AAAAAARRGHHHHHH!!!! there are some of the fucking stupidest girls in my school!!! i hate them! In my College Am. Hist. class theres this one chick that... ahggghhh fuck! she started to cry during the patriot *in class* when the 14 yr old son got shot for charging the brits taking heath ledger. then we were watching a clip from 'We Were Soldiers' and some Vietcong bugler got shot up and shes all crying 'OH NO, don't shoot him he's just a little trumpeter.' she was totally serious. then today was the fuckin worst, she just went off on these gay little sidebars during peoples teaching projects. The worst part was today when someone was teaching us about the Gulf War and Dick Cheney comes up. again, totally serious: 'Why does he sound familiar?' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH! SHUT UP!!! the worst part about that is that she can vote next week! damnit, sorry for the rant.
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sounds familiar... there is this dumb girl in my ss class and whenever she heres about war or slaves, or anything she always goes eww.. or thats sad and stuff,when we talked bout the spanish inquisition, shes like 'they're mean' and ahhh, she is also like, whose colin(sp) powell, and shes in 'honors'(bull shit) ss in high school... ahh i know what you mean
oh... and we watched The Patriot last year, that was sooo bad, all she did was complain and made all this noises and comments, she wouldnt shut up and then she almost cried and stuff, and were all like its a damn movie
Ya there are 2 girls like that in my grade in the school I used to go to, there twins even, and there soo stupid, just take the girl your talking about and give her a twin sister, that is what we had to deal with.
okay, definetly dont blame it on blondness, because seriuosly, i think that the more people say it, the more blondes are going to think that they have to live up to the expectation that blondes are dumb. i mean, i can have my moments, but so can everbody else... and then when it comes to movies and stuff, i get totally freaked out. i can deal with the paranormal stuff, but not wiht the gross gory stuff, im definetly a baby when it comes to that, but seriously guys, dont hate over some body just because they dont like the gruesome stuff, there has to be some other valid reason, and i guess in this case, there is. but yeah, lol...
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a girl I worked with signed the customers mastercard receipt for them. and didn't realize she did anything wrong. I couldn't work for about half an hour because I was laughing too hard. girls are sappy when it comed to movies and the sensitive stuff. give em a break. not everyone can be a genious.
yeah in my school we had this gifted program thing and once i walked in and all the girls were making these dumbass 'can you? may you?' jokes.
like if u're like 'can I go to the washroom' they go 'i dunno, can you ...*nerdy girl laughs*' or if you say 'may I go to the washroom?' they go 'you can, but may you? *nerdy girl laughs*'
and this was senior year
That is hilarious switch, teachers at my school pull that shit all the time...There are some horrbily dumb girls, this one girl i know didint know where the roman colloseum was, like continent wise.
there a girl at my school who has asked questions in class like 'do sperm bite? is george washington still alive? who won the revelutionary war? can you parachute down to earth from the moon?' and so on. she a junior, and she asked the george washington one this fucking year! everyone in my class wants to kick her in the face.
the sad thing is the hottest girls im my school are the dumbest but i guess that could be a good thing. the only bad thing is when u try to hit on them it would be like hitting on an 8 year old because that thats how smart they are
supilot shes gonna stop being hot if u post that too much. but ne ways, i got a blonde girl in my spanish class thats dumb as shit, half the things that come out of her mouth are 'whaaa', but the thing that sets her apart is that she thinks shes some bad ass black person
I have a theory, its called the 'Boob Theory'. The Boob Theory states that boobs make people stupid and the larger the mass of boobs the stupider people are. notice big titted chicks are almost always really dumb? or how when you are around chicks, especailly ones with nice hooters you find yourself acting stupid? and here is the kicker, notice how when girls get into groups (very large consentration of boob to brain) that really stupid things seem to come from the general direction of the group? Its cause of the thee boobs, you dont even need to have em to be affected you just need to be near, scary huh?