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I shall harvest human organs

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EastCoastPride
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and use the proceeds to purchase a small cambodian hamlet in which i can develop my nuclear program. my profits should more than triple in ten days' time. we should have our own atomic weapon by the end of april. i'll keep you posted.


-teddy
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May 3 2005 11:17PM
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skodeo7
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boobs are cool

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May 3 2005 11:18PM
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(Jonesy)
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let me know if you need some stem cells, i'll go knock up a bunch of slutty girls, and abort their feti myself, then give them to you.

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May 3 2005 11:19PM
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tandan83
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lets take over france and ski their hills...oh wait, we dont need a bomb to do that. i'll just go do it after class tomorrow



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May 3 2005 11:20PM
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Develop
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hmm...i don't know about the tripling of profits in only ten days time. let me see some financial statements first.

May 3 2005 11:56PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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you mentioned something about "cyanide the eastern seaboard"





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May 4 2005 12:11AM
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Anathema
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by the end of april... it's may. does that mean no warheads for the children?


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 4 2005 12:13AM
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EastCoastPride
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april 2006, dummy.


-teddy
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May 4 2005 12:16AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
if i die in a heinous skiing accident, you can have all my organs

-L o g a n ~{*NWFT*}~
May 4 2005 12:51AM
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MissMontana
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^ditto. if i die in general you can have my organs though. that includes crazy AP art portfolio stress induced suicide.
if i dont die, will you name a conquered island after me?
also i didnt really pay attention to what you were saying. sorry if this has nothing to do with anything.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
May 4 2005 1:08AM
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Anathema
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pfffff, we can't wait that long. we want to blow shit up now.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 4 2005 1:11AM
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destroy
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^he has a point.

if i sacrifice myself and donate my organs now for the sake of blowing shit up, can you make the bomb quicker?

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May 4 2005 1:14AM
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katesd
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you can have my spleen for twenty dollars.


-katie
May 4 2005 1:19AM
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destroy
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where's your generosity? im going to give him all my organs RIGHT NOW if it will expedite the bomb creation process. all for the sake of blowing shit up. and you're trying to sell your spleen... weak

-L o g a n ~{*NWFT*}~
May 4 2005 1:27AM
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Kevo
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Do you want to go in on the purchase of and island with me? We can declare it an independant nation and shoot passing merchant ships if they don't pay us protection money.




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May 4 2005 2:24AM
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katesd
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The spleen is a very valuable organ. Twenty dollars is a great deal. that's in Canadian currency by the way. what's that now... 5 American?


-katie
May 4 2005 2:37AM
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sli_sloth
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yes indeed boobs are cool

May 4 2005 6:20AM
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asac
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you can have my kidneys, and a testical or 2 if you want.

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May 4 2005 6:46AM
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EastCoastPride
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OKAY due to popular demand, the schedule for bomb production has been pushed up to next friday instead.


-teddy
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May 4 2005 6:55AM
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Bangor
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evil geneiouses hard at work. i love it!

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May 4 2005 10:07AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
friday the 13th? wut r u sum kinda goth satan worshipin freak??? u r so weird! omg lol wtf!





-Lauren
May 4 2005 2:00PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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You already have my heart Teddy...



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May 4 2005 3:36PM
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sconniestyle
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i have an organ id like to give you. all in the name of science, of course...



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May 5 2005 10:50AM
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FASTPACE
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ill give you a lugng for a couple thousand

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May 5 2005 10:53AM
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FASTPACE
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its shot anyways

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
May 5 2005 10:54AM
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Annabelle
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"We can declare it an independant nation and shoot passing merchant ships if they don't pay us protection money."

ahhahahah YES!

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May 5 2005 11:33AM
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katesd
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^ nice sig, monty python's the shit


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May 5 2005 11:34AM
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Lé.Skiing
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if i hadan indipendent country, i would call it the land of the weeee.

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May 5 2005 12:10PM
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EastCoastPride
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but a hamlet is not an island. so all this bullshit talk about an island is useless. let's be realistic. an island is out of the question.


-teddy
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May 5 2005 7:27PM
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tricksterboardin
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what can you attack from a hamlet then?
is it even big enough to have a bomb launcher thingamagig. you should think that part through

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May 5 2005 7:58PM
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General_Shredgnar
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YES! If you think about it an atomic bomb is EXACTLY what freeskiing needs! We can now negotiate with the goverment to drain money from their military budget to put towards ski hills and parks! We can finally get a good ski game in like a month! Then we will ally with switzerland and then were good!!! THANK YOU! MY LIVER IS YOURS!


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May 5 2005 8:05PM
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KillerMonkey
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We can call the island SKEEZY and have a huge mountain there thats only a terrain park on one side and a huge powder bowl on the other side, At the top of the mountain we can have the super cannon. SOUNDS GOOD

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May 5 2005 8:07PM
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~Cork_1080~
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good luck

May 5 2005 8:58PM
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evilninja
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well, forced labor(aka slavery) is fairly inexpensive ,saving you money.

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May 5 2005 9:01PM
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prophet
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you can have my island. its got ferry service and everything. its getting pretty gay here, lots of lexus-driving lawyers and shit. who said washington should become california. anyway, it's a nice little liberal haven so you won't meet much resistance... unless the very large military bases in bremerton or bangor or tacoma decide to step in...

May 5 2005 9:47PM
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mk2
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i saw we take some of the islands off of alsaska and then drain the sea to amke the under sea mountain bigger its the ultimate plan

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May 5 2005 11:18PM
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jibtastic
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like omgish omg dang omg you can like have my eyeball organ. like, if you want to see my eyeball organ, you can totally check out my myspace like okay omgish omgish.

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May 5 2005 11:48PM
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switchskier88
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ill donate my arms if i can have a bomb, or at least dictate where one is launched

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May 6 2005 4:49AM
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mk2
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say

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May 6 2005 6:50AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I will be your queen.

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May 6 2005 6:51AM
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