alright so we've all cried about something that was beyond stupid so lets hear em. i remember when i was like 5 or 6 we were on our way back from wonderland and we stopped at a burger king and i had this nice big yellow balloon that i had grown to love from our departure. so we get to burger and it was mad windy that day and as both back doors were opened the wind sucked my balloon from my tiny little hands and carried it into a field. so i took off after it hoping i would catch it but mother nature seemed to be too powerful for a 6 year old but i kept running but it was still getting farther. after about 150 feet or so a wire fence stood in the way of the almighty hovering balloon not just any balloon but my big yellow balloon. the balloon hit the fence and popped like a 10 year old girls cherry and i started to fucken cry like a little fucken turd. i look back at that day and think. what the fuck was i thinking crying over a damn balloon?
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
My time is winding down.............just wait for it