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y u need to go see jackass.

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GrippinGs
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1.- u little hotwheels cars stuck up your ass.
2.- u like jackasses dressed up in panda bear suits running around Tokyo.
3.- u want to see a baby alligator bite Johnny Knoxvilles tit.
4.- u want to laugh ur ass off.

all i can say is don't but a drink or any food because u won't have enuff time to eat/drink it cuz u'll be laughing the whole time.
Oct 25 2002 9:45PM
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GrippinGs
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wow there r lots of typos in that
Oct 25 2002 9:49PM
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jono
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err i wanna see it, but stupid welfare theatre isnt gonna show it
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Oct 25 2002 10:02PM
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off-axis
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I'm going to go to that movie in less than 3 hours.

Western Militia for sure
Oct 25 2002 10:14PM
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MadTrixter
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i don't wanna see them flip the golf carts, that makes my arm hurt


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Oct 25 2002 11:30PM
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andyrightcoast
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Why you dont need to see jackass... everything was rehashed from the TV Series and the CKY movies... Male nudity (and way too much of it). Steve-o shooting bottle rockets out of his ass, where the bottle rocket is tied to the other guys dick. which is just completely homosexual in my opinion. Oh yeah, and the whole anal lube/car insertion thing... thats just rediculous.

So in conclusion, if you are gay, and enjoy seeing naked men stick things up their ass... you will like this movie.

If you have seen CKY, CKY2k, or CKY3... then nothing will be new.


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Oct 25 2002 11:33PM
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lizziebeth
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yah i saw it this afternoon and thoroughly enjoyed it. laughed my ass off. however, i was disappointed that bam didn't have very many stunts because most of the ideas were from CKY vids. i love that kid. he's hilarious.

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Oct 26 2002 12:15AM
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Maximumsushi
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It was still fucking hilarious. Most stuff was pretty funny. Night Panda isn't nearly as good as night monkey.
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Oct 26 2002 12:31AM
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tremblantripper
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no way, when bam set the fireworks off in his parents room, then in phils car, that was the shit



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Oct 26 2002 1:01AM
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lineskier321
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that is the most ive laughed in a long time. the firework thing was real funny

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Oct 26 2002 1:02AM
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lizziebeth
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no, the part where bam's mom was freaking out about the alligator was the funniest. she said fuck, too! hahaa, good stuff...

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Oct 26 2002 1:15AM
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tremblantripper
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hahahahha yeah she totally spazzed



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Oct 26 2002 1:20AM
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Dfresh
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ddue it was fuckin awesome, check out cky4 whcih is out around christmas, haggard?
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
Oct 26 2002 1:29AM
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Dfresh
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at least i think so
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
Oct 26 2002 1:29AM
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schmuck
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saw it tonight, and the best part is when the dude takes a shit in one of the display toilets in a hardware store. Pure comedic genius.



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Oct 26 2002 2:43AM
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craigcski
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the first half was good, but it was way to long. believe it or not i fell asleep at the end.

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Oct 26 2002 2:57AM
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Maximumsushi
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Haggard isn't CKY4 it's a movie with a plot by the CKY gang.

'CKY4' is called Take 3. It's the same old CKY formula and should be awesome.
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Oct 26 2002 9:29AM
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GrippinGs
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one of the best things was the wedgy bungee
Oct 26 2002 1:49PM
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1080chick
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i wanna see it really bad...i think i'll go w/ a bunch o my craazie friends
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Oct 26 2002 3:08PM
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johnnypsunami
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omg when knoxville and margera were fucking blowing that horn at the golf course and all those old ppl were getting all pissed off at them, and then that one fucker tess up a baLL AND FUCKING RIPS ONE RIGHT AT THEM AND THEY BLOW the horn, omg thats the funniest thing ever.

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 26 2002 4:03PM
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bkelly
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thats the funniest movie ive seen in a long time. i think i laughed pretty well the whole time. when he ate that piss cone, that was grose shit.
Oct 26 2002 4:46PM
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l_KeViN_l
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I'm going to see it in like 3 hours!!!


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Oct 26 2002 5:26PM
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tremblantripper
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when the alligator eats the meat out of stevos ass is ridiculous, or off-road tatooing was crazy hahahah



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Oct 26 2002 5:29PM
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GLSurf
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Damn I just read the reivew in the paper and now I want to see it even more. It was this 50 year guy who was disgusted with the whole movie. He talks about how imature it was and he talks about 'how they launch pyrotechnical devices off the male sex organ.' HAHA, the Jackass gang pissed off the old people, again! Can't wait to see it tonight!
Oct 26 2002 6:08PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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As long as there's not too much poo or cock, I'm good.



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Oct 26 2002 7:10PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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for some people there can never be too much cock and poo.
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Oct 26 2002 7:50PM
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Dspin900
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we went, but the movie theatre was gay ass bitches....so we're trying later
Oct 26 2002 9:55PM
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lizziebeth
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woah, nice icon.
there's a lot of cocks and asses in this movie.
yah when we went we were IDd three times.

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Oct 27 2002 12:46AM
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SUpilot
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yeah i saw it last night...it was so funny. i loved it and my stomach is sore from laughing so hard.
Oct 27 2002 1:13AM
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sirjibsalot
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man the movie sounds sick...i wanna see it so bad...
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Oct 27 2002 1:43AM
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i_am_retarded
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i NEEEEEED to see it! i think i'm going today

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Oct 27 2002 10:53AM
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BSninja86
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I've already seen it twice, its the funneist god damn movie ever. I was laughing throughout the whole thing. If you havent seen it, go see it now. The only problem is there was way too much male ass. Other than that it kicked ass. I cant wait for it to come out on dvd with all the extra shit.

Oh yeah, whoever said they fell asleep because it was too long, its only like an hour and a half. Thats nothing compared to some movies these days.



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Oct 27 2002 11:28AM
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green
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they stole my fucking bit! i air horned golfers for the whole summer! they were much funnier about it though, being in the woods and everything. we did drive bys
Oct 27 2002 12:24PM
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Diabhal
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Y not to see jackass...

IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY YOU'LL HURT FROM LAUGHING AFTER IT!
'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?
-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?
Oct 27 2002 2:33PM
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Line1260
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yeah, dont see it if youre a homophobe, like lineskieastcoast seems to be


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Oct 27 2002 4:40PM
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Line1260
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and also, there was a lot of stuff that wasnt in any cky movie


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 27 2002 5:36PM
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andyrightcoast
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how is not wanting to see men naked being a homophobe... you're such an idiot.


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Oct 27 2002 6:05PM
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MadTrixter
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sorry andy..i agree, if you're confident with your sexuality you would not be afraid of seeing men naked as long as it's all in good fun


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Oct 27 2002 6:08PM
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andyrightcoast
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ok, wait... so let me get this straight... if you like seeing naked men, you're not gay... so by that reasoning, then gay people arent gay... man, your logic is flawed.


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Oct 27 2002 6:10PM
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MadTrixter
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i never said you had to like it, but if you're secure enough with your sexuality it wouldn't stop you from seeing the funniest movie of the year. and your analogy isn't right, because gay men not only enjoy looking at naked men, but the like to have butt sex with them. that is what makes them gay


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Oct 27 2002 6:20PM
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Line1260
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it doesnt turn me on, its just humorous to me


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 27 2002 6:46PM
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andyrightcoast
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It wasnt funny, I admit, ther were some humorous parts, but seriously, that shit gets so old, and there were a lot of people that agreed with me, in fact, some people demanded their money back and shit

That movie is horrible, its funny to like 14 year olds, but thats about it.


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Oct 27 2002 6:57PM
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Line1260
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its all a matter of opinion i suppose


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 27 2002 7:04PM
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Maximumsushi
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Everyone was laughing really hard in the theatre I was in. Even a 60+ couple. Everyone seemed to enjoy the movie.

Seeing a guy's junk doesn't really offend me too much. Like said before, its all in good fun. But I guess I can see how some may find it offensive. Things like that are appearing more and more in today's society, get used to it. It's not gonna come out of the screen and jizz on you.
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Oct 27 2002 7:08PM
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Detective
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When I was a kid I pissed in a display toilet in a hardware store.
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Oct 27 2002 7:20PM
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quebecfreestyler
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nice jon, nice...

I'm heterosexual fo sure, even tougth dave dont want me to be.. and i agree with andy, too much male nudity is not even fun. Seeing guys naked is not pissing me off, but I'm far from enjoying it.

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Oct 27 2002 7:28PM
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Maximumsushi
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I drank Javex water and puked all over some sinks when I was 6
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Oct 27 2002 7:28PM
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Line1260
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yeah, there was a couple of people thre that had to be over 60


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 27 2002 7:33PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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everything is funnier naked.
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Oct 27 2002 8:07PM
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lizziebeth
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everything is funnier stoned.

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Oct 27 2002 8:17PM
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*Neil
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i was about to see it but i spent my last 40bucks to buy the playground.. nooooo


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