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I hope my mom dies

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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
fucking bitch canceled my skiing again for the 3rd weekend in a row. wont let my dad take me or go up with any friends. i was suppost to go to wachusett today and waterville tomorow. instead im grounded for no fucking reason. i officially dont love her anymore.

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Mar 25 2005 6:55PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
whoa...you can't say that, your mom was probably the one who let you ski in the first place. you should thank her for giving you the chance to ski

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Mar 25 2005 6:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
stab her in the neck with a dull rusty knife right while shes sleeping or just get some tie raps quietly bind her hands together then proceed to take a good ole 3 iron or a baseball bat and while shes on her knees begging you to not hit her........WHACK! right upside the fucken head then watch in amazement as the pool of blood spreads across the floor



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Mar 25 2005 6:58PM
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SteezePatrol
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^honestly, I can't find any humour in that...believe me you'd care if your mom died and later on your going to hate yourself for saying this

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Mar 25 2005 7:00PM
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levistewart
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dude thats gisgusting if i were ur mom i would ick u out

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Mar 25 2005 7:02PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
of course theres no humor in that



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Mar 25 2005 7:03PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
Yo, he was serious man. Lat don't take no crap.

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Mar 25 2005 7:06PM
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CalgaryJibber
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wow. Grow. Up. I mena firstly, I aint no moms bitch, if i wanna ski, ill ski! and thats final. secondly, saying you hope your mom dies is the most stuck up and horrible thing you can say. thirdly, we dont care, stop complaining, maybe you should be telling this to a counciller that cares, youll find no sympathy here.

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Mar 25 2005 7:09PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
we got a new atlantaski here?

Mar 25 2005 7:13PM
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eastAR5
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if i wasnt depending on them to pay the 30000 dollar tuition for my boarding school next year where i get to ski everyday without having to deal with that slutty hoe i would just take the car and keep driving. they just went out for the night so now im gona go smoke everything i have left so i can forget about this peace

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Mar 25 2005 7:16PM
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mark_skis
Posts: 757 - Karma: 10
it sounds like you got life pretty good. what a horrible thing to say especialy if your mom for some awful reason does die. you are gonna feel like shit. or like kevin in Home Alone

Mar 25 2005 7:24PM
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jib-unit00
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dude, you get to ski everyday, it really doesnt get much better than that so shut your mouth especially cause you cant go for one weekend when you can go everyday.

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Mar 25 2005 7:26PM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
just go. would they really say, oh you went skiing when we told you not to, so now you can't go to boarding school.

Mar 25 2005 7:27PM
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mackinnon
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aww adrian i'm sorry that sucks! i definitely feel you on wishing my mom was dead sometimes.....but not right now really since she's letting me go up to sugarloaf for the weekend again haha

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Mar 25 2005 7:34PM
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ski_naked
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ya you need to stop your bitching about your mom, im sure she has taking you skiing befor, and plus i cant get a fucking ride to the mountain almost every other weekend how the hell do you think i feel cramped inside this shithole while its snowing out side

Mar 25 2005 7:40PM
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Anathema
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this is possibly the worst thread of all time. you a-hole

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Mar 25 2005 8:34PM
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friday01
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yo seriously tho when she gets home just wait behind the door and when he comes in pop out and punch her in the throat and then yer dad, then hit em in the head til they cant remember what happened that last 4 days and then take the car going skiing come back and tell yer parents they let you go and someone broke in a tried killin em

Mar 25 2005 8:40PM
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mommy
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bitch, you spoiled.

Mar 25 2005 8:41PM
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XxLibertYxX
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how old are you?.......13? grow up you little stuck up dick.

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Mar 25 2005 8:42PM
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alpinecowboy84
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hmmn, sounds like the end of the world. suicide?


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Mar 25 2005 9:04PM
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nsnski240
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Apparently, you live in a happy house hold where everyone is happy and supportive, and never argues... give give mommy a hug


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Mar 25 2005 10:00PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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ohh i guess i wont be getting a ride to waterville tomorrow?

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Mar 25 2005 11:39PM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
EastAR5... you just reaffirmed my hunch that you are a cock juggling thunder cunt. I can't believe you would be that ghetto enough to say that you would kill your own mom. PUSSAY! I hate you.
P.S. You suck at biking, and you probably wear black socks with old vans... remember this argument? Yeah, you are still a homo.

P.S. Be sure to thank your mom for buying your ski pass and ski gear and letting you sleep in her house and eat her food and be on her health insurance, and carrying you in her womb and enduring hours of painful labor and picking you up from tee ball practice when you were 4 so that you didn't get raped if you had to walk home and buying you clothes so that you don't have go naked and teaching you how to read and feeding you when you were a baby so that you didn't shrivel up like a pork rind and die... before you kill her.



We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

Mar 25 2005 11:40PM
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Stash360
Posts: 165 - Karma: 13
Owned!!!!!!

Mar 25 2005 11:42PM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
thats a pretty badass picture you took of yourself in your bathroom mirror

Mar 25 2005 11:44PM
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cHiPzArOy
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
hey at least she didn't abort ur ass...then u wouldn't even know what skiing is...but that sucks u got in trouble for no reason. i feel ur pain there.

Mar 25 2005 11:45PM
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katesd
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What the shit?
I don't understand how you can hate your mom and hope she dies, because she hasnt let you ski in the past 3 weeks... while at the same time she's paying 30000 dollars for you to ski EVERY DAY at school on your own time when you don't have to "deal with her crap". Tsk tsk... some people have no class.


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Mar 25 2005 11:54PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
ok i take it back but i still hate her

ITS SUNNY AND 50 DEGREES OUT

and the boarding school is for next year i dont go there yet

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Mar 26 2005 8:18AM
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ATLANTASKI
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word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith

Who doesn't like handicapped girls? I mean there is nothing like the feeling of a girl going into a siezure while she is riding you or when she makes those damn sexy groaning and gurggling noises before you even touch her.


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Mar 26 2005 9:13AM
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ATLANTASKI
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*know the struggle

Who doesn't like handicapped girls? I mean there is nothing like the feeling of a girl going into a siezure while she is riding you or when she makes those damn sexy groaning and gurggling noises before you even touch her.


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Mar 26 2005 9:13AM
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plorr
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shut the fuck up rich bastard

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Mar 26 2005 11:27AM
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Craigskis
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I hate to say it, but i'm 100% sure your mom will die at some point,

Careful what you wish for bud,



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Mar 26 2005 11:30AM
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Timmy_G
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^^ haha listen to you atlanta ski. i bet your the whitest mother fucker in here and your saying "nigga" and "dawg." and if you are black, black people dont ski fool. people like you are so lame

and the kid who made this forum, hes a lame to for wanting his mom to die. dont worry, we all know you would be crying hysterically in the corner along with that lateralis fool

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Mar 26 2005 11:34AM
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jib-unit00
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doc dre skis, i believe he is black, or in my heart i think so

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Mar 26 2005 11:57AM
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*b$hip*
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lateralis is a sick fuck



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Mar 26 2005 12:40PM
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ztragnoB
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all of you havent been around long enough to apprechiate lateralis.

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Mar 26 2005 6:43PM
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Jessbuff
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Maybe I'm the first one to notice this but uhhh, I think eastAR5 was maybe being a little dramatic and doesn't literally want his mom to die. I think he's just pissed that she's being a jerk and taking away the thing he loves most for no reason. Just a thought though.


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Mar 26 2005 7:15PM
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Irotate360
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA know the struggle. damn tahts priceless shit. whata jullop



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Mar 26 2005 7:38PM
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sugarloaf
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ya adrian you pretty much missed out on some dope skiing this weekend. you could've seen me eat shit on the stairset...but noo you had to get grounded. NICE JOB

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Mar 26 2005 7:43PM
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Geoffrey
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^ way to rub it in

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Mar 26 2005 7:48PM
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marley900
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Move out you dildo, and bigkstylie put your sorry ace in a sling.

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Mar 26 2005 9:05PM
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french_fry
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Come on everyone gets really pissed at their mom and says they want to kill her once in a while, whatever the reason is if its stupid or not. But now seriously consider how spoiled you are to go skiing every day next year I live 2 hours away from whistler and I only go there once every week-end when I can thats like 15 times a year and I always go broke at this exact time of the year.cuz of the fucking expensive lift tickets, I wish I could go more often too...




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Mar 26 2005 9:14PM
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Munga
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yer mums r fuked up shoot them in the foot wif a arrow

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Mar 26 2005 9:17PM
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crooks
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Aug 29 2007 2:07AM
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dave44
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hows the relationshp now? you've had a few years to cool off
Aug 29 2007 2:30AM
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SteveStepp
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Good bump
Aug 29 2007 3:04AM
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Bangor
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I hate to be on the offensive, but until you're paying for $30,000+/year college on your own you need to shut the fuck up.

I mean holy shit, I'm going to be living off top ramen for the next two years to go to school for more money than that amount of money, which I have to pay for. And you get to ski every damn day. Have some fucking respect you little twat.
Aug 29 2007 3:11AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
Holy shit I just owned myself. This thread is two years old.

Fuck. Me.
Aug 29 2007 3:11AM
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dave44
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^ Haha
Aug 29 2007 3:12AM
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mattster
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just because its old doesnt mean that it shouldnt make your fucking blood boil,

i hope this wasnt a serious thread... i would definately give up skiing for a few weeks for 30000 dollars to go toward a university tuition... fucking guy... you are super privileged if you even own a pair of skis... let alone being able to ski every day, with a paid for education... that shit is unreal...

his mom wants him to stay home for a weekend and he is contemplating stealing the lexus and running away from home? yeah that seems real just to me...
Aug 29 2007 3:52AM
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anxju
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im quoting steve stepp
Aug 29 2007 4:25AM
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