1.- u little hotwheels cars stuck up your ass.
2.- u like jackasses dressed up in panda bear suits running around Tokyo.
3.- u want to see a baby alligator bite Johnny Knoxvilles tit.
4.- u want to laugh ur ass off.
all i can say is don't but a drink or any food because u won't have enuff time to eat/drink it cuz u'll be laughing the whole time.