happy birthday... now your one year older! happy birthday... your life still isnt over!
happy birthday... you did not accomplish much,
but you didnt die this year, i guess thats good enough!
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
happy b day sweet 16, well how sweet this is t-mack101, a party on NS woooo
'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
I'll tell you what's not funny – killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside… Good night, folks!