 12:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha in western ny you def get a mix between new england and midwest....i totally agree with the "bake with soda and drink pop"...ive never said soda before. i always say pop.

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Jun 24 2005 12:55PM
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jibvermont
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i was amazed at how true all of those are...

Jun 24 2005 1:19PM
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twintipteles
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ahaha steezepatrol that was classic, i claim that as my new signature

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Jun 24 2005 1:22PM
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Badfish2
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most of them are.. they just changed Canada for New England... I've also seen it in an email for the Maritimes too..
I used to work at a tourist visitor information centre and I would tell people distances in hours and not time.. some people (usually city people) would get mad though, they didn't understand.

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Jun 24 2005 1:30PM
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rippinbumpskier
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yea me 2

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Jun 24 2005 1:33PM
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JAYTRON
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yea thats mad funny... all except the shed party one

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Jun 24 2005 1:37PM
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bermbuster49
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word^, the past 2 years at my cabin in at the top of PA (its like 10 minutes from the boarder) we got at least 6 feet of snow sitting on us at one time in the winter. we will get like a 4 foot base and then it dumps on us like everynight. haha i liked the more miles on your snowblower than your car one.

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Jun 24 2005 1:38PM
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Badfish2
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lol..
go to google and search for "measure distance in hours" with the quotes..

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Jun 24 2005 1:42PM
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Apple
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I can relate to just about all of those....

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Jun 24 2005 1:44PM
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twix_182
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and the one where40 degrees is a little chilly. so true. i usually still just wear tshirts outside until its like 35

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Jun 24 2005 1:58PM
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Annabelle
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^^haha are you kidding? that site is ridiculous.

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Jun 24 2005 2:02PM
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Al_Smith
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that was good, but it makes new england sound like its cold all the time.

Jun 24 2005 8:11PM
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