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FUCK YOU JACKHAMMER GUY

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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
WHY THE FUCK WA SIT NECCESSARY TO STRAT JACKHAMMERING AT 8 O'CLOCK EXACTLY IN THE MORNING YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU STOPPED JUST AS I WOKE UP, YOU JACKHAMMERED FOR POBABLY 10 MINUTES. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE STARTED AT 10 YOU FAT FUCK

"BASE jumping is the best sport ever evented. Everyone should go out and order "BAse Jumping Baffin Islands" with Shane and Miles. Rails on skies look like roller blading. It's fucking gay and you wanting to watch hours of that shit makes you fucking gay. It's like comparing figure skating to hockey. SOunds like we a a lot of figure skaters on this site."-sno-man
Jun 15 2005 6:59AM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
someone was chainsawing out side of my house at 6:00 AM today very fun.

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Jun 15 2005 7:01AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
haha jackhammers those thgins are so fucking loud

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Jun 15 2005 7:06AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
just be glad he wasnt using dynamite

Jun 15 2005 8:04AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
haha i get pissed at shit like that too
even when people mow their lawns wicked early on the weekends at like 8am on a saturday morning

Jun 15 2005 8:05AM
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Norred
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Jun 15 2005 9:23AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
i got woke up by my mom coming in saying stefanie clarks mom just called. we need to talk. thats much worse than the jackhammer. trust me.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
Jun 15 2005 9:26AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
it reminds me of the seinfeld episode when George drops his keys in the pothole and it got filled, and then he had to pay the jackhammer people to let him try and get his keys back. Then he broke the water main. holy cow

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Jun 15 2005 9:44AM
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honkytonk
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whats more annoying is the builders saying they will be here between 8 and 10 so u get up and they dont rock up until 11.
then u try go back to bed and they are drilling.
makes no sense to me.

Jun 15 2005 9:55AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
i still think mines worse. especaly because im 17 and shes 15.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
Jun 15 2005 11:11AM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
^hahahahha totally not relevant but made me laugh

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Jun 15 2005 11:44AM
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my dog killing a squirrel, and a rabbit. he only weights less then 20 lbs, and is less then 2 feet long


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Jun 15 2005 1:53PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
my pap strats cutting grass before the sun comes up, the neighbors love it

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Jun 15 2005 1:55PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
outside my window in my dorm (not there anymore) was a huge dumpster/trash compactor. First they would back the garbage truck down the ramp (beeping really fucking loudly) and then they would leave it idling in reverse (loud) while they ran the compactor (loud) and then the hydraulic compressor on the truck to do whatever they do (really loud). Take into account that this happened like every other day and the thing would beep for the whole time. This takes like half an hour and they usually came at 8:00.

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Jun 15 2005 2:15PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
when i was 9 i slept through a jackhammer breaking up our walkway right outside my window. but i also slept through the machines coming in to dig up our pool and i really wanted to see them back then so i got mad hahaah.

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Jun 15 2005 2:25PM
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sKILOve07
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someone's a morning person :)

Jun 15 2005 2:46PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,279
that stuff would happen by my houe alot b4 when they were building houses, at like 7 in the morning just pounding and noise coming from construction sites, then they stop at like 2, its like why didnt u start at 10 or 11 and end at 5 or 6

whats up now bitch




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Jun 15 2005 2:55PM
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johanblaze
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i want to know what happened.

Jun 15 2005 2:56PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
you should sue

Jun 15 2005 3:23PM
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hucker22
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haha i slept from 3 to 12 no problem, the painter guy was kinda loud but no biggy

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Jun 15 2005 3:27PM
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ryan.c
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to put my brother to sleep wen he was a baby n he was cryin n stuff theyd play really loud music n sit him next to the huge speaker, hed be out in a matter of porlly 2 mins

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Jun 15 2005 3:28PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
yah outside my dorm they were blasting for construction with dynamite for a month strait, it was horrible, the building shook and they had this warning horn that was just as bad,

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Jun 15 2005 6:26PM
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freestyle_kyle
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haha thats funny

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Jun 15 2005 6:35PM
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tBatt
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i hate smowplows casue they come around all night nad mad early in the morning waking mew up..and that means we still would have school :(


Jun 15 2005 6:41PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
ye i feel ya, my neighbors get mexicans every week and they like start at 7 and pisses me off. Its on the weekends to which is the worst part. During the school week im usually up by 7 so no problem. But them mexicans and them damn lawn mowers



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Jun 15 2005 6:46PM
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eheath
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ha, here in MT even if they dont plow we still have school, we got like a foot one time, still had school, our busses r hard core

whats up now bitch




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Jun 15 2005 7:44PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
SOMETIMES im glad im deaf as fuck, and then i can just take out my motherfucking hearing aids when i go to bed and not hear SHIT.





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Jun 15 2005 8:02PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
im very sensitive to noise at times like when im sleeping i hear everthing and it sucks

Jun 15 2005 10:13PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
My neighbor does that. But, i get up at 6:15 am for work anyway, so it isn't a factor much of the time.


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Jun 15 2005 10:16PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
i think he just did it to piss yyou off. so hire a hitman.

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Jun 15 2005 10:21PM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
that hitman shall be me, assuming he does it again tomorrow morning

"BASE jumping is the best sport ever evented. Everyone should go out and order "BAse Jumping Baffin Islands" with Shane and Miles. Rails on skies look like roller blading. It's fucking gay and you wanting to watch hours of that shit makes you fucking gay. It's like comparing figure skating to hockey. SOunds like we a a lot of figure skaters on this site."-sno-man
Jun 15 2005 10:48PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
nothing happened. thank god. i called her house and appologized to her answring machiene and said to call me back if they wanted to talk to me further. they never called back. but aparently this girl still wanted to have a relationship with me. fuck that shit. not after you stab me in the back like that.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
Jun 18 2005 5:44AM
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Leckett
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hahaha get used to it. our neighbors have been getting renovations to their kitchen for the past 2 months and every day i wake up to hammering and powertools

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Jun 18 2005 8:33AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
^ nooooo wonder ur always up at like 7:00 in the mourning, and then ur bitchin at me cuz i sleep in till like 12:30......stupid PMS BASTARD





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Jun 18 2005 2:55PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
i got woken up by my mom today at 8 and she comes in my room stands at the doorway for a minute, and says in a low voice
"this is unacceptable"
and walks out.
I am wondering 'what the fuck! I came home 30 min before curfew last night'
'what did i do this time?'
and thats when i rolled over and saw my half naked girlfriend lying next to me and i remembered why i came home early.

believe me, jackhammers in the morning waking you up are better than jackhammers at night that put you to sleep and make you forget to set the alarm.

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Jun 18 2005 3:28PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
by the way that is exactly what happened this morning and i still dont know what to say to them

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Jun 18 2005 3:32PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
wtf none of that even made sense. Who the fuck is stephanie clark, and why were you not wanting to hear from her parents?

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 18 2005 4:27PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
some fuckers were using chainsaws and yelling really loud at 4 in the morning right outside my room. some tree fell in the road from a storm we had. that shit pissed me off so bad.

Jun 18 2005 8:34PM
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