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How many Internet Forum Posters does it take to change a light bulb?
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This may have been posted before, but I couldn't find it.
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.
12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution.
4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being
outsourced to India.
1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who resembles a light bulb.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to florescents, so he very rarely has to change them.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the event of a lightbulb burnout.
5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles.
1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese.
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
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That was staggeringly accurate... the best one:
40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.
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Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
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J CREW REPRESENTIN'
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haahahhahaha. lists are stupid.
p.s. whats the picture supposed to be this time justin?
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'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
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in light of my new job occuptation, it is a picture of a tree planter
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
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'1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.'
someone did that to a bunch of my threads a few weeks ago.
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Sacadelic
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding me? Feminists will never get anything changed.
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ahahhaha^ that was good.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
My sig gets fucked up if i put it in, so i just dont have one.
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Hahaha, that's wishful thinking eh weenox?
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go on google before you create this useless thread dickface
Yankees Suck
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how many lights does it take to chage a light?????
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Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
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Best post ever. My favourite:
4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being outsourced to India.
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YOU SPELLED 'CHANGE' WRONG!
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your using caps moron.
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Dragon's Lair
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i can't believe i clicked on this thread and posted
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my dad is a lightbulb enthusiast and professional, i think he would know that lightbulbs don't actually get "changed" the filaments and shit just change...
[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
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It's light bulb, not lightbulb
Here Comes A Special Boy!
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hahaha
i like it
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
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super dooper thread, i laughed my ass off
This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$
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i had to save the leader post. that was great
This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$
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hahaha, the funniest:
"1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who resembles a light bulb."
-Joel
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army
'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
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hahaha, dude, that was awesome. i wasn't expecting this thread to be that funny. you are 1337
...why are the signatures still broken ??
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your moron you spelled chage the right way
this is fun
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Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
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