how many of you have actually been to a real ghetto, when i was like 10 i was getting into being black and my dad took me to the south side of stocton, it has the highest gang/per/capita rating of any city in the US and it scared the shit outta me. those guys HAVE to sell drugs and kill people JUST TO SURVIVE! i gurantee you that not a single person on this site has to do that. so anyway, have you ever been to the real ghetto? and if so, why do you want to be like a bunch of dirt poor people who sell crack to live?
hi, my name is bill fleming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, romantic bedside novels, and the works of Kenny G
i've been through compton lotsa times but i always remember to wear my ski clothes, which include ultra baggy shit and madd dangle, and of course my doorag (so hot right now) hanging stylishly from my black genuine leather belt. when the gangsters see my gangster ass ski clothes, they know not to fuck with me.
in summary, get over it already. why the fuck do you care if we wear baggy ass clothes? i'm a size small person and i rock size large oakley outerwear. why? cuz the shit is maddd comfy and looks sick. short kids like me look steezy if we wear big clothes. and the doorag is just me tying my shirt to my belt if i get too hot cuz i have no place else to put it, not because i feel the need to represent my clique from the streets of LA. although wearing the doorag does somehow cause me to step up my skiing at least three levels, don't ask me how this happens.
we wear big clothes. get over it already.
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
Yeah down here in Davi'z we are killa'z in fact we shot someone with a paintbal gun yesterday out of my buddy's hummer, in has a cracked window sooo fuckign ghetto back up bitches we hot. I rock the sean john and listen to that killa Nelly uhhhhh
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
you all underestimate the extent of nick (^calskier's) thug tendencies. on thursday we were at norfstur and a snowboarder poached nick as he approached the C-box. using his ghetto fabolous skillz, nick whipped out his gat cuz he was rollin strapped and capped a mahfugga, then did a nosebutter wheelie pop ollie over the body and slid the box. then we rolled into the city and did an urban rail. you know, bringing things back to our (and skiing's) roots.... in tha hood.
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
Ive had to go into some projects at night to find some bud but I couldnt find the dealers apartment, so i asked this black kid who was thuggin it and mad drunk throwing shit at parked cars where the kids apartment was and I realized it was a kid I knew from 2nd grade, so he led me there and I got what i needed and told me if anyone fucked with me to tell him right away
and it gets sketchy in boston sometimes filming with my 2000 camera so I keep a knife in my bag just incase ya know gotta be ready
Yeah man... I live in Östermalm. It's a part of Stockholm. It's just like in all movies and stuff, all the kids are doing drugs, there are shootouts between Östermalm people and Lidingö people all the time. And street races.
I tried to join a gang once, thought I'd make it cuz I'm a pretty good emcee, but myherpes flared up and they rejected me, said they can't have no shit like that in there posse, so I spit on em and they all got it, holla atcha boi
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your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
they do not HAVE to sell crack and kill fellow nigglets to survive they are niggers and thats what they do, they could be smart and get the fuck out of where they live but then they would have to work and welfare would not buy them a nickel bag every day
i went to a metallica concert at the Great Western Forum down in Inglewood, and there was SO many damn black people areound there. there are no burger kings. no taco bells. no jack n' the box, and no mcdonalds. all there is is FRIED CHICKEN places. kfc. popeyes. church's fried chicken. louisiana fried chicken. a shitload of chiken places. god damn i was laughing my ass off. black people really do like fried chicken.
Stockton has some rough parts to it. Last year I had to drive to south stockton every day to pick my brother up.. he was in a program that was right in the middle of it.. and I used to play soccer down there. So many shady people on those streets.
Alot of people were in the program for drug problems, ironically enough, the second they would walk out the door drug dealers would be on the streets trying to sell them drugs.
It is pretty ghetto, but nowhere near as bad as
Inglewood, Compton, Brooklyn, or Oakland.
We have "gangstas" at our school who suddenly pledge there aliance to a gang even though we live in a small college town, and they have never been to LA or NYC.
Anyway when i was sellin from my cadillac i made this ryme up.
Sucka Emcies that neva be known, we got em in the I town show it we be shown. I town bitches ya we got dem too, fuckin in the back of the truck with ma bu, a purple hew, we got a fuckin few. da shit on da ski hill be way hot, ski-bys, hotmagics, and growin pot,
some come over to the big I town, we take you out like a sucka fat clown!
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
on school trips we drove through syracuse, and washington and NYC and then on other trips i've driven through birmingham and lots of southern cities. - theres so bad ass places out there and i'm glad i don;t live in em.
i live in a ghetto, no joke, i dont wear wigger stuff so im cool, i just dress normal and the thugs are all nice to me, they always have nice clothes even though most of em are homeless most of the time. and the sell weed, im their favorite customer, they all hang out down in the coldasac, like san andreas, they the real deal
here most of the wanabee gangsters are asian so I usually make fun of them cuz they wear their Kappa stuff trying to act ghetto. But D-town East Hastings is a ghetto from the Ghetto, the worst area of Canada, but its not that dangerous because everyone there is on heroin or crack doing their business or w/e but if you wanna find real gansters and junkies thats the place to go, they are there all day long...
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
when i was in yugo i was in this gang with like 50 ppl and we got into a fight with this other gangs im talking chains and knives and my friend got stabed like 3 times and i got this big scar on my hand from a chain. Its so fucked up cuz the police dont car and no1 givs a shit bout anything
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
i walked through compton with my church group. we couldn't wear certain colors and a precaution. i was so fuckin scared.
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i live in new york and live near a ghetto u dont have to believe me but i do and ive seen it....shits crazy if u ever wanna see a grown man piss his pants thats never been to a ghetto before bring him to one and he piss his pants
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