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Durtschi spins for the first time in months
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After months of pain staking rehab and a whole lotta bitchin', Mr. Durtschi took the knee to a backcountry booter. I was skeptical of him jumping so soon, but he said to let him worry about the knee and make sure I got the shot. What trick did he throw first try? An unatural 7 true tail to cross arm landing. In case you haven't seen/heard of the cross arm landing, it's like RUN DMC when they are posing like gangsters with their arms crossed. Durtschi boned the grab, let go, crossed the arms, and stomped the shit out of the trick. The jump wasn't small either, 25ft.+high-70ft. table. Watch out skeptics, this boy is back.
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^are you serious? TIm Durtchi, the next Oregon prodigy?
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Oregon Coast of course!
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who is tim durtshi.... sounds like a fool to me...
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he's this guy who sometimes rides at mt. bachelor. he's 4' 10" 115 pounds, 29 years old, and kills it. he never got sponsored because he was always stayin in the mt. bachelor park, until this year anyway. you should see him ride, he's so ill. he can't do urban, but likes to do jump things. he slurps his rockstars and burps after every gulp. tim durtschi learned 720's this year and won't do anything else, the kid is so narrow minded, but the 7s are dope. you should see him ride, oops i snowboard and skiis, so you should see him ski. he likes tight clothes and that is another reason he never truly got sponsored. oh ya, he refuses to ride twin tips, just these long steel volkls; there super sick though. his poles are cool, he keeps them at 62 cm and says he can poll vault off the jumps easier than the short jibber poles. you should see him ride, i mean ski.
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he's a midget... ma ma ma midget
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ok, sorry, i was just trying to make the guy seem taller; he's actually 4' 9". he freaks tons of chicks at physical therapy, check out his media stats 'Timboskier' through the search mode. obviously this guy is ultra pimp, look at how big the pictures are; ya, chicks can't get enough of the BIG D...fosho
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yall nigas heard straight from the main og mac pete alport in ya face
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evenin' bitches
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sweet i did one of those in my dreams
'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'
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what u dunt trust pete niggar?
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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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sounds sick.
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are there pictures on the site?
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
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that durtschi
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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dey took er derz
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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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