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If u could give ur self a bj....
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would u do it?
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WE GONNA ROCK THIS MUTHA FUCKER LIKE 3 THE HARD WAY
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i can't believe some people are actually considering this. get a girlfriend, that's what they're for.
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
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AHAHAHA Where the fuck is NS headed?
"Plus I saw Nick (Calskierx) throw the sickest Rodeo 7 off a natural hit this year on them. He did brake his full face helmet though".....Skimasterflex
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wtf. just halarious
we have the power to change the evil in the world. stand up and fight the obstacles between reality and your dreams. we can make a difference. all we need to do is stand together, and like a tidal wave splinters a dike, we will destroy what stands in our way
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hahaha im in the libary and im laughing out loud people are looking at me like im retarded
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since most of us are straight here and do enjoy getting a nice suck job. most men would in fact do it themselves if they could. all your 13 year old fat loser kids who have only seen your mommies boobies will definetly do it if they could
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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"I would probably give it a try. I've tried really hard and never really got closer than an inch or a half away"
Hahaha, that was hilarious... and the kids afraid of getting a mouthful... funniest thread in a long time...
And of course we'd all do it. You'll pretty much do anything when you're horny like walk around and smack your dank off a bannister or grind it into your bed.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Smack your dank off a banister! AHAHAHHAHA! I love it! and if could I would, who wouldn't enjoy getting head whenever they wanted?
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
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fuck no, I could not even think about having a dick...any dick in my mouth
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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
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I can, but I don't do it. Just tried it once!
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HotShots Represent
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what the fuck.
you people are fucking crazy.
A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
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i'd do it....like that you dont really have to surf for porn eitehr....
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Rider for 7-Fold
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fuck no, I could not even think about having a dick.
-katie
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yeah I could have worded that a little better
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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
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Depending on how it felt.
i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
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holy shit i cant believe this thread.
are you kids fucking SERIOUS. SUCKING YOURE OWN DICK. HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THIS THREAD? what the FUCK is going on with kids today? holy shit i dont know whats going on anymore.
A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
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^ your too busy sucking your own dick
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chill
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if i could give myself head i definitly wouldnt be on the computer right now.
if you could suck your own dick, do you think youd be good at it? im sure i could get at least 3-4 inches in my mouth.
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i would only do it if i was able to deepthroat myself. youd be able to everything to if you could i mean you can be sucing you own wang, take your left hand and massage your nuts and with your right hand you could rub down that little rosebud
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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hahahahahha thats so wrong
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if i could do it i would probably do it like once and thats it
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WE GONNA ROCK THIS MUTHA FUCKER LIKE 3 THE HARD WAY
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^ sure and what if you really got off on it ???
GET UP FROM YOU COMPUTORS AND CATCH SOME AIR, GRIND A FEW RAILS, RIDE A PIPE OR JUST DO A FEW RUNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
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i think i would. What have you got to lose.
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?
who else but Lat^
*NS Skateboarders*
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hahha youd have everything to lose if people found out about it
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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^ya like everybody know you jerk off too eh !!!
GET UP FROM YOU COMPUTORS AND CATCH SOME AIR, GRIND A FEW RAILS, RIDE A PIPE OR JUST DO A FEW RUNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
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so 15000 gets you a ?? meh
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?
who else but Lat^
*NS Skateboarders*
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any dick in your mouth probably tastes bad, and no I would not ever try it, I'd just find it disgusting, like eating insects or something. But people that said yes, consider the fact that apparently 10% of the people are gay(nothing wrong with it and im not calling you gay), so you might be bi or gay, or just really permanently extremely horny.
Gravity sucks
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
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ever pout your finger in your mouth?
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definately
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
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yet you expect girls to jump at the chance.
-katie
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^ absolutely
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Justin
reppin' the dfp
keep it real.
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^^well exactly, and it is different, its more pleasurable im sure, and the girl wants to make the guy happy...
Gravity sucks
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
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silly hypocrites...
-katie
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well, just so you know, penis' don't really taste like anything. it's like sucking on your thumb or whatever. unless you have swamp penis or never bathe i guess. but yeah penis doesn't taste like anything. but semen isn't very good.
-Lauren
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^Yeah she's right.
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RIP D.C.C. 12-18-04
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I like how you know
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HAHAHAH ohh man this is so good
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I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
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naw ive been told mine tastes like peaches and cream, sometimes even cherry delight.
A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
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no, u would be gay if u did
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- BOGART!!!!!!!!
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i can do it... its called flexibility... i dont but i can easily strech my head to the ground with my legs flat. football got me flexible. i can also stand and pull my head between my legs and look behind me with my legs straight and locked
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