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Nissan Troopers

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Powerade
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Does anyone else agree that this is the ugliest SUV ever made?

Apr 26 2005 3:48PM
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skogenjake
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yes completely. the make the aztec look like a benz.



pretty sick
Apr 26 2005 4:00PM
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Skipig25
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it is pretty bad

Subaru Baja's are gay too. Suck as a car, suck as a SUV, suck as a pickup. They just suck allaround

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Apr 26 2005 5:18PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea theyre sooo gross eww lol especially since nissan doesnt even fuckin make a car called a trooper

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Apr 26 2005 5:52PM
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skogenjake
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i think you know the thing he means. i do. its that weird ass aztec looking thing with the huge back 1/2. its tall. its stupid. i hate it.



pretty sick
Apr 26 2005 5:56PM
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mk2
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yeah its an isuzu

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Apr 26 2005 5:56PM
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skogenjake
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no those are sexy as hell. there is this new beast made by either saturn or pontiac...



pretty sick
Apr 26 2005 5:57PM
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Skipig25
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I don't know who makes it, but I know what you're talking about

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Apr 26 2005 6:17PM
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MacMahoooon
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well dont be hatin on nissan since you dont even know what your talking about


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Apr 26 2005 7:35PM
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alpineplease
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yea i have one. its funny how on those crash test things, the troopers dummy had both his metal legs broke off after one crash. and its izusu

I was one of the best sand-castle makers in all the playground...i figure these skills should translate into some very "interesting" features.
Apr 26 2005 7:37PM
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skogenjake
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ok obviously its not the isuzu were talking about. the last posts said that. its the saturn or pontaic thing. you'll see it driving around soon enough. its impossible to miss. its so retarded


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Apr 26 2005 10:27PM
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Kevo
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Isuzu def made a car called a trooper.




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Apr 26 2005 11:37PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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Nah, its all about the t2b from Scion. I hope they go through with it.

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So cool. Twenty inch wheels, zipper in the steering wheel, for STORAGE. I'd buy one so fast.

Apr 26 2005 11:49PM
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Kevo
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Fuck Scion. They are all peices of shit. Why would you want to drive anything that looks like it's been "pimped" on MTV except that it is just a bunch of shitty plastic and a lawnmower engine on ten inch rims? I hate Scions.




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To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
Apr 26 2005 11:51PM
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chowbox
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The Trooper Sucks!

Apr 27 2005 4:29AM
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LINEskier03
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hey pal /\ you suck. The trooper is an exceptional vehicle and is my current mode of transportation. Its unique design was revolutionary back in the day, and is pretty much the basis of all modern SUV's. So why don't you read up and shut the fuck up because you are trashing a king. Bitch.



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Apr 27 2005 2:13PM
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skogenjake
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obivously by now you should have realized HE MESSED UP THE MAKER. ITS NOT ISUZU. ITS A NEW PONTIAC OR SATURN. you'll know it when you see it.


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Apr 27 2005 11:33PM
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ViperSki
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my first car was an 89 trooper. that thing has over 250k miles on it and has survived a few accidents. it still gets me to the mountains in the summer. there is a reason they call it the trooper and its not just becuase they liked the name


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Apr 28 2005 12:10PM
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d-loc
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i bet you get excellent gas milage too with that sweet car huh?

yeah back down when yuo got me rolling 40 miles/gal BITCHES

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Apr 28 2005 12:18PM
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DANETRON
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ya pimp my ride is a fucking gay show. that shows for stupid teeny boping bitches. all the shit they put in is untasteful. all they do is cram on gay looking rims and says it 'pimped', they dont even touch the engine. and they use fucking bondo to fix every thing. no one that knows any thing about cars would ever do any of the shit that they do to cars. if i ever see one of those cars in gonna fuck it up and rob it.

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Apr 28 2005 12:27PM
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