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Lé.Skiing
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Q:How did the man with no nose smell?
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A:Horribly



If you got a joke that funnier post it we shall compare.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 31 2005 3:24PM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
gay

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps to go on brush ur shoulders off
Mar 31 2005 6:09PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i hate you

--------------------- - Good Fun With A Hand Gun Sacadelic
Mar 31 2005 6:11PM
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SchweitzerSki
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what do you call a blonde in the freezer














a frosted flake

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 31 2005 6:16PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
^ hahahahhaaha, now that was the joke of the day!


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 6:25PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Actually, fuck you Schweitzerski, I'm blonde.


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 6:26PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i'm blonde too though. which is why i find it so funny

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 31 2005 6:26PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
YAY blondes! And what I give up in street smarts, I make up doubly in looks! Yeah, blondes are hot!


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 6:41PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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haha both of those suck but shweitzers better.

I like to play Guitar!
Mar 31 2005 6:46PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
bert and ernie from sesame street are sitting in their living room bert asks ernie if he would like some ice cream? ernie says sherbert (sure bert)

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
Mar 31 2005 6:52PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
ok i got another joke then:

A blond works at a tickle me elmo factory, and the sales have been going down ever scince she started, so the manager decided to check it out and sees her sewing 2 little furrly red balls on the tickle me elmos, and the managers says "NO!, your supposed to make two test tickles." (if you say it out loud it makes more sense[and no offence to blonds])

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 31 2005 7:17PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/ lindsayphone.html

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliopho bia- Fear of long words.
Mar 31 2005 7:19PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
HAhaha that is awesome. here's a working link (i hope)
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lindsayphone.html

Mar 31 2005 7:27PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i got one

what did fitty cents kid say when fitty cent made him a sweater





gee you knit?

^g-unit

haha

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Mar 31 2005 9:49PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
what do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?




roll-aids

what does a.i.d.s stand for



analy injected death sentence

greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
Mar 31 2005 9:58PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
what do you do when you see a one-armed blonde hanging from a tree?

You wave.

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Apr 1 2005 3:41PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
What does snoop dog use his umbrella fo???



Fo drizzle!!!

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
Apr 1 2005 7:11PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
What does snoop does use to clean his "whites?"




Blee-otch!!! ***bleach***

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
Apr 1 2005 7:12PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
whats the Difference between a dog and a fox?











About 4 beers

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 1 2005 7:20PM
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davyb
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how do u confuse a archeologist.?



give him a dirty tampon and ask him what period its from

Apr 1 2005 8:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha judging from the smell... last week. ewwww thats gross

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 1 2005 8:47PM
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ski_rossi05
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micky mouse wants a divorce from minie so when the juge asks y micky thinks minie is crazy micky repilies "i didnt say she was crazy i said she was fuckin goffy!"

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Apr 1 2005 9:11PM
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HuckerGently
Posts: 513 - Karma: 13
^haha that one is fucking great. "i said she was fucking goofy" ahahahahahha

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'I'd rather be skiing' - My mindset 24/7
Apr 1 2005 9:16PM
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ryan.c
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a shorter version is jsut sayin wut do they do to elmo b4 they put him int he box, give him 2 testicles

Apr 1 2005 9:47PM
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skiierman
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Why are cows always happy?








Because everyday is a field day.


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
Apr 1 2005 10:00PM
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timmi
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why do seaguls fly by the sea?

cuz if they flew by the bay they would be baguls...\




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Apr 1 2005 10:13PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
^ha, oldie but a goodie

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Apr 11 2005 5:44PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
ahahaa



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his le
Apr 11 2005 7:39PM
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Anathema
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if i wanted a joke i'd follow you to the john and watch you take a leak.



i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): ):) :)): :):):)) ):)):)
Apr 11 2005 7:41PM
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JFerg
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what's curt cobain's favourite seat in a car?






shotgun!

_________________________ just ski.
Apr 11 2005 8:20PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
what do you call a bagel that flys?






a plain bagel.

(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?
Apr 11 2005 8:22PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
^i dont get it



.lauren.
Apr 11 2005 8:30PM
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Skipig25
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planes can fly.

plane bagel

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Apr 11 2005 8:33PM
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Jasmine
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plane. like an aeroplane. haha well as long as we're on the corny jokes... a guy walked into a bar. ouch.



Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.


Apr 11 2005 8:35PM
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schlonginator
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what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?





Carlos






What do you call a greek para-trooper







Con-descending

Lateralis - is "cotton field gorilla" a racial slur?
Apr 11 2005 8:42PM
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hucker22
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what do u call 2 mexicans playing basketball?




juan on juan




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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Apr 11 2005 8:53PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
how do gays get out of their burning house so quick?



Their shit's already packed

OHHHH snap



word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Apr 11 2005 9:04PM
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mintcrue
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hahahahahahaahaha

Strike 3
Apr 11 2005 9:09PM
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skiierman
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Bahahahaha! That is the funniest joke ever told in the history of the world.

----RIP Signature------
Apr 11 2005 9:19PM
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KeegLove
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what do u call a game of rock paper scissors with no scissor




ROCK PAPER

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

-Keegan McGinnis. -ski for life. nwft.
Apr 11 2005 9:21PM
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skichica128
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^i dont get it

Apr 11 2005 11:06PM
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sKi*eAst
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what did the ocean say to the beach??



nothing, it just waved



one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Apr 11 2005 11:11PM
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Matty.
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Here is a pretty dumb one that I thought was funny cause I think everything is funny, well here it is:

Conversation over dinner:

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: Crap


-Matt Hollman
Apr 11 2005 11:26PM
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SUpilot
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Strangers have the best candy.

Apr 11 2005 11:34PM
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mintcrue
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^^ lol

Strike 3
Apr 11 2005 11:37PM
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Sharpy
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dice

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
Apr 11 2005 11:42PM
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SteezePatrol
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i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles...

dude, not cool

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Apr 11 2005 11:44PM
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Turkeyjerky101
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why is asprine white?????

Apr 12 2005 9:28AM
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Turkeyjerky101
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because its white


Apr 12 2005 9:29AM
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t-mack101
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no because it works

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 12 2005 9:29AM
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Turkeyjerky101
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no jk


Apr 12 2005 9:29AM
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