Yup, I was out driving with a friend on some dirt roads for the first time, and, like an idiot, I took a corner too fast, started sliding it out, over-corrected, and long story short, landed in a ditch after two full fips. This happens to be no normal ditch mind you, its a full four feet down from the road and the path to get there is pretty damn chunky. Anyway, I managed to mutilate the roof, crack every window, smash 3 completely out, wreck one side so bad that you cant open the doors without lots of effort, knock a tire off its rim, and make the entire front of the car break away from the hood. Oh, even my spare tire went broke out from inside the car and we found it about 15 feet away. My friend and I walked away with only a single scratch each, mine on my shoulder and his on his ear.
Moral to the story is either buy a Jeep Cherokee, a car that withstood some burly flips on some burly terrain with remarkable integrity, or just wear your damn seatbelt. Actually, just always do the latter considering as how badly your fucked if you roll without one.
Props to Robert (fourdskate), my passenger, for being such a damn "soldier", and Schuyler, who was driving his truck with us, for getting out of his Tacoma, seeing us standing there and my Jeep in the ditch, and the first thing he says is "Well the story is going to be...".
'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)
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