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free2ski89
Posts: 51 - Karma: 16
ive een late to school like 4 times this past week and i decided to spend some time jsut chillin before i head off to class. So today i do the same thing and sign into the attendence office like 20 minutes late. Fortunately, i missed a quiz. UNFORTUNATELY, MY FUCKING TEACHER SENT A NOTE HOEM TO MY PARENTS SAYNIG I NEED TO BE ON TIME MORE. they emailed her back saying i wasnt 20 min late when they dropped me off, more like 5. am i fucked or what? any advice?

May 19 2005 4:46PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
your fucked...

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
May 19 2005 4:51PM
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skihillraod
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 45
your only reply should be " I was taking a dump" that is what I always said when I was missing.



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May 19 2005 4:52PM
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Bre_Rizzuto
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
just tell your parents wats up and that its not that big of a deal. your just late u didnt get arrested or nothing

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May 19 2005 4:52PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
thats a decent answer, no parent could give you shit with that one !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
May 19 2005 4:54PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
tell them you were out snorting a line, theyll think its a joke, then laugh, and it will break the tension :)

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May 19 2005 4:54PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
say you got real sad when your parents dropped you off so you went to the bathroom so your friends wouldnt see you crying
i always get sad when my parents leave

May 19 2005 6:17PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
hahahaha ..... ummm say that you didnt feel good or you were pukeing ....thats what i always say and it works

May 19 2005 6:51PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
go with the taking a dump story





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May 19 2005 9:02PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
go with a mix, you felt sick, you were taking a dump, you forgot your locker combination or something haha, or you got kidnapped by some black nig running around with an AK-47

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May 19 2005 9:05PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,314
i dont think ur fucked, ur parents might be perturbed but thats it

whats up now bitch




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May 19 2005 11:09PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
yea, say that you had to take a big dump

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May 19 2005 11:13PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
say a little of both, first you were crying so you went to bathroom to hide, then you realized you had to shit

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May 19 2005 11:20PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Oh my god, you were 20 minutes late for class!?!
Shit, leave town right now, you are SO SO SO FUCKED.

May 19 2005 11:28PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
my senior year i was late by 45 minutes on more than 10 occasions. nobody cared haha!!!

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May 19 2005 11:30PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
uh oh, you were late?? oh shit man. i tend to not go to class half the time anymore.

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May 20 2005 7:47AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
I don't get it... Everything seems to be so weird in the states... Like you can't throw a party in your own house, and it's a big deal if you come 20 minutes late for class? That happens to me like twice a week?

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May 20 2005 8:22AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
^yeah what the fuck my one teacher comes in late to a class half way through the day. and then yells at us for talking

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May 20 2005 8:24AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
you guys almost make me like my teachers...

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May 20 2005 8:28AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
^wtf

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May 20 2005 8:43AM
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ERIEcoastSKIER
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
thats a good pun i mean they cant give you shit for taking a dump

but that's just my opinion...
...and well, i know nothing
May 20 2005 3:42PM
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