Newschoolers used to crash all the time. I think you should deliberately fuck it up for a couple days just to let everyone know what it used to be like; when you were jonesing for a newschoolers fix and it would be down for a week or two. Kids these days have it too good. They might even have to go consult Telejibbers guide to surviving without Newschoolers.
We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!