i try to connect by using oldschool words he says that are funny. for example "niggerheads" are rocks that look like niggers heads that stick out of the ground when you ride dirtibike, all the oldschool guys would call them that ahahaha, wow how the times have changed.
vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
yup.... my mom over uses the word fuck.... and she says biatch.. the first time she ever said it i just wanted to shoot myself, she also says things like 'o quit trippin' (yea and we are white) and when we pass like a beat up car she will say 'someone needs to pimp his ride" yea... thats how cool my mom is....
Once I was in the park at my hill, and I was just about to go, and then my mom yells down at me and said "Ben, do a switch cab 540 to land fakie on the tranny". And after skiing, I ask her how her day was and she says that she only did three cork 7's.
...................... Trying is the first step towards failure
my dad is a nut. Instead of saying "skiing switch" he says "skiing wack". Its also pretty funny when he gets pissed cause he does the classic middle aged white guy thing where they go "GOD damn it" putting all the emphasis on GOD
My parents never use slang. Its kinda sad because it leaves this huge gap between us. They always look at me like im a retard when i use slang and i guess its mostly because they think im makeing up words and they just dont understand what i said.
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
my dad reall does think he is the coolest mother fucker in the world. he has like all younger friends most of which a couple years older than me and they'll come over and we'll be talking and he always tries to chime in with some cool slang. and he tries to talk about the park like everyone else does but he doesn't really get it. he'll say things like "that rail was sick today" and i have to say "dad, it's a rail it's like that pretty much every day"
My mom always says shit like, "hey stop doing that, or i will bomb on you" or "oooooo stop dissin on him" Always in the wrong teense though, the other day i walked and and was like "yo shotey, check out my fly new kicks" just acting stupid, and from the otehr room, she goes "I was bouts to get kick me some too" i was like mom your blowing it...
its really funny when you have to explain the meaning of slang to older people. i had to explain what bling was to my mom. she didny understand it a bit and now she says it all the time tis fuckng hilarious
yeah my moms like go do some of those 1080s n flips n stuff n she has no idea wut shes talkin about, one time i was talkin about gettin a new bike n my dad thought mine wasfine n i was like its not wut i need it for thon he goes wut do u need it for n my mom goes he needs to do all those1080s on it talkin about my bike i just toldher she had no idea wut she was talking about
breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
today i got home from football and i was hungry, so i was eating a lot. i said 'damn, i dunno why im so hungry, but im waxin!' my mom was like 'what, does that mean like, eat?' it was pretty damn funny
does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11
please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.