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HOW TO GET BACK AT A BITCH OF AN EX-GIRLFRIEND
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well you see i have a bitch of an ex-girlfriend. she owes me $53 and refuses to pay me, and denies ever borrowing money. also she is just a total bitch, so in return i want to do something nice for her. my first idea was to shit in a bucket for 10 days. mix it with water and stir it up. break out all the windows of her car with rocks and pour the liquid shit all over her seats and let it seep into the interior. my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up. let me know what you guys think, or any other ideas you might have.
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fill a squirt gun with luiquified feces, go to her job and spray the shit out of her.
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either one works
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can you imagine getting sprayed in the face with poop...thats so nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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HAHA..... so harsh man. it was funny, then you ended it with "go into depression, and kill herself." but looks like people want you to screw her mom/sister/best friend and tape it....
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son you gotta do it in a classy way man. and all this over 53 bucks? fuck her in the ass or some shit haha
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K, so:
1) You are NEVER gonna hook up with her mom. It's impossible, that only happens on tv cuz they are a bunch of uneducated horny fucks like the people on this website.
2) You are NEVER gonna have sex with her again, cuz she dumped you for a reason.
3) You are NEVER gonna hook up with any of her close friends, UNLESS she doesn't give a shit what you do and therefore grants her friends permission to date you. In which case you aren't getting revenge.
4) Don't break shit. It will be ovious that it was you cuz you two just broke up and she owes you 53$ (this is called a motive) and you'll get busted and it will cost WAY more than 53$.
So your best bet... wait a few years, then get her when she least expects it. Slash tires or do the poop thing. Since it will have blown over by then and she wil have dumped countless other dudes who will be pissed at her, you won't even be a suspect!
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Pour a gallon of milk in the heater core of her car every time she turns the heat on after word it will smell like rancid milk
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^ How about I pound an ounce of it into your asshole to make you shut up?
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Have sex with her mother, in your ex's bed
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if you really wana be mean, sneek into her house when no one is there, then find her tampons, masterbate to the photos on her desk, then poke little slits at the end of the tampons and cum evenly on all of them. then wait until she stops coming to school for a week and you know everything worked out
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"So your best bet... wait a few years, then get her when she least expects it. Slash tires or do the poop thing. Since it will have blown over by then and she wil have dumped countless other dudes who will be pissed at her, you won't even be a suspect!"
^ i changed my mind...thats the best wver! but only like half a year later
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do it now let us know what happens!
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okay well for all of you people that want me to have sex with her... not going to happen. rape is the only way, and i don't want that stinky ass loose twat again.
for all of you people that think i am pissed off about the $53 dollars.. the fucking bitch FUCKED some other guy while we were still going out. yes, that's right. she cheated on me. i am going to blow her the fuck up...
it's not really all that much hate, and i really could care less, but it would make me feel the hell of a lot better about myself.
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^ what i meant was the $53 isn't the only reason i am pissed.
and skibum140 is a bitch hahaha.
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ah well fuck it like some dude said before. wait a bit till this shit cools down then do something. and you will get away with it.
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it's been cooled down. i haven't said a word to her in 6 months. i'm just thinking now is the time to do something.
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dude! then do some shit 6 months is more than enough. yo man what you waiting for i thought this shit just happend mang you gotta specify
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no dude i haven't teven spoken to her, or had any contact with her in a looooooooong time.
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Use a super soaker, like a super soaker 100,000 with 10 tanks and the specialized nozzle were you can have a fine mist, medium power, or hose.
Don't do it when shes at work, spray her when shes on a date with her new boyfriend or whatever. Or do it when shes at school, or going into the school. Liek be a sniper from the roof and spray that shit all over her, and if your up high, you might as well pour some more shit on her with a bucket.
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so fucking take a shit and mix that shit in spoiled milk load it into a suuper soakcer and fuckin break into her car and spread that shit all over the place.actually nah man thatd be dick
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a friend told me to get a super soaker, and fill it with a mixture of cum and water. pull up to her at a stop light, roll down my window, and douse her is seamen infested water.
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get her drunk, then do her up the ass without lube, rip her sphincter, then run.
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why run?
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i wouldn't want to get shat on, i don't know what kind of kinky shit you're into (ecxcuse the pun)
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i was the other guy
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i got that shit from someone that posted before mang.
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are you fucking serious?
holy shit son
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hahaha lame idea but i rember doing it in like 4th grade to some neighbors, get a universal remote and do it to her tv and shit or just throw feces at her bedroom window.
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no i wasn't serious. otherwise i would have it too.
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break into her house steal abunch o stuff and sell it to people at your school
dont get it twisted
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how about u sneak into her house at night while shes sleepin and start jerkin it over her face so all your cum goes into her mouth
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id say stuff her exhaust pipe with alot of stuff like potatos, poop, and other fruit and stuff then it will fuck her car up when she trys to start it.
or put this stuff called thermite on the hood of her car then light it and it will burn through all the way to the pavement.
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i thought about putting a bomb under her parents bed and blow them to hell while they are sleeping.
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a bunch of seniors that go to my school tried to get back at the one kids ex girl friend and put stuff all over her car like syrup and milk and all this random stuff and it messed up the cars paint and her dad was real mad and found out who did it and filed reports on em and they all got fined the cost of new paint and fines from the cops and every thing and the girl wasnt even that mad, her dad was the one mad. so i say you get her where its accually gonna make her mad, unless she really likes her car then go for it.
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man you are twisted...
i think it might piss her off tho.
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well she oculda gotten after shw was with you
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oh, i got it, so long as she has a car though...
so what you gotta do is break her exhaust system, make sure that it doesnt vent out the back, but that it vents directly up into the car, she'll die from carbon monoxide poisoning in no time!
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PHOTOSHOP, create pictures of her having sex with celebrities or guys at school and post that all over your school, staying anonymous. Humiliation for satisfaction!
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Yo man, just tell her that she doesn't have to pay you and be all nice to her and shit and try to get with her again. Set up a camera, and as you're doing her from behind.. film it. Post it EVERYWHERE and you're set.
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mix lsd in here food and film here
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that is kinda weird
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hahahah, do her best freind is the only option here.
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best advice yet! i love it.
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^that looks far too much like murder or suicide, my way is far more subtle, with just as nice an outcome, except that while she's driving, if she doesnt die from the carbon monoxide, she'll die from passing out and crashing then she'll die in the ensuing hellfire
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