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CTripper
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i know there have been a lot of posts about this, but does anyone know where i can get those detox things for drug testing? or what are good ways to clear your system? my mom just told me she was going to start testing me.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 23 2002 11:50AM
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lizziebeth
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if you take niacin about an hour before the test you will pass. it's a metabolism drug that makes your skin turn red and burn but you'll pass. also, www.urineluck.com and www.hightimes.com has detox info.

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Oct 23 2002 12:13PM
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CTripper
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well i just got arrested for smoking, but the court just dismissed my case. a probation officer recomended to my mom that she should test me.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 23 2002 12:33PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
are there stores where i can get something?
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 23 2002 12:42PM
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Bawb
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You should get high on Noradrenaline, Adrenaline and Cortisol instead.

Tell your mum to take you to sky diving school and I promise it'll be the only high you ever want after that
Oct 23 2002 12:55PM
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jizack
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yeah or just start doing blow. its water soluble you just drink a ass load of water and you can get that shit out of your system in a day.



fuk that
Oct 23 2002 1:15PM
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i_am_retarded
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hahahaha, that's sooo harsh tat your parents are going ot test you. that's whack. i'll kick my mom in the box harder than.. uhh.. something that kicks really hard.. like a donkey or something... yes, a donkey will do just fine.

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Oct 23 2002 1:19PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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that's fucked up about your rents, i have heard of parents threatening to test before, but i don't know one that goes through with it. I am pretty sure the tests are fucking expensive, starting at like 75-100 usd for cheap ones that don't really work.
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Oct 23 2002 2:44PM
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dspin7x
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they always sell detox at head shops, find one of those around you
Oct 23 2002 3:07PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
she said she was going to have the doctor do a test every 6 months, but the doctors office is an hour away so ill barely go. i just want to clean my system whenever i have to. do those detox pills work good? i think im gonna hend up going to a head shop.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 23 2002 4:27PM
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jizack
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weed is fat soluble, all those detox things do is bascially cover up the drugs in your system, its not like you take it and then you are clean it only lasts for a few hours. so as soon as you take it you only have a short time frame to take your test if you want it to come back negative fordrugs. what niacin does is like someone said earlier speed your metabolism up and you sweat adn get all hot. although it does leave red patches on your body adn if you take it to regulary in large doses it can also permenatley saty.



fuk that
Oct 23 2002 4:48PM
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gordo
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well since you are getting the full screen tests at the doctors (more than likely) nicine probably wont work, that only seems to work for the dipstick tests. im in the same shit your in man. i get tests from my parents now, or at least i did.


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Oct 23 2002 5:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if you just stop using drugs you won't have any problems
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Oct 23 2002 5:23PM
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lizziebeth
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yah, that might work. it all depends on how soon he's being tested. weed stays in your system for about three weeks.

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Oct 23 2002 5:46PM
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Caden
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if ur flush outta ideas, and ur at the office, when u go to piss, piss until ur almost done, then get the VERY last little bit, and put some water in, and shake it around... think that works somewhat.


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Oct 23 2002 5:59PM
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Lord_Piot
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get a clean friends urine


Oct 23 2002 6:08PM
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coz
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ask your mom if she minds if u drink.. depending on her answer - go from there. the best way to defeat parents' nieve attitutudes is to expose them to the ignorance they spread each and every day.
Oct 23 2002 6:46PM
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c_lo
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Or you could just ask your parents if they love you, and if they say yes tell them that marijuana is part of your life and spirituality or some shit, tell them its chepaer and more healthy and alchohol and that your responsible when you use it. The tell them that you'd be lying if you said that you would never do it again.
Oct 23 2002 6:50PM
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mammothpunks
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cheaper than alchy?? i wish


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Oct 23 2002 7:25PM
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CTripper
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i know ill have a few weeks notice before i go to any doctor appointments, so i suppose i can just drink lots of fluids once i know i have to get tested. i really dont understand my mom, before we went to court i told her she could drug test me if i could have more freedom, and she said she doesnt believe in drug tests. now the court reccomends it, and shes for it. eh whatever, i could just fail and make up some lame excuse.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 23 2002 8:02PM
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Rossiscratch
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just have some one pee for you





all the bullshit that i see so much i can't believe grown man just tryin' to be true to myself impossibly i may not ever get rich might wind up diggin' a ditch i won't cry no i won't bitch i wont back down and i'll never quit it is my badge of pride -hardcore 'til the day i die just tryin' to survive i won't back down or apologize
Oct 23 2002 8:25PM
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mammothpunks
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when you go to the doctors office, just convince him that you need a medical card. :)


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Oct 23 2002 9:00PM
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LineJono
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most stores that sell weed parephenalia and shit have the detox drinks, take the one for someone who'd be twice your weight, although they're pretty expensive ~$80
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Oct 24 2002 1:21PM
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NovacanePunk
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if you have time then just clean it out drink like 1-2 gallons of water haha...take cranberry pills...and since your piss is going to be crystal clear take some vitimin C which changes it to yellow so they know you havent been trying to get it out of your system. if you like smoked the day before or that day dip your finger in bleach then dip it in the cup after you take a piss. it makes it come up unconclusive which gives you more time to get it out of your system before you take another test if they want you to.
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Oct 28 2002 2:33PM
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lineskier10
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Dude theres nothing oyu can do cause if they detect anything abnormal youre screwed you can either be drug free or abnormal and if they find something abnormal like some weird chemical or vitamin they count it as a positive test, even if you have a lot of water its positive so theres nothing you can do really. and dont take niacin cause if you have an allergic reaction to it you could die
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Oct 28 2002 3:55PM
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l_KeViN_l
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just drink mad craneberry juice, covers it perfectly, I got tested once, I filled up a blood pack and told the guy I couldn't piss while someone was watching so he moved far away and I filled the cup up with the piss and passed!!!


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Oct 28 2002 4:07PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
my doctor is an hour away, and whenever i do go i have about a 2-3 week notice, so ill be able to clean out my system, or my mom will get used to me failing and wont care anymore.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 28 2002 7:19PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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if uve seen american beauty just do what that nutty kid does hook up a nurse there with weed everytime u get tested and have her give u some little kiddies piss and then ur all set



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Oct 28 2002 8:28PM
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MadTrixter
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i don't even want to get into tests......i did hear that detox works

but my rents tested my bros w/ those cheap eckerd ones like every week, and they never passed, then my bros found out that my dad smokes and now he doesn't care


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Oct 28 2002 9:09PM
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