Becoming Blind. I dont know how i would ever cope with a completle loss of eye sight.
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Waking up to the site of myself being attacked by furry, stuffed, white bunny rabbits who are trying to eat me alive
seriously, prob. being blind cause it would be hard to ski, anything relativing to me not skiing, pre-season/ beginning of season injury.
did you know that more people are scared of public speaking than death? yup, heard that on a seinfeld episode. People are more afraid to talk in front of other people than they are of being shot in the ghetto or attacked by rabid wolves or a bear in yellowstone.
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
^you must have phobophobia....everyone here seems to have arachniphobia. Spiders don't bother me much....my biggest fears are being alone in the woods at night and you hear somthing huge movin around in the bushes and it jumps out and it's this big fuckin 800lb grizzly mauling you alive and eating your face off oooh god damn that scares the shit outta me.......and roller coasters. When I'm high off the ground and I'm not in control of my movement I get really scared.
I once fell head first into 6 feet of pow and couldn't get out of it cause it was really light on the bottom and hard at the top (the sun was crusting it over), my cuz pulled me out after what seemed like 5 minutes while I was hyperventilating, lol I'm stupid.
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5