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So today, my dad comes down while I'm on the computer and he says (and i quote) 'OK, I was just thinking to myself tossing around a tennis ball and I says to myself 'Self, who came up with the concept of the ball?' Something to ponder, or even better, something to answer if you know.
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It was me! I take all credit for inventing the ball. It all happened in the spring or 84. I was lmost a year old, and it just came to me. No need to thank me, well.... just a little bit would be ok. I get royalties anytime someone says the word ball. thanks for supporting me!
helmets will not save you from smacked bottoms or stupidity!
i invented the question mark, the bag, and the ugly stick
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
im a hobum.
i invented the snowboard in the early 80s, that bastard burton just stole the idea from me cause he was alive.
Screw the ball, the box is where its at
Markers don't suck!
Damn straight, things are happenin' in the midwest!
its about the triangles
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)
'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
yea exactly fuck boxes, get it, u know....ah nevermind
i like to fuck the box
'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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