so a couple days ago i was bangn this girl, and her brother comes home with 3 of his friends. they were all in my grade, and i know them from hangn out with them a couple years ago, but they are kinda annoying and shit. so he knocks on the door, shit and i got my shorts on and hid behind the door. he saw me and it was just mad awkwardness. then his friends come walkn in, one kid says, "hey it stinks like sex in here". so just super awkward-ness.
Now to tonight. her parents were up at thier cottage, and so she calls me and i head over. we chill for a little bit and start bangn when its questionable when her mom would be home. but sometimes you make bad decisions, hey, it happens. so im bangn her, and she said, oh its 10:55, and when your already into it, stoping isnt an option, i wasnt gonna go home and jerk off tonight. so idk how much later, mabe 5-10 mins, she says she hears somethn. i tell her fuck it, then i hear the front door open. so i dive into her closet naked. she gets dressed before me and her mom asked why my car was there. so she said i was downstairs. they walk downstairs i get my shorts on, and they come back up so i dip into the closet again. and i cant find my shirt, so the girl walks in, and i fall out of the closet, and her mom was like, hes right there. so super mother fuckn awkwardness slapped me accross the face. so i gathered my shit that was scattered around the house, and left saying i was sorry if i caused trouble.
so i got caught twice in the same week, by the worste people. this shit is hilarious. im not gonna get caught by her dad though. but her mom said that she liked me after i left last night, which kinda sucks me into a relationship id rather not have.
thats todays story bitches
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