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Scariest thing ever

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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
http://ohio.esorn.net/ICWAgencySite.dll/OffenderDetails?OfndrID=62569

This is some sex offender who lives like 20 miles away from me.

May 16 2005 7:38PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
If I looked like that I would be a sex offender too. Poor guy.

May 16 2005 7:39PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
what the hell is that a real peson? Sick bastard.

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Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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May 16 2005 7:40PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
holy fucking shit, that would suck to get raped by him.



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 16 2005 7:41PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
You guys dont feel just a little bad for him? Cause thats the creepiest fucker I have ever seen and you dont have much of a choice when your butt ass ugly like this unfortunate fellow.

May 16 2005 7:43PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
he looks like some sort of elf that's been trapped in an evil wizard's dungeon under his evil spell

How ironic, he's blinded after a lifetime of enjoying being able to see
May 16 2005 7:47PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
what exactly is "gross sexual imposition"?

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please pardon the cacography
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May 16 2005 7:53PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
frankly with a guy like that, i don't want to know





No Props!
May 16 2005 8:16PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
haha there is NO fucking way thats his real face man, haha no wonder why he cant get any pussy w/out stealing it

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?' -JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
May 16 2005 8:31PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
thats scaring me shitless looking at him jesus hes ugly... thats y i dont believe that god loves all his creations

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty


May 16 2005 8:34PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
if its real, im sure its a product of incest. my dad actually explained it to me last night. within a family, genes are similar. and when people have kids, they get traits from both, and they try to balance out to normal. for instance, if the mom was a 8 for brains, and the dad was a 10, the kid would most likely be an 9, 8, or 10. so when two relative have kids, both the strenghts and weaknesses are compounded. like if both parents have beady eyes, (and are relatives) then kid has mondo beady eyes (think of that old show deliverence i think). incest is fucked up shit

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 16 2005 8:38PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
^that guy definatly didn't come from healthy parents, incest or not.





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May 16 2005 8:42PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
sorry fior that guy, but I was laughihg my ass off for about 4 minutes

A sex offender used to teach at my school, but he got arrested for molesting his 8 y/o step daughter. He jsut got out of jail 4 months ago and some of my classmates saw him at hooters

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
May 16 2005 8:56PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
that is so fake

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May 16 2005 8:57PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
yeah i can see some horrizontal line on his forhead wiht a diffenrt shade on each side. possibly fake but if not that is terrible.

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
May 16 2005 9:04PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
yeah thats totally fake. i wish i saved the pic they sent me in the mail once. this sex offender moved in like 10 miles or so from my house. and they sent me his mug shot and he was this huge fat messed up hair greasy ass guy. he was seriously wicked fucked up lookin.

May 16 2005 9:06PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
Fake. No one on this earth is created by god that ugly.

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May 16 2005 9:27PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
wow that guy is fucked up. i want to slap him with a brick

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May 16 2005 9:30PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
fuck you guys are fucking idiots! shame on you all....

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



May 16 2005 9:38PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
thats the ugliest thing i've ever seen. good god

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May 16 2005 9:44PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
haha he looks hilarious, n yeah it would really suck gettin raped by a guy lookin like him id jsut kill myself

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May 16 2005 9:44PM
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AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
i dont think he could get close enough 2 any 1 to even touch them

May 16 2005 10:04PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
I'm pretty sure its really because it is my county website.

May 16 2005 10:34PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
how could anyone get raped by that? shit if i saw someone like that 500 feet away from me i would go up to him ask who his parents where find them, and beat the shit out of them for having a kid like that. if i were that boys dad when he was born i would have shoved him right back up and asked for a new one

May 16 2005 10:40PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
fake

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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy
May 16 2005 10:46PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
haha... how old are you if your dad had to expain incest sexual intercourse that had to be very awkward... maybe he was dropping hints that you came from related parents

May 16 2005 10:57PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
dude just imagine what his penis looks like

May 16 2005 10:58PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
thirdly... where did you manage to dig this up?

May 16 2005 10:58PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I dare someone to beat off to that.

May 16 2005 11:00PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
he must be one sneaky bastard

May 16 2005 11:02PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
^ you are one sick fuck

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May 16 2005 11:02PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
oh shiiiit... y ohio, of all places

May 16 2005 11:03PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
for some reason i keep opening up that page just to laugh at that guy

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May 16 2005 11:08PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
hoe can he be sneaky, he probably smells, breaths loud as fuck, he cant see too well, look at his damn eyes, and the first person to see him would definetely say jesus fucking lord i thought id never see the day

May 16 2005 11:09PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
how else is he gunnaget close enough to anyone to rape em

May 16 2005 11:13PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ahhaha... 'eyes: blue'.
they should have wrote 'eyes:we can't tell'


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 16 2005 11:13PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
the man sorry, it obviously purchased a tranquilizer gun

May 16 2005 11:16PM
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norbastradamus
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
i would not like to c that dude at night, i would be scared shitless!!!

May 16 2005 11:38PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
holy shit...i couldnt even looka t his picture it burned my eyes. fuck he is ugly forget pity id shoothim if i ever saw him

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May 17 2005 4:59PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
or maybe youre an idiot or an asshole. im 15, and i asked why that one dude on deliverance looked like that. eveyone look out, someone with 144 posts tryin to look big.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 17 2005 5:03PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
ok, now that is messed the fuck up, how the hell did he make it to age 37, i figured someone would put him out of his misery. His eyes bulge out so much.

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May 17 2005 5:12PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
wow i think i might even be better lookin them that guy wow

May 17 2005 5:15PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
Holy shit , he lives in my Gparents town

Maumee Ohio

bhill

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May 17 2005 5:30PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
he should go on that reality show The Swan. thatd be very interesting, i might even watch that shit

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May 17 2005 6:30PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Since when are 5'7" people the same height as a lightswitch, and since when would you consider that shit caucasian?

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May 17 2005 6:40PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
^ because he is

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



May 17 2005 9:31PM
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sharkey
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
That is the perfect example as to why incest is WRONG!!!

May 17 2005 9:45PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
I would run for like 10 miles if i saw that guy



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 17 2005 9:45PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
omg.. i hope u didnt get taht letter, cuase i would be scared if i were u :(


May 17 2005 10:16PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
My friends found it one day in school while they were searching on the website for sex offenders that lived near us. It's kinda scary he lives like less than 20 min from me. I feel sorry for the guy.

May 17 2005 10:43PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
find him and sexually offend him and see how he likes it

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May 17 2005 10:46PM
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