well you see i have a bitch of an ex-girlfriend. she owes me $53 and refuses to pay me, and denies ever borrowing money. also she is just a total bitch, so in return i want to do something nice for her. my first idea was to shit in a bucket for 10 days. mix it with water and stir it up. break out all the windows of her car with rocks and pour the liquid shit all over her seats and let it seep into the interior. my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up. let me know what you guys think, or any other ideas you might have.
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