Umm, basically, you let the girl dance in front of you and get in sych with her. Then you move closer until your cock is flossing her butt crack and place your hands anterio-superiorly to her cooch. Then just go with the flow. It's simple. I love the 90's / 00's. So much better than the square dancing of the 40's - so simple, just so simple!
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i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses.
this is why i want to know: they have dances at my high school, and everybody so called "grinds". but it is the most non sexy shit ever. So if i show i can actually grind, ill get to dance more, and more chicck bumpin up against my crotch. im trying to be the kid who "gets the light shawn on him" whens my turn, WHEN!
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the key is not looking like a fool. You gotta be in sync with her but don't get into a rut. She'll get broed if its hips back and forth back and forth, that gets annoying. Fell her body, but not too creepily. Grab her hands and do some stuff. Turn her around so you're crotch to crotch. You got to keep it fresh.
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there is nothing funnier to watch than a kid with no rytham come up behind a girl and start grinding with her completly of the beat of the song and watch the girls face. Then she has to find an excuse to move away, it is hilarius. so basically if you dont have rytham dont try it because the girls just will hate you even more.
i love grinding haha. its alot of fun. but um ya.... guys with no rythem def suck.
o and i as well have that problem with the ppl effing doing it on the ground at skool dances ahha. and i go to an all girl skool if that accounts to the dirtiness of the dancing haha.
haha...yeah it is hilarious to see dudes that are super wasted and try to dance with chicks with that "i'm fucked up and you have breasts" drunken stare. they end up forgetting about the music and just creepily grinding up against those poor chicks. i'm so glad im not a chick. but as far as advice, just flow with the music...if she's diggin' you, she'll for sure start gettin all up on your piece.
ahahah there should be a "grinding school" or something for people like me, I always make up stupid excuses not to dance with girls (who then of course go hook up with someone else). youd think even the white man shuffle would be easy....but i always lose the rythm
oh and whoever was saying "when you hear a slapping sound and feel excruciating pain"....thats happened.
watch a night at the roxburry and dance how they do haha...
the best is when she like bends over or something. like touches the ground with hrr hands and rubs her ass up your body...thats when you stop, cross one arm and put the other on the chin, and nod your head. haha
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haha. ya girls are used to guys getting boners from dancing. well...at least from my experience and my friends. its just all part of it. o and um ya guys.. def let ur hands roam while doing it. and crotch to crotch is nice tooo..but not if the dude is to tall. then it doesnt really work out.
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion, and an unspeakable drive for something new...for me there's skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything every day I'm out there." -Pep Fujas
im not sure but, the lack girls in school, may be why the dances are...were soo "freaky". They canceled them after the "headmaster" was offended by what he saw. Oh yea i go to an uber preppy all boys private school in manhattan
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier