isnt tomorrow fathers day? what a shitty day for a birthday if it is...
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Give her some semi-expensive jewellery or something like that.
Nothing more than like $150... it's not that big a deal.
Book a night in the most expensive hotel in your city and give that bitch the hammer all night long.
It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.