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scientist
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I need some tips on grindin.

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Apr 6 2005 10:12PM
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eastAR5
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wow what grade are you in? 6th?

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Apr 6 2005 10:17PM
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Freestylindude
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hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Apr 6 2005 10:18PM
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Jessbuff
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Umm, basically, you let the girl dance in front of you and get in sych with her. Then you move closer until your cock is flossing her butt crack and place your hands anterio-superiorly to her cooch. Then just go with the flow. It's simple. I love the 90's / 00's. So much better than the square dancing of the 40's - so simple, just so simple!


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Apr 6 2005 10:20PM
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JazzyJ
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what he said^ but honestly you dont need tips for grinding. Just go with it and feel her up. A good time is had by all

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 10:30PM
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agentorange
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grinding, freaking, dry humping... its all the same thing.

Apr 6 2005 10:32PM
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404404
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yea i did that once, it was fun but it hurt my nuts alot.

Apr 6 2005 10:34PM
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Jessbuff
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^ If you hear a slapping sound and feel excrutiating pain, you are doing something seriously wrong!

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Apr 6 2005 10:37PM
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JazzyJ
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it was a custom at my school "dances" (yes they had dances) but then people were getting too frisky so...they got rid of them

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 10:38PM
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freestyle_rich
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welp heres what u do- get in close behind her, move those hands up and down those hips n shit then work on the tits man and dont forget those dry humps to her ass

Apr 6 2005 10:41PM
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eastAR5
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they used to shine a search light on kids getting outta control grinding back in middle school. one time i got it shined on me i felt so proud after

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Apr 6 2005 10:41PM
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agentorange
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they used to allow it at my school dances until people started doing it on the floor and stuff... crazy kids.

Apr 6 2005 10:44PM
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a-line
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^wow

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Apr 6 2005 10:51PM
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scientist
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this is why i want to know: they have dances at my high school, and everybody so called "grinds". but it is the most non sexy shit ever. So if i show i can actually grind, ill get to dance more, and more chicck bumpin up against my crotch. im trying to be the kid who "gets the light shawn on him" whens my turn, WHEN!

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Apr 6 2005 10:52PM
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JazzyJ
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yea my school had the same problem with kids doin it on the floor. Those crazy negroes and their suggestive dancin'. No really it was because of them.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 10:53PM
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Sharpy
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the key is not looking like a fool. You gotta be in sync with her but don't get into a rut. She'll get broed if its hips back and forth back and forth, that gets annoying. Fell her body, but not too creepily. Grab her hands and do some stuff. Turn her around so you're crotch to crotch. You got to keep it fresh.


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Apr 6 2005 10:55PM
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JazzyJ
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crotch to crotch is interesting...leads to other things...

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 10:56PM
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french_fry
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when you get that boner you know your doing it right

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Apr 6 2005 10:58PM
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scientist
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yes it can lead you into interesting situations.

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Apr 6 2005 10:58PM
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Sharpy
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if you start having sex or excessively making out on the dance floor, you deserve to be shot, only slight making outage is allowd, if drunk


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Apr 6 2005 11:01PM
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EC_Chronic
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there is nothing funnier to watch than a kid with no rytham come up behind a girl and start grinding with her completly of the beat of the song and watch the girls face. Then she has to find an excuse to move away, it is hilarius. so basically if you dont have rytham dont try it because the girls just will hate you even more.

Apr 6 2005 11:05PM
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devine
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^ thats me and i know it so its weird when girls come up to me and start grinding its like . shit your not gonna enjoy this in like 2 min so please save me the embarassment.


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Apr 6 2005 11:15PM
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JazzyJ
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haha^ but grinding is like the "i cant dance" option.

You literally have a guide (the girls ass) then move your crotch along with it. Really its not hard. Haha the girls reaction is funny when you get a boner. What are the girls reactions?

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 11:26PM
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Sharpy
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girls should expect at least a semi when grindign with a guy


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Apr 6 2005 11:43PM
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vincepru
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no they have to be hott or they get no reaction at all from me

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Apr 7 2005 12:09AM
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Ktownchic
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i love grinding haha. its alot of fun. but um ya.... guys with no rythem def suck.
o and i as well have that problem with the ppl effing doing it on the ground at skool dances ahha. and i go to an all girl skool if that accounts to the dirtiness of the dancing haha.

Apr 7 2005 12:55AM
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TannerBalls
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GET FUCKED UP...beer, rum, etc


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Apr 7 2005 1:17AM
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TannerBalls
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^that should only be if you have no rythm or dancing talent what so ever.


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Apr 7 2005 1:18AM
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skithebert
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haha...yeah it is hilarious to see dudes that are super wasted and try to dance with chicks with that "i'm fucked up and you have breasts" drunken stare. they end up forgetting about the music and just creepily grinding up against those poor chicks. i'm so glad im not a chick. but as far as advice, just flow with the music...if she's diggin' you, she'll for sure start gettin all up on your piece.

Apr 7 2005 1:22AM
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Latch
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One thing--approach from the front.

How would YOU like an unknown person surprise-humping you from behind?

just kinda show her you want to dance from the front, then take her hand and spin her halfway around, try to coordinate this with a sweet part of the song too. Then just do your thing man

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Apr 7 2005 2:07AM
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ItsPhil
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just let your hands roam freely
thats the best part

Apr 7 2005 12:56PM
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back_woods
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ahahah there should be a "grinding school" or something for people like me, I always make up stupid excuses not to dance with girls (who then of course go hook up with someone else). youd think even the white man shuffle would be easy....but i always lose the rythm
oh and whoever was saying "when you hear a slapping sound and feel excruciating pain"....thats happened.

Apr 7 2005 2:09PM
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404404
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im one of those guys with no rhythm

Apr 7 2005 2:27PM
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Frostfired
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just go wit da flow




pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

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Apr 7 2005 2:29PM
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Sharpy
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practice with inflatable dolls


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 7 2005 2:46PM
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DunDunDun
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watch a night at the roxburry and dance how they do haha...

the best is when she like bends over or something. like touches the ground with hrr hands and rubs her ass up your body...thats when you stop, cross one arm and put the other on the chin, and nod your head. haha

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Apr 7 2005 2:56PM
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skiierman
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It's allowed here also but really it's nothing you want to watch.

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Apr 7 2005 3:10PM
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ya, at our school they really dont care people do it all the time... what are some reaction girls get when they feel your boner?

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Apr 7 2005 3:17PM
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skiierman
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^ In most cases they are used to it and don't give a shit because it's expected.

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Apr 7 2005 3:18PM
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asac
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grinding = middle school

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Apr 7 2005 3:36PM
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genericname
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^nope that is all it is at clubs cept then it is just called dancin and its a little less pg

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Apr 7 2005 3:49PM
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bigdaddytmac
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grinding is so retarded, im guarenteed to have a full fledged boner after a couple minutes. Which means total blue balls if you're stuck in some lame ass dance for hours.

Apr 7 2005 3:54PM
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Geoffrey
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"grindinf"=dry hump and then a trip to the bathroom

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Apr 7 2005 4:02PM
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Ktownchic
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haha. ya girls are used to guys getting boners from dancing. well...at least from my experience and my friends. its just all part of it. o and um ya guys.. def let ur hands roam while doing it. and crotch to crotch is nice tooo..but not if the dude is to tall. then it doesnt really work out.




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Apr 7 2005 4:06PM
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JazzyJ
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haha im a short guy...so um ... ktown you wanna dance? ohh im getting an e-boner

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 7 2005 4:12PM
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Ktownchic
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^ hahahhahahhaa. god. i didnt kno i was that good a danceR .

Apr 7 2005 4:14PM
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JazzyJ
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i am also deprived in an all boys high school. Its not fun

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 7 2005 4:16PM
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404404
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^ she is in all girls school, you guys could work out well

Apr 7 2005 4:22PM
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Ktownchic
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haha. really/? that sucks. i go to an all girls skool. so i feel your pain.

Apr 7 2005 4:22PM
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JazzyJ
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im not sure but, the lack girls in school, may be why the dances are...were soo "freaky". They canceled them after the "headmaster" was offended by what he saw. Oh yea i go to an uber preppy all boys private school in manhattan

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 7 2005 5:00PM
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hendrik.
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if you're just fuckin around wit buddies...have like each of you one by one approach and start grinding from different angles, its seriously the funniest shit

oh, and the best girl move, if y'all are reading, is when they squat down then come back up rubbin up through your crotch...if that makes any sense....that is hot as hell.

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